Ian Tyrrell

A heckler tried to tell Jimmy Carr that Americans don’t understand British humour. Jimmy didn’t miss a beat. “You watch me on Rogan? Well I’ve toured America and you haven’t, so your opinion — very much like your arsehole — is full of shit.” Then he calmly listed some of America’s greatest cultural gifts to the world: the Western, jazz music, and stand-up comedy. The heckler shouted “And Trump!” Without missing a beat, Jimmy replied: “And Trump. That falls within comedy.” The crowd lost it. It’s one of those perfect, lightning-fast comebacks that shows why Jimmy is untouchable on stage. Have you ever seen a heckler get absolutely destroyed this cleanly?

@Scrap_a_lot @oldguy_steve I'm not remotely offended but you seem to be getting fairly worked up about it.

@THATSMISE @oldguy_steve I don’t find it funny either it’s a weak attempt at a joke and yet you have somehow been “offended”,you definitely do have a victims mindset ya fanny😂😂

An Irish bloke goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it's me arse, I'd like you to take a look, if you could?" So the doctor gets him to drop is pants and takes a look "Incredible," he says, "There is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively, he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, only to see another £10 note appear. "This is amazing," exclaims the Doctor, "What do you want me to do?” "Well, for goodness sake, take it out," says Paddy. So the doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and so on... Finally, the last note comes out, and no more appear. "Ah, Doctor, thank ya kindly. That's much better. How much is there?” The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1990 exactly.” "Ah, that'd be right," says Paddy, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."

@James30154346 @oldguy_steve No snowflake James. Maybe read your posts before hitting reply and you wouldn't miss words out of your sentence. Ironic when you're calling someone an Amadán.

@THATSMISE @oldguy_steve Ah would u fuck off ya snowflake...I'm Irish by the ya Amadán

@Scrap_a_lot @oldguy_steve No victim. Just don't find it funny. We all find different things funny. For example, I laugh at lads on social who have stupid twitter handles and can't show their face in their profile pic

@THATSMISE @oldguy_steve Shut up you fucking victim😂

Happy Easter, Americans. Your tax dollars supplied the weapons that killed this priest earlier this month in southern Lebanon. He was killed in a double-tap strike; he had been tending to the wounded when the Israeli army fired again and killed him.

📻Again now (3rd I've heard) RTÉ radio had a former British Army soldier talk for 10 mins about 1 US soldier. They never named ONE of the 185 kids murdered at school by the US, let alone have "experts" discuss the war crime. This isn't public interest radio - it's US propaganda

Sadio Mane, a Senegalese soccer star, earns approximately $10.2 million annually. He gave the world a rude awakenng after some fans were flabbergasted when they saw him carrying a cracked iPhone 11. His response was awesome: "Why would I want ten Ferraris, 20 diamond watches, and two jet planes? I starved, I worked in the fields, played brefoot, and I didn't go to school. Now I can help people. I prefer to build schools and give poor people food or clothing. I have built schools and a stadium, provide clothes, shoes, and food for people in extreme poverty. In addition, I give 70 euros per month to all people from a very poor Senegalese region in order to contribute to their family economy. I do not need to display luxury cars, luxury homes, trips, and even planes. I prefer that my people receive some of what life has given me.

Shea Lacey has been permanently promoted to first team duties, incredible achievement for the teenager. Such a talented boy. #MUFC 👊🏾🛑👹

Now then troops— sending big Madchester love this Easter. The Happy Mondays headlining the G‑Mex on Saturday 24 March 1990 — feeling the pulse of one of the city’s most iconic nights: The G‑Mex show marked a turning point where the “Madchester” and “baggy” era hit full stride

Top of the Pops (3rd April 1986). Big Audio Dynamite open the show with E=mc2

🚨NOTICIAS DE ULTIMA HORA - La Corte Mundial ha declarado al Estado de Israel como un estado ilegal y también ha solicitado que se desocupe de la tierra y el territorio de Palestina.

@Joshuajake0311 @RogerGalligan @RachelMoiselle Hi Josh. Irish Jew here, daughter if a German born Holocaust survivor. Am safe and loved here in Ireland and 100% with Rodger and my compatriots in their stand against Zionism and the terrorist state of Israel. Hope that clarifies the issue for you.

🚨 CIA veteran John Kiriakou: "All my years in CIA, no matter who led 🇮🇱 Israel, they came to 🇺🇸 US and asked, ‘Help us strike 🇮🇷 Iran ! Please!’ Every president refused, until this one. Netanyahu outplayed him, and now we're in a war that wasn’t ours."

Australians are bewildered about What happened to Our Politicians 🤔

A surgeon at my gym took early retirement to go to Palestine & operate on 150+ kids. He’s a maxillofacial specialist & said he’s never seen cruelty like it; the IDF’s ‘game’ is to try & shoot children in the head without killing them. Why won’t you denounce them @Keir_Starmer?

🚨🇫🇷 BREAKING — Macron Mocks Trump: “Perhaps He Should Not Speak Every Day” He Said the Strait is open — ships were struck trying to transit it. He Said the war would take 4-6 weeks — it’s Day 33 with no end. He Said regime change occurred — Iran has a harder Supreme Leader. He Declared victory 5 times in 13 seconds! — then announced Attacks on Civilian Infrastructure."

‘The golfer from Mara lago’ 🫢

BREAKING🚨: This is EPIC by 🇨🇳 CHINA🔥 🇺🇸Trump: We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz 🇨🇳China's FM Senator: But the SOH was already open before the war? The Root cause of this disruption is your illegal military operations against Iran.🔥 You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING” 🔥🔥 BRUTAL REALITY CHECK⚡️🗿

@ProjectLincoln @beyondvamp