Miss Morgan

Have you seen Pauline, 68? She is #missing from West Norwood - last seen on 25 May wearing a flower-print coat, black joggers, green shirt & brown boots. She frequents Camberwell, Peckham, Lewisham and surrounding areas. Call 101 with information, quoting 794/26MAY.

40,000 gun deaths per year.

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Probably sick of seeing you answer obvious questions made for primary school children.

@piersmorgan @piersmorgan has blocked me as he is a sensitive diddums

Funny how opinion changes @piersmorgan

@hollins_jasson @caibyy @tewythetew @AndyBurnhamGM @InstituteGC He committed fraud and went to prison for 18 months. 😂😂😂

@TMDawn12 @caibyy @tewythetew @AndyBurnhamGM @InstituteGC Omg. Did he lie? To the bank?

@hollins_jasson @caibyy @tewythetew @AndyBurnhamGM @InstituteGC What about the mortgage fraud? Was he ‘exposing’ the truth then?

@caibyy @tewythetew @AndyBurnhamGM @InstituteGC He was kept in solitary for months on false charges. He exposed the truth and was punished for it. But yes fine I guess no problem for you.

@HodsonAnn @FlorrieFory213 @women_could @SVPhillimore Glaringly.

@FlorrieFory213 @women_could @SVPhillimore You a nutjob, sir. And an obvious sock.

We have done amazingly well in 7 years, battling captured state agents all the way and clawing back fundamental human rights that were very nearly destroyed. It is astonishing that this is reframed as a 'greased slope' and that women who demand their rights are motivated by 'hate' - but of course we are dealing with a cohort who believe that men are women just because they say they are. So it is not surprising.

@DarrenJohnHill @DreyfusJames Everyone, except you, did. I don’t think you actually did. Just being a knob.

@DreyfusJames Ah, the classic ‘it was just a joke’ defence. Of course — vividly describing beating a retail manager with a mannequin, clothes rail, or till is peak British humour. How silly of us not to instantly recognise your sophisticated wit, James. Truly Oscar-worthy. 👏👏👏

I’ll tell you something. If my sister/niece/mother had been spoken to in that manner by a manager, & they tried the “don’t be abusive” line to a perfectly reasonable question, before walking away dismissively mid-discussion, he’d have received a full-size mannequin up his jacksy… @marksandspencer

@moriarty747 @CathAllen8 🤣🤣🤣

@CathAllen8 I missed that , I was still reeling from being miss gendered

The trans argument that women have been perfectly safe sharing the ladies with transwomen because of cubicles. then surely that means transwomen will be perfectly safe using the cubicles in the gents.

Did Owen Jones post that photo of him with the guys in budgie smugglers? There's a topless woman in the background having her boobs spread all over Twitter.

@curioushaggis @helenstaniland How do you know what Helen has or hasn’t accomplished?

@helenstaniland Oh Helen, get some therapy. You’re not angry with trans people, you’re angry at yourself and how little you’ve accomplished that’s truly meaningful.

The trans lobby have had decades to campaign for extra unisex provision. They didn't want to. They very deliberately went after women's toilets instead.

@blueskypinit Blocked for wasting my precious time.

An egg carton transformed this cake

🚨 MISSING CHILD – POLICE APPEAL 🚨 Police are urgently seeking to locate Nicky, 12, who is missing from Godstone. He was last seen in Littlehampton at around 3pm on Monday, 25 May. It is believed he may have travelled by train towards Norfolk, and officers are appealing for anyone who may have seen him.Nicky is described as 5’6” with light brown hair. He was last seen wearing navy blue Nike shorts, a black Nike T-shirt, and black Nike Air trainers.Anyone who sees Nicky or has information on his whereabouts should call 999 immediately, quoting serial 1054.

@ForWomenScot I remember @mrjamesob discovering this old chestnut on his show just after the SC judgment. Naturally no caller was permitted to puncture his palpable delight in having stumbled on such a definitive gotcha.

We are appealing for help in trying to locate a missing teenager believed to be in #Medway. Elizabeth Lynch is 16 years old and was last seen in Crediton on Friday 15 May. Anyone with information should call 999 using reference 20-0144. Read more: kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…

@NiallHarbison Brings to mind this guy 😍

Jimbo will recover quickly I think. A few weeks. We are going to see what sort of permit we need to get for his ears tomorrow. Some sort of air traffic control certificate I’d say. Can’t wait to see those eyes brighten up soon ❤️ (6/6)

Jimbo has been with us 24 hours now. He’s quite a sick little boy but there is also lots of good news… (1/6) 🧵

@JClarkeatDell I didn’t think there could be anything worse for humanity than the internet and yet here we are.

The companies that win the next decade will be AI-native. They won’t just use AI. They'll be built on it. linkedin.com/pulse/ai-nativ…

@Lord_Sugar You do realise people can actually see these posts?

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@DDale90 @piersmorgan That was News of the World. Get your facts straight.

@piersmorgan I hack dead people!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‘Your’ country stayed at home, Pinocchio.

@JamesMelville Ego.

Here’s Andy Burnham having a run. Politicians are a very strange bunch. So many of them like to get the TV cameras on them when they are jogging. Even the rather hefty Boris Johnson repeatedly did this. Why do politicians do this sort of thing? It’s so weird.

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