Ted Westervelt

@MaryZoso It saddens me for them a bit

@TMWestervelt like, how disconnected from their own humanity must they be to act like that??? 😢

ack! i love aellas tweets but every time i forget where i am and stumble into her replies the things people say to her just breaks my heart into teeny tiny pieces 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭

@GilberteDSL @theyfabsexual Cramming in a single room, sleeping on trains

@theyfabsexual Parents, credit card debt, work-study job. In roughly that order

Where do college students get all that money to do crazy spring break trips

@HemlockTapioca How did it feel?

Day 7: Hishi Karad This one is fairly easy I should have done tried it sooner lol

@vivian39_ Never live anywhere you can’t walk easily to coffee!

the walk score of my apartment is 95. the walk score of the house my grandma thinks i should buy in the suburbs is 12. twelve. the nearest grocery store is a seven-minute drive. no thanks i'll take my $1,800 one-bedroom where i can stumble to coffee in my pajamas

@sadgirlinbloom Sending extra good vibes! I bet people are happy to work with you!

@TMWestervelt wow thanks Ted everyone is being so mean as usual!!!

do you think I’m respected professionally

@capstellium Brilliant choice

retvrning to old pfp... tove janssons bilbo baggins is more reflective of my true nature...

@OneEyedAlpaca Veni vidi vici

@TMWestervelt v

mutual monday! reply to this tweet and i will assign you a letter your next tweet must start with that letter

@sodiumPen You get lucky at the roulette wheel once and it’s hard not to keep coming back

the app does spike my cortisol but i do come back every time... do i enjoy this???

@norabird Healthy attitude, I’m not sure I have your sang froid

@TMWestervelt it's honestly always fine but very funny when it happens like yes that's right we do have chemistry and we're NOT together thanks 👍

when this happens and you have a crush on them but they're involved with someone else and a bystander assumes you're together, that's the real good (heartbreaking) stuff

@sodiumPen To be fair, the Romans were big on plumbing

@lapislagoons Bonjour!

good morning say it back !!!!

@HemlockTapioca @justalexoki So it’s not just me that goes Jesus Mary Joseph with a slight Irish lilt

@justalexoki “Jesus Christ” or “Jesus Marry and Joseph” but it only works if you say it in a Hibernian accent (Jaysus).

alhamdulillah goes so hard. what do christians have

@HemlockTapioca Hope you get it soon!

@TMWestervelt Not at all! It’s something—often an eyebolt secured to a frame or ceiling—that you tie suspensions onto.

Day 6: Aftermath Attempted another partial suspension today—it went well but I didn’t manage to get a good picture, so here’s the rope marks from the futo involved.

@HemlockTapioca What’s a hardpoint? (I hope you don’t mind all the questions)

@TMWestervelt Securing myself by the foot is very new and strange, as in controlling my own elevation. It’s fun though! I’m really looking forward to getting a proper hardpoint.

VT & NH FTW