Tactical Nuclear Penguin

This is one of the most terrifying things I've ever read.

@GBNEWS No shit

Ten 'child migrants' set to be sent to foster care are actually ADULTS gbnews.com/news/migrant-c…

“Hi honey, how do you like our new £100k motor home?” - “Smashing, but where did we get the money?” “Don’t worry about it”. - “OK then” - said no one’s wife, ever, in the history of Holy matrimony. #pulltheotherone

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

The world deserves to see what happened.

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English? This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him. Truly the greatest to ever do it.

There isn’t being enough made about this. Martin O’Neill was given a 1-2-1 with referee chief Willie Collum, that nobody else seems to have been afforded. Then in the week after it, 7 key decisions were wrong which gifted Celtic the title. Hearts should be all over this.

BREAKING: Scottish referees hint they could go on STRIKE over 'abuse, intimidation, threats and pitch invasions' thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/16292836…

Football is so obsessed with xG and analytics nowadays so players don’t attempt things like this. That’s why we rarely see screamers any more. Game has become so boring.

Wow... The Scottish FA's Key Match Incidents (KMI) Panel has voted that VAR should NOT have awarded Celtic a penalty in their 3-2 win over Motherwell. That last minute victory enabled them to take it to a final day title-decider, which saw them beat Hearts & win the title.

Stout. Ale. Fuck IPAs only pussies drink IPAs. Start telling the liberal girl with a small pooch belly but nice C cups all immigrants must leave. She says you’re not White you can’t be racist and then you proceed to dump 2 decades of generational trauma on her until her Asian (mongoloid not fucking brown) bestie shows up and you criticise her for her shitty accent even though she grew up in the YooKay. Bunch of manlet Spanish dudes show up and you tell them to fuck off while pounding a shot of Jameson with your bud. Next pub. Stop for a cheeky pastel de nata off soho along the way. Tell the Dutch guy peering into the handjob massage parlours at Chinatown he needs to negotiate the price down or he’s fucked. Cheeky taco between pubs at a spot in the alleyway. Start telling the workers there they’re going home since the place is all cash and no one’s paying taxes. They say you’re going home to China you tell them no I’m Singaporean there’s a difference maricon. Leave with the hot (but also chubby) cashier screaming insults at you. Next pub. Find a booth. More ales. Pork scratchings. More ales. Back to Chinatown. Late night fried rice. Chicken chow mein. Tell the handjob lady standing outside by a red door she’s getting fat in mandarin but she starts yelling back in Cantonese. Bunch of British birds appear from a hen party. Tell the soon to be bride if he loved you you would be pregnant by now but turns out she’s a traveler and already has 2 kids. One of her friends tried to knick your wallet too. Stumble singing oasis with your mate into a late night chippy and check the brown worker’s immigration status. He has ILR? Preach the gospel of Restore Britain and tell him he’s not going to be deported (yet). Some mid 3/10 Chinese international student walks in with a pasty bloke from Southampton. Tell her in mandarin if he loved her he wouldn’t split the bills. She never looks at him the same afterward. Blackpill the bloke on how hard it is for mixed kids to have organ donors and increased mental illness statistics. He downloads tinder while she’s collecting a small haddock and chips. Piss in a back alley while your mate tries to streammog you. Congolese man tries to mug you. Fight Congolese man off. 1am. Pubs are closing. Find an off license. Scream fuck you cunt at the bicycle cart dudes that blast Bollywood music bc he nearly runs you over. Cheeky bottle on the tube. Cop takes your first bottle on the platform so you board the train and whip out the next. Pass out. Miss your stop and wake up in Brixton. Smells like Africa. Bosh. Millions must go.

@BBCNews An we reject the rejection

Lupita Nyong'o rejects criticism of Helen of Troy role bbc.in/4v4WztP

The Al-Qaeda terrorist and suspected mastermind of the 7/7 bombing in London 2005 in which 52 people were killed and 800 wounded, Haroon Aswat, was released early from psychiatric prison last year “after his schizophrenia improved.” UK judges ruled for his release from psychiatric care, overriding police and security services’ warnings that he was still a massive danger to public security. Aswat was linked via phone contacts with the bombers, had met some of them in Pakistan before the attack and had travelled back to the UK just weeks before the attacks and last the UK on the same morning that the attacks took place. He was arrested in Zambia a few weeks later with bomb-making manuals. The U.S. wanted him extradited for past terrorist offences on their territory but faced legal obstacles from European judges. The European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) first blocked his extradition to the USA due to concerns his paranoid schizophrenia would worsen in US prison conditions (breaching human rights against inhuman treatment). After US assurances on care, he was eventually extradited back in 2013. He was sentenced in the USA in October 2015 to 20 years for conspiring to provide material support to al-Qaeda, including helping set up a jihadist training camp in Oregon with Abu Hamza associates. After serving time, he was extradited back to the UK around 2022 and held under the Mental Health Act. Last year, UK judges decided to give him an early release and he is now free in West Yorkshire with just limited monitoring since it was deemed that stricter measures such as being forced to wear an ankle monitor risked worsening his psychiatric status and would be against mental health law provisions.

@GriftReport They apologised, do good on them, shows they are humble enough.

Gym influencer Chloe Wright mocked a stranger rowing at the gym, giggling on camera before posting it with a sarcastic caption that backfired spectacularly. Chloe, wife of Suave Activewear founder Connor Wright, filmed the man working out on the rowing machine and wrote: “Turns out me and em have been doing the rower wrong all these years!” Fitness star Joey Swoll slammed her for shaming the man and filming without consent, sparking huge backlash. The original video was quickly deleted. Chloe later apologised on TikTok, admitting it was “thoughtless and stupid” and that “the gym is a very vulnerable place” she should never have violated. Her husband Connor also posted, saying they’ve both learnt a hard lesson about public posting and “we have violated that trust.” Chloe promised: “I will do better.”

Pray for us, as it looks like few will survive. 🙏

This is really disturbing. If Reform form a government, it's very obvious that they will embolden angry mobs to intimidate their opponents.

@DailyMail What the fuck??? Is this real...

Teenage gang who lured schoolgirl, 15, to underpass and laughed as they filmed themselves raping her handed youth rehabilitation orders trib.al/RkAJsUQ

@LPOOLYOURPARTY @YouGov Elsmere port

@YouGov Here in Liverpool, we consider London to be the second city. Guess which is first?

What do you consider to be Britain's second city? Manchester: 34% of Britons Birmingham: 30% Edinburgh: 12% Liverpool: 3% Glasgow: 3% Cardiff: 2% Leeds: 1% Newcastle: 1% Bristol: 1%

@YouGov Nice 👍 good maps and graphs. Props to whoever put this together.