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@Doctors__squad Asterixis

What’s your diagnosis???

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@elonmusk @DOGE Why is this not all over the news?

A few days ago, a gang of about a dozen young men tried to assault a woman in her car at night in DC. A @Doge team member saw what was happening, ran to defend her and was severely beaten to the point of concussion, but he saved her. It is time to federalize DC.

Jordan Belfort himself suspected Jho immediately, saying: “You wouldn't spend money you worked for like that.” Meanwhile, Jho was burning through billions—and needed more cash. It was time for his biggest con yet.

@AlanFournier Agreed. The hype is hurting my ears.

The tariff freak out ends today, we will have the details at days end. Life goes on tomorrow, the corporate freak out ends, the economy tends to be resilient, and the media attempts to freak everyone out will end. As markets recover the narrative will shift. There will be a more inflation and somewhat less growth for a few quarters, but not a depression, or extended period of stagflation. Get on with your plans, investing is a long game, ignore the media.

@RepTimBurchett @DOGECommittee W. T. F.

Watch how quickly our witness in the @DOGECommittee rattles off how US foreign aid has funded terrorism around the world. Does this make anyone proud to be an American?

@DanaPerino @BillHemmer @marthamaccallum Dana reads the sports! Excellent!

⁦@BillHemmer⁩ says potus is running back, I suggested a different role on the team… Dana Reads Sports (and prays she’s right). ⁦@marthamaccallum⁩ gave me a nod. Success!

@joeroganhq JR. amazing. I would shit my pants.

@barstoolsports LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The only thing that matters today… Beat Canada

@FBIDirectorKash @Kash_Patel Go gem’em Kash. Clean house!

I am honored to be confirmed as the ninth Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Thank you to President Trump and Attorney General Bondi for your unwavering confidence and support. The FBI has a storied legacy—from the “G-Men” to safeguarding our nation in the wake of 9/11. The American people deserve an FBI that is transparent, accountable, and committed to justice. The politicalization of our justice system has eroded public trust—but that ends today. My mission as Director is clear: let good cops be cops—and rebuild trust in the FBI. Working alongside the dedicated men and women of the Bureau and our partners, we will rebuild an FBI the American people can be proud of. And to those who seek to harm Americans—consider this your warning. We will hunt you down in every corner of this planet. Mission First. America Always. Let’s get to work.

@elonmusk Impressive.