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T. Patrick Murphy

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UofSc 2024 // Baseball is life // The bike life isn't easy!

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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
I have two stacks on my desk. The left stack is financial disclosure forms from members of Congress. The right stack is waivers for members who filed their financial disclosures late. The right stack is always taller. On Wednesday morning, I watched a soldier get arrested on CNN. I am a Disclosure Analyst for the House Ethics Committee. I have held this position for eleven years. My job is to receive the forms, verify their completeness, and file them. I do not investigate. I do not flag. I do not refer. I file. I have a lanyard. The lanyard says ETHICS. The soldier's name is Gannon Ken Van Dyke. He is thirty-eight years old. He was stationed at Fort Bragg. He was Special Forces. In December, he created an account on a prediction market called Polymarket. On January 2nd, he bet $32,500 that the president of Venezuela would be removed from power. On January 3rd, he helped remove the president of Venezuela from power. He collected $409,881. He has been charged with five federal crimes. Commodities fraud. Wire fraud. Unlawful use of confidential government information. Theft of nonpublic government information. Unlawful monetary transaction. The Department of Justice called it "the first-ever insider trading prosecution on event contracts." I watched this on the television in our break room. Then I walked back to my desk and processed a late financial disclosure from a member of the House Financial Services Committee who purchased $250,000 in bank stocks eleven days before his subcommittee held a closed-door hearing on proposed capital reserve changes. The filing was forty-seven days late. The STOCK Act requires disclosure within forty-five days. The penalty for late filing is $200. I waived it. I waive most of them. In 2021, fifty-four members of Congress and senior staff violated the reporting rules. The fines were minimal. Most were waived. I have a form for the waiver. The form has a box that says "Reason." I write "administrative delay." In ethics, "administrative delay" means the member's office forgot and then remembered when a reporter called. My approval rate is one hundred percent. In any other field, that number would trigger an audit. In mine, it is called thoroughness. Let me show you what I processed this year. January. A senator on the Armed Services Committee sold defense contractor shares worth $1.2 million. Three days later, his committee received a classified briefing that the Iran campaign had exceeded its projected cost by 340%. The stock dropped 8%. He filed the disclosure sixty-one days late. I calculated the fine. $200. His chief of staff asked if it could be waived. He did not ask what the senator traded on. Nobody asks that. The form does not have a field for it. I waived the fine. The senator's portfolio returned 23.4% in 2025. The S&P 500 returned 16.8%. February. A representative on the Energy and Commerce Committee bought pharmaceutical stocks worth $400,000. Two weeks later, her committee advanced a bill that would extend patent exclusivity for the exact drug class she purchased. The stocks rose 14%. She filed on time. There was no fine. There was no investigation. There was nothing to investigate because buying stocks in companies regulated by your own committee is not illegal. It is legal. The STOCK Act made it legal by making it disclosed. In Congress, disclosed means legal. In my office, legal means filed. March. A member whose spouse manages a portfolio worth $9.2 million reported forty-three separate transactions in a single quarter. Twelve of them were in sectors directly affected by legislation the member co-sponsored. The timing on eight of those twelve was within a two-week window of committee action. I logged all forty-three. None were flagged. We do not flag. We file. I asked my supervisor once what would happen if I flagged a filing. She said we do not have a form for that. I never asked again. In 2020, I processed 847 disclosures. In 2023, 1,211. In 2025, 1,614. The number of enforcement actions in each of those years was zero. The numerator changes. The denominator does not. I want to tell you about the soldier again. He made $409,881. He tried to delete his Polymarket account by calling customer service and saying he lost access to his email. He moved his profits into a foreign cryptocurrency vault and then into a new brokerage account. He used his real identity. He placed thirteen bets. Every single one was connected to an operation he personally participated in. In my eleven years, I have processed disclosures from members of Congress who traded on: Pending FDA approvals they learned about in committee. Defense appropriations they voted on. Trade policy they negotiated. Pandemic response measures they drafted. Interest rate decisions they were briefed on before the public. None of them have been charged. None of them have been investigated by the Department of Justice. None of them have been referred to the SEC. The STOCK Act has produced zero prosecutions since it was signed on April 4th, 2012. Fourteen years. Five hundred and thirty-five members. $635 million in trades last year alone. Zero cases. My daughter asked me once what happens when someone breaks the rules. I told her we write it down. She asked what happens after that. I said it depends. She was nine. She is twenty now. It does not depend. Nothing happens after that. The soldier made $409,881 and faces decades in prison. Nancy Pelosi entered Congress in 1987 with a portfolio worth approximately $785,000. It is now worth $133.7 million. That is a return of 16,930%. The Dow Jones returned 2,300% over the same period. Professional fund managers who beat the market for three consecutive years are considered exceptional. She has beaten it for thirty-seven. If a hedge fund produced those returns, the SEC would subpoena the records on a Thursday. She produced them from a building with a chapel and a gift shop. She announced her retirement last year. No investigation was opened. No disclosure was flagged. Her filings were on time. In my office, on time means compliant. Compliant means closed. I want to tell you about the fine. $200. That is the maximum penalty for violating the STOCK Act's disclosure requirements. $200 for a member of Congress whose portfolio gained $4.7 million in a single quarter. I calculated what $200 represents as a percentage of $4.7 million. It is 0.004%. I could not find a comparison that made it meaningful. It is less than the price of the parking pass in the Rayburn garage. It is less than lunch at the members' dining room if you order the crab cakes, which I am told are excellent though I eat at my desk. Since 2012, thirty-one bills have been introduced to restrict congressional trading. I keep a list. The list is longer than the STOCK Act itself. On March 5th, 2026, a representative from Michigan introduced the thirty-second. He called it the "No Getting Rich in Congress Act." The bill would prohibit the President, Vice President, members of Congress, and their spouses from trading individual stocks, cryptocurrency, futures, and commodities while in office. The bill was referred to committee. The committee has not scheduled a hearing. The committee is chaired by a member whose spouse executed $2.1 million in trades last year. The bill will be reviewed. In my office, reviewed means read. Read means acknowledged. Acknowledged means a status has been assigned. A status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one. The soldier used classified information to make $409,881 on a prediction market. He has been charged with five federal crimes. The Department of Justice announced the case on the same day I processed three disclosures from members who traded on committee knowledge worth a combined $3.8 million. The difference between the soldier and the members is not what they did. It is the building they did it in. He did it from Fort Bragg. They did it from the Capitol. He used a prediction market. They used the New York Stock Exchange. He bet on a military operation. They bet on the legislation they write. He did not write the law. They did. They wrote the STOCK Act. Then they funded its enforcement at zero dollars. Then they set its maximum penalty at $200. Then they gave my office the authority to waive it. Then they traded $635 million. The soldier flew to Caracas. He breached a compound. He put his body between a mission and a bullet. The people who ordered the operation were in a building with a credenza and sparkling water. They did not go to Caracas. They went to their brokerage accounts. The soldier made $409,881 and is now in federal custody. The people who knew what he was going to do before he did it made more and filed less. His prosecution is not a failure of the system. It is the system. One conviction per decade, at the lowest level, so the briefing slides can say enforcement exists. The $409,881 is not the crime. It is the cost of making $635 million look supervised. In my field, we call this self-regulation. The soldier's Polymarket account has been frozen. His military career is over. He will spend years in federal prison. My office will process every congressional disclosure filed this year. Every trade logged. Every $200 fine calculated and waived. The system is immaculate. Fourteen years. Zero prosecutions. $635 million a year. A 16,930% return. I have not leaked a document. I have not filed a complaint. I have not deviated from the process one single time. The process was written by the people whose forms I process. As long as the disclosures go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations. My lanyard still says ETHICS. In eleven years, nobody has asked me to define the word.
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Mr Pool 3.0
Mr Pool 3.0@real_EBS_·
🚨 BREAKING: Christian protestors are being SURROUNDED by Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan, who are screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR” We NEVER should’ve allowed it to get to this point. SEND THEM BACK!
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Phoenix 🇺🇸
Phoenix 🇺🇸@Phoenix2A_1980s·
So let me get this straight. Ilhan Omar can stage an attack on camera, shut down her winery weeks after being probed about her increase in wealth, skip her fraud hearing, and Democrats just expect people to be like "Nah, nothing to see here" Absolute 🤡🌎
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TheRealCherokeeOwl 🦉
TheRealCherokeeOwl 🦉@CherokeeOwl·
🔥 H-1B Tech Worker EXPOSED Running a Booming Food Truck Empire? 🔥 A heated showdown erupts at a busy Texas food truck — Golconda Xpress in the Dallas area. Naveen Tummala, sponsored on an H-1B visa for a full-time high-tech IT job, is caught taking orders and running the operation. Papers surface with his name listed as owner and even “master chef.” The whistleblower fires point-blank: “You’re scamming the system — working outside your visa while Americans follow the rules!” He fires back defiantly: “I know my H-1B rules! I’m just helping my wife after office hours — I’m not getting paid!” His wife (on H-4) is nowhere in sight. Multiple thriving locations across DFW. Tension explodes as the reporter threatens to call USCIS on the spot. Is this a hardworking family side hustle… or a blatant visa violation that displaces American opportunities? The internet is exploding: Rule-bender or system abuser? #H1BVisa
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QUANTUM GUARD ™️
QUANTUM GUARD ™️@QuantumGuard17·
🚨 BREAKING: It was just revealed that the Chinese suspects who tried detonating an IED at a US Air Force Base were BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENS of ILLEGAL ALIENS Omg. This is EXACTLY what Justice Sam Alito tried telling everyone at the Supreme Court! STRIKE DOWN BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP for illegals. Per Daily Wire: The two's parents were arrested on March 18 for illegal entry, they tried getting asylum in 1993, but ultimately got a deportation order in 1998. It was the CHILDREN of Qiu Qin Zou and Jia Zhang Zheng who tried bombing MacDill Air Force Base Visitor’s Center in Tampa FL. Justice Alito LITERALLY warned that the children of foreigners would have allegiance to our enemies. He was right. At least FIVE JUSTICES need to see the writing on the wall and do the right thing! H/t @MaryMargOlohan @realDailyWire
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Taya Bass
Taya Bass@travelingflying·
Latino woman to a White man: “Your opinion matters less because you’re White.” White people are often being discriminated against. It has to stop and be condemned.
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TONY™
TONY™@TONYxTWO·
Protestors in front of Trump Tower in NYC caught putting all of their pre-made signs in a bag for the organizers to collect 😭 None of the outrage against Trump is organic It’s all bought and paid for
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MatrixMysteries
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries·
“Minnesota watched a Somali man walk FREE after a jury CONVICTED him of stealing $7.2 million in taxpayer money. The jury said the evidence was overwhelming. The judge erased the verdict anyway. If a unanimous conviction can be overturned, justice is DEAD.
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T. Patrick Murphy@TPatrickMurphy1·
@Repeatedwaif @catturd2 Wasn't spinning fast enough, likely at idle. Still a few hundred in font thousand rpms. If it was a full throttle he wouldn't have been able to run past the 1st engine
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Repeatedwaif@Repeatedwaif·
@catturd2 I expected a mist not a ragdoll kinda disappointed
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
ONE DAY after a sho*ting at the Raleigh NC mall sent the place into lockdown... ...now we just have people beat the living hell out of each other broad daylight in the exact same mall We shouldn't have to deal with this EVERY SINGLE DAY in North Carolina... What do we do?!!!
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Fox News@FoxNews·
"We can't pick a headstone because that makes it too real — but you can sit here and tell us about what kind of hearing this should be." Grieving mom calls out Democrats after Rep. Hank Johnson says there are other hearings that the committee should focus on. Her son, Brady Heiling, 18, was killed after an illegal immigrant allegedly drove the wrong way while drunk.
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Isabella Maria DeLuca
Isabella Maria DeLuca@IsabellaMDeLuca·
15-year-old Jaden Pierre was attacked on a Queens basketball court last night— beaten, then shot in the chest at point-blank range. No media coverage. No protests. No riots. No outage from BLM— all because the perpetrator isn’t white.
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Dr Oz confirms that after stopping payments to 450 hospices in California, still NOT ONE has called and asked to have their payments reinstated 450 hospices out of 450 hospices in California were fraud He says collectively they stole $750 million in just on year
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MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice·
JUST IN 🚨 Nick Shirley just now ended Assembly member Sade Elhawary’s career in 40 seconds THEY’RE ALL COMPLICIT IN DEFENDING FRAUD TICK TOCK…
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