9 Line Bind🇺🇸

As an 𝕏 user you are either insanely smart or insanely stupid. So... what are you?

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@Be_like_yankee Museum dose

They need to invent a drug you can do in the evening that's not liquor or weed.

@mattvanswol Located in Asheville, lib Hell hole, yes you are doing it again

Uuuuuuuuhhhhh… I just went to the grocery store and saw a LOT of people wearing face masks for the first time in a really long time. …are we really doing this crap again????

@MonicaMAlmaguer If it flies, floats or f%#ks you are better off renting it.

Men...give me specific examples of what your wife does that makes you feel respected or examples of what she does that you find disrespectful. Be very SPECIFIC.

@ericmeder Put on hoody and face mask. Grab sawzall and 20 seconds later 1 less flock

I petitioned my HOA to install more Flock cameras in our neighborhood. We already have 14. I want 40. Every street. Every corner. Every entrance and exit. Complete coverage. Because I care about safety. And what better way to feel safe than knowing a private company is photographing every car that drives past my house and storing that data indefinitely in a searchable database? (And of course, sharing it with our Government.) My neighbors think I'm paranoid. I think they're not paranoid enough. Last week the cameras captured 47,000 license plates in our subdivision. The company says this helps solve crimes. I say it helps build a complete record of everyone's movements. And that's exactly what we need. The police can query the database without a warrant. They just type in a license plate and boom, every location that vehicle has been for months. Some people call this unconstitutional. I call it efficient. My girlfriend asked why I'm okay with being tracked everywhere I go. I told her if she's not doing anything wrong, she has nothing to hide. She hasn't spoken to me in three days. She might be a criminal... The cameras cost $2,500 each plus a monthly subscription. Our HOA fees went up 40%. A small price to pay for the privilege of being surveilled by a company that shares data with 3,000+ law enforcement agencies. I even got the app. Now I can see every vehicle that enters our neighborhood in real time. My productivity at work has dropped 60% but my sense of security has never been higher. Jokes aside, Flock cameras are being installed in thousands of neighborhoods across America right now. They're building a nationwide surveillance network without consent, without warrants, and without oversight. This isn't about safety. It's about normalizing constant tracking. When every movement is recorded, stored, and searchable, freedom of movement dies. China uses this exact system for social credit enforcement. We're just calling it crime prevention. Follow me for more. Sign up at privacyacademy.com for a free newsletter and ebook: De-Google Your Life.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Smash and ghost. She probably thinks he is out of her league.

My friend changed his Hinge job title from “Account Executive” (what he actually is) to “Founder at Fortune 500 company” as a joke Went from maybe 3 likes a week to 150+ matches in under a month Has a date tonight with a girl way out of his league He said he’s thinking about “coming clean” on the date I told him absolutely not What’s the move here?

@TannerBuilds This is down the road from my house. Ruined a beautiful property to put these shitty homes on.

Ok maybe you guys who said they knew builders who were building homes in a week were right

@intrepidreader @alphafox It sucks for the host too. Houfy lists direct book sites for homes that are on the big platforms and can save you a good chunk of money.

@alphafox The whole concept of Airbnb sucks for the consumer.

Guest didn’t leave a 5 star review on Airbnb and got this response from the host: 🤔

@QueenAnticommie Considerably cheaper than my wife

Any takers? At least she knows what she wants lol

@EdaG889915 Try iodine

This is going to make people crash out but I added a 0.005% dilution of bleach to my sinus rinse recipe (1/4 tsp per liter) and it's genuinely life changing and makes me wonder wtf has been growing in my sinuses for the last 35 years

@GBX_Press Who else moved to Argentina? This will be an epic fail.

Argentina's Jewish president has officially allocated 100,000 hectares of forest land (4 times the size of Gaza) to Israel—the same land that Zionists were caught burning a few months ago. Mel Gibson's prediction came true; Israel is moving to Argentina.

@Getinwithgame She is never yours, it’s just your turn

Let other guys flirt with your girl. In fact, encourage it. Don’t cock-block. Don’t get jealous. Don’t act possessive. Just sit back and watch. If they succeed and she gives them attention, flirts back, or worse:

@GregAbbott_TX @POTUS we don’t want Abbot

Thank you President Trump for your endorsement and for standing strong with Texas. You have our back and Texas will always have yours.

@JFreerz Black on yellow kill a fellow

I got bit by a coral snake on Sunday. med flighted to the ER. Spent almost 3 days in the ICU & bout died lmfao. First pic is me holding it thinking it was a king snake. The rest are the affects. Still rocking nerve damage. But wild getting bit by the most venomous snake in the US

My costs are down from 2024-2025 by about 10% for drilling in the Permian. I have taken a small hit on the AFE for diesel recently but I am down 2% on OCTG over Q4 so some relief there. The key is to use private service companies that live and die by the customer and not public traded companies that answer to the shareholder first by the quarter.

We really need to bring the cost of drilling down.

@TheLucyShow1 @AllieJade1 10:48

Daily brain teaser to get you started! 🤪

what you do if someone breaks into your home? An Ex-theif beautiful lady shares tips on home to be safe when a thief breaks into your home 😭😂😭😭 you really never know what your next scroll will be

@sssabrene It’s full

anybody live in texas and care to tell me what it’s like

@kick_clips Were we this dumb at their age?

Clavicular told his girlfriend he’d get her an EBOOK after their first argument over MULTIGRAIN 😭🍞 “I’m on the phone all day working, streaming for hours, barely sleeping anymore and you can’t even figure out a grocery list…”