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@ky1ee_elizabeth It just makes me sad because for the rest of the shows you had to come in person to get a wristband and finally she’s in an area I can get to and this time it’s all online and people all over the world requested tickets so I didn’t get any 😭

and fuck you if you signed up and you aren’t within driving distance of msg i’m irritated as hell

@picturedofus I’m in Nj and didn’t get them, I’m so sad!

if u live in NYC and didnt get tickets pls comment il try and help!!!

@picotop Major fail, the apple pie nachos are a way better option

we took the interns to a Yankee game for team building and one of them got the ice cream in the little helmet, then went back for a second ice cream in the little helmet.

@JezziiB I used to try to give them an accurate date and had to always explain that I took the pill for 3 months in a row and they always seemed confused. Now I always just pick a random day that’s about 2 weeks ago. Less questions.

Confession: every time I’m asked by a medical professional “When was the first day of your last period?” I just say a random number. I literally never know the answer to that.

@EyeElsie It’s so exciting, he can’t help it!

@BananyaTanya @BillWiIdin @AELeighton2 But HE likes to watch it go round and round!!

If you're working fully remote, you should be taking a 20% pay cut. You aren't commuting, you aren't buying lunch, and half of you are doing laundry on company time anyway. Let's be real.

@MassachusettsXY I have always been certain that if there’s more than 1 person there should be more than one bathroom just in case 2 people end up with the stomach bug at the same time. I think it’s sound logic 😂

@UpTambourine Families used to exist in houses with 1 bathroom. Why does the younger set need 2.5 bathrooms?

Why cant young people start in a 1-2 bedroom house? Youre not married, you dont have kids. You also dont need a 3-4 bedroom house.

@PstafarianPrice I was dating someone older, BUT we met and started dating when we were both in high school, so he was 2 years older and I was technically dating a college guy while still in high school 🤷‍♀️

@CentipedeMouse @upstatefederlst I went to a pretty high-status high school (idk how to better phrase it??) and nobody was dating older guys It's what you'd expect out of a sad, poor school

This is getting lots of attention from Adult Men, but let me say as a former teenager: male teens don't look infantile when you're a teenager. They still look like the guys you've grown up with and had crushes on. Just because we start looking Adult to grown men doesn't actually work in reverse Young men look like children to ADULTS Young men look like people to OTHER TEENS

@mcbrini9771 I thought puck bunnies were specifically women who try to sleep with the players. Like groupies for hockey.

no bc that hetslop trying to make puckbunny seem like a cute term is so aggravating bc hockey is the only sport with a derogatory name for its women fans and that term is not something that be should normalized

@NoFilterSkin Born at 7pm so…

i have this theory that whatever time you were born is around the time your body naturally likes to wake up in the morning.

@LibertyJen We had like McDonald’s and Dominoes in our elementary school in the 90s every now and then

My parents were boomers. I am GenX. As a kid I can remember getting McDonalds maybe 6 times in my childhood. We never got Happy Meals (too expensive.) We had to share a French fry order. And we could only order 1 hamburger each— my mom brought the American cheese from home and two cans of soda from home. That’s how tight money was in our house. We couldn’t order a cheeseburger with the melted cheese on it from McDonalds. This was my reality for a working-class blue-collar two-income family in the 80’s.

@durian_critical Why doesn’t he understand jury management?

Jonathan on Dee not voting for him: “she didn’t even play with Aubry for, like, one day, and she played with me the entire time and she didn’t give me her vote, and if that’s not a bitter jury I don’t know what is” #Survivor50

@kreidtastrophe Also “here’s a tshirt to remind you constantly of your huge mistake” 😂

I’m crying what is Jeff’s beef with Ozzy #survivor50 #survivor

@crotchner2 It’s a super annoying thing to do, especially since if you’re washing dishing or vacuuming you might not even hear them approaching you and it’s always a shock

i have a theory that a lot of dead bedrooms arise because of husbands groping their wives while she’s doing the dishes or smacking her ass when she’s vacuuming under the couch. your pavloving her to associate sex with chores!

The problem with The Sheep Detectives is that now I want them to solve more murders

@tylerinacoma You forgot legally blonde

Bridesmaids. Jurassic Park. You’ve Got Mail. Scream. Clueless. FIGHT ME

@MoreOrLessAMess My dad used to take us on weeknights like at least once every other week for happy meals when my mom was working late.

I am an 80's baby and this is not accurate at all. In the 90s, McDonald's was a common treat for a variety of things. Good report card, after game celebration, pre sleepover dinner, reward for being good on an errand day, etc.

@allie__voss I really can’t eat the same exact thing every day but I can definitely eat variations of the same thing (like different kinds of sandwiches). It’s really not a hard thing to do especially to save money

I see both sides of the debate but I’m getting secondhand embarrassment reading people claiming they can’t eat repeat meals There are boomers who ate the same lunch for literal decades. If you’re struggling financially, I promise you’ll survive

@TheBigBroTea I get that he likes the “raw emotions” of the finale in Fiji, but it doesn’t give the players time to process what actually happened. I want to hear what they think after they watched everything back and can talk to each other about it!

Jeff Probst said he doesn’t find live Survivor reunions after the season airs satisfying, so they changed the format so there will basically be no reunion at the end of the live finale #survivor50

@MikeBerridge @DrNeilStone My husband has looked a bit more scaly than I remember…

@DrNeilStone OMG just had a look at her TL, she shares every conspiracy known to man, and some that aren't yet known, like they are gradually replacing us with reptilian hybrids

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINNER!

@favuurrrr @DrNeilStone Well, have you ever seen a horse with Ebola? Clearly they must be doing something right! 😂

@DrNeilStone Why is everyone using Ivermectin for everything lmao