Tyler

With the spider bite on my arm, I better be swinging from fucking skyscrapers tomorrow. 🕷🕸

@SuhailAns @Solja42 @ProudSocialist He lived there based on the understanding that he would be paying a certain amount of tax. Washington has CHANGED that, so he is leaving. It’s not that hard to understand.

@Solja42 @ProudSocialist Doesn’t the state of Washington decide that for everyone in Washington already? Nothing new is needed for him.

BREAKING: Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz announces he is leaving Seattle and moving to Miami. This comes on the SAME DAY Washington state passed a 9.9% “millionaires tax” on incomes over $1 million. Billionaires would rather run away like cowards than pay their fair share.

@IranMediaNow Nah, but your leader fucks goats.

@DubzyOnceAgain I agree.

This person shouldn’t spent a single solitary second in prison

@Linda__Stevens @USMCLiberal @GiGicmka @CNN @IfindRetards found one

@USMCLiberal @GiGicmka @CNN And that Trump admin will be reviewing all voters and decide if you will be allowed to vote.

Hey @CNN, How about you poll Americans and see how many want to dig up their birth certificate and RE-REGISTER to vote. Then ask if they want DHS having full access to their state’s voter rolls. THIS IS ABOUT WAY MORE THAN JUST VOTING WITH A PHOTO ID!!!

@CalltoActivism Hopefully he has a good attitude or he has less than 24 hours to live

🚨WHAT A COLOSSAL FUCK UP BREAKING: Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba will be the new Supreme Leader of Iran. So Trump kills the Ayatollah and he immediately gets replaced by his son half his age and ANGRY with the USA for killing his dad. Great idea asshole.

@BlueShackComics @akuimutbangetye Just look at the video. There’s answer is literally in plain sight 😂

@akuimutbangetye You can’t do that. It’s fake. Unless the paper was cut and then glued back together by the slide thingie. But this guy doesn’t have that. It’s just fake video

How did you do it?

@GavinNewsom lol you may want to look inward, Gavin.

Donald Trump is all about destruction. Destruction is not strength. He’s not a builder. Any jackass can knock down a barn, it takes a skilled carpenter to build one. Donald Trump is a jackass.

@thepondering_ How did he register?

HOLY SHIT AN ENTIRE INDIVIDUAL?? Out of a mere 8 MILLION REGISTERED VOTERS? We must CANCEL the midterms!!!!

@DMcgeezak @Chives_AD @Zaxeter1 @KJVPopulist @ElijahForCA @Hunter_Eagleman @GuntherEagleman You do realize that Evan Loves Worf basically approves of 0% of what Trump does and has no understanding of the right’s views, right?

@Chives_AD @Zaxeter1 @KJVPopulist @ElijahForCA @Hunter_Eagleman @GuntherEagleman Meanwhile, the "Eagleman" brothers basically 100% approve of everything Trump does & have no understanding of their left's views. They probably don't even know what medicare for all is.

Imagine going through all of this and your son ends up being Evan Loves Worf

@DefiantLs The nail polish tells you everything you need to know

Man says he's looking forward to the day when Trump dies and that he'll be celebrating like he celebrated when Charlie Kirk was k*lled in broad daylight.

@DeaceOnline You work for Steve Deace 😂😂😂😂

They had a huge meeting at the White House yesterday bc college football went full retard due to idolatry like this.

@NoLieWithBTC 😂😂😂 that community note is great!

Holy crap. A clip was just unearthed of Texas GOP congressional nominee Brandon Herrera showing off his copy of Mein Kampf. “I got the 1939 edition printed in English.”

@ZacksJerryRig @CommunityNotes got one for ya

mOsT tRanSPaRenT adMinistrAtiOn EvEr

@esjesjesj Haha 🤣 this is gold. You deserve it loser 😂😂😂

I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people in a boating accident, falsely accusing them of criminal responsibility, asserting that Mr. O’Leary fled the scene or evaded accountability, and falsely claiming that he blamed the accident on Mrs. O’Leary. Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I therefore retract them in full.

So now Trump is also a goat killer!!!

@dsonoiki @IfindRetards found one

lawyer here under the Geneva Convention, religious leaders are protected persons. the Supreme Leader is an Ayatollah Trump just committed a war crime and doesn’t even know it yet he’s FUCKED

@allenanalysis The funny part is he thought he was on a bus.

🚨 BREAKING: Joe Biden spotted on a commercial flight today, heading to an event in South Carolina — smiling, waving, looking just fine. No gold-plated cabin. No flying palace. No personal branding exercise at 35,000 feet. Just a regular plane. Funny how leadership doesn’t always need a chandelier in the sky.

@Conservative1AZ It’s impossible to argue with most democrats because they pretend not to have any basic understanding of anything.

Corect me if I am wrong, but she was murdered when Trump was the president, RIGHT?

@adammocklerr So English is an important part of being an American now? Glad we agree on that!

Fuck this State of the Union I’m not listening to a fake American who tears down everything America stands for and barely speaks English This is made for the lowest IQ scum of society

@GovPressOffice Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

WOW!!! JUST GOT A CALL FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE (TOP LEVEL) THAT DONALD TRUMP IS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD) HAVE COMPLETELY “HIJACKED” THE NEWS ON HIS “BIG SPEECH DAY” WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. FOX NEWS IS WALL-TO-WALL COVERAGE OF ME AND MY “ROAD SHOW.” MY RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! MUCH BETTER THAN DOZY’S. PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THAT I SHOULD DELIVER THE SPEECH INSTEAD OF TRUMP’S “STATE OF THE SNOOZE.” I WOULD CRUSH IT. EVEN WITH DYSLEXIA. ESPECIALLY WITH DYSLEXIA! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON’T NEED THE TELEPROMPTER (VERY ADVANCED SKILL, VERY RARE). I MEMORIZE. IT’S CALLED PREPARATION. LOOK IT UP, DON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! —GOVERNOR GCN