The Tragic Gardner

@Kur_art_ai @Tango21IX

It's that time everyone, I want to see many cute and funny things below~ 🐭💗

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@equine__dentist @Prototype_Floof @Tango21IX

say no more mcdonalds

“We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” Internal AutoZone Memo

Friend: Why is your bathroom light purple. Me: That's the shrimp setting. Friend: The WHAT. Me: The shrimp setting. Friend: There should never be a sentence like that in a normal apartment. Me: It calms them down. Friend: WHO IS "THEM." pause tiny bubbling sound from bathroom Friend: Why is your bathtub making aquarium noises. Me: Okay before you panic, Friend: THERE ARE LIVE SHRIMP IN YOUR TUB?! Me: They're temporary guests. Friend: You have CRUSTACEAN TENANTS. Me: Their tank filter broke. Friend: So your solution was "bathtub commune." Me: They're actually thriving. Friend: One of them just looked at me with intent. Me: That's Marcus. Friend: WHY DOES THE SHRIMP HAVE A NAME. Me: Because he survived The Incident. Friend: I'm scared to ask. Me: Costco parking lot. July 2024. We lost good men. Friend: THEY'RE SHRIMP. Me: You don't understand war.

@Tango21IX I hate giving advice I should take but the best way is to just start and figure it out along the way may get shitty results at first but we all started at shitty results

Literally me…

@Tango21IX This is me, but I'm in the home fixing their poor choices in appliances

This is exactly my mom…

@Traditional2D @wombat_socho @Tango21IX

The Russian movement that worships Gadget Hackwrench from Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers is known as Gaykoslavie (or the Cult of the Radiant Gadget). It is not a separate country, but rather a fringe, online-based cult that originated in the Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod around 2009–2010. Key Details of the Cult: The Deity: Followers, or "gadgetologists," view the cartoon mouse as a goddess, describing her as the "Radiant Gadget".Beliefs: They view her as a perfect being—technical, optimistic, and cute—who embodies a "divine optimism". Activities: The group has been reported to hold meetups, celebrate her birthday on March 15th, and spread their beliefs online.Context: It is widely considered an ironic or "meme" religion, a blend of internet culture and serious, niche fanaticism, often compared to Scientology (or "Gadgetology"). Via: Tiree Powers

Hey Nixon, get off the dang roof!

@ichiichizero2 @yukinagato90 @Tango21IX

that thing wouldn't last long in Louisiana or Maryland. @OLDBAYSeasoning

@Tango21IX @FlorkOfCows you can have two vtuber tango

@T_L_Gardner @FlorkOfCows I have a job

latinas email bizdev@sockagency.co

@jssketch_manga @FlorkOfCows @VeaAsteria

What do y’all think @VeaAsteria and @FlorkOfCows are watching?

Once in Vegas I lost half of my life savings in 30 minutes, still hurts thinking about it… To this day when I’m in Vegas, I won’t drive anywhere near that wedding chapel

welp…

Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby

@ItXddd AI Gen imgs are not art and you are capable of creating art yourself are not political statements