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@TheBabylonBee Midi-chlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells and we are symbionts with them.

"Over 20,000. Not even Reagan had a midi-chlorian count that high."

Bringing this up on the radio today - the debate over Daylight Savings Time (DST) vs Standard Time vs do nothing. What do you think? Vote and comment!

@Anastasia_X1xx @DanielJWilliam4 @greg16676935420 France doesn’t have any snakes except for Macron.

@DanielJWilliam4 @T_Ocellus @greg16676935420 understand

You truly never know what kind of crazy Robert Kennedy video is gonna pop up everytime you open this app

@GuntherEagleman He’s basically aging backwards at this point.

79 years old and in perfect health! The man is a machine!

@WhiteHouse @Republicans STRENGTH THROUGH WAR PRESIDENT!

The mission is simple.

@compliantvc What is a lunch break? All my lunches are working.

Americans will see this post and then go back to scarfing down a $27 reheated fast food burger in their car during their 12 minute lunch break

@greg16676935420 It’s an optical illusion due to the water and angle.

@bryan_johnson @_katetolo

Examining Kate’s 1% She has suspected endometriosis. This affects at least 1 in 10 women, likely more. Here she’s getting an ultrasound. Historically you needed surgery just to diagnose it (incisions are made in the abdomen). We're doing a non-invasive route. Typically women live with endometriosis for 7-10 years before being diagnosed. It’s the leading reason women aged 30 to 34 get hysterectomies (permanent surgery to entirely remove the uterus). This condition is where endometrial-like tissue starts growing outside the uterus, in ovaries, bowel, bladder, even the diaphragm. This tissue inflames, scars, and glues organs together. Our first step is to find out if @_katetolo has it. Initial measurements we’re doing: + trans vaginal ultrasound + pelvic MRI w and w/o contrast + hormonal labs All during the early part of her cycle to get the clearest picture. During her ultrasound, a slim probe, about the width of two fingers, 10-12 inches long (although only a small portion is inserted) is covered with a protective sheath and lubricant and gently inserted into the vagina (patient has to empty their bladder first). This creates real-time images of the uterus, ovaries, and surrounding pelvic structures. While inserted, the probe is turned 90 degrees to evaluate all the various structures, angles and views. There is no radiation exposure. The technician is looking for scarring, ovarian cysts, adhesions, and for organs that are fused together with tissue. This ultrasound can confirm endometriosis but it cannot rule it out. What endo does to the body: + 90% report pelvic pain + 50% report severe fatigue + 26% report infertility. However many sources cite 30 to 50 percent. + 50% experience pain during sex. + Many have pain with ovulation, bowel movements, and urination + Severe bloating called “endo belly” where the abdomen visibly distends There are a handful of theories about why endometriosis develops but the honest answer is no one is quite sure. We’ll keep you posted on her results.

@rookisaacman @LauraLoomer

@LauraLoomer Happy Birthday Laura!

Thank you for the birthday card, President Trump! 🇺🇸

@greg16676935420 Oscar Mayer was born in Germany, grig.

The European mind can’t comprehend this

@DJSnM @elonmusk Did she calculate the correct torque and force margins per NASA-STD-5017?

@elonmusk Will Nicki Minaj come back?

The hydraulic pin holding the tower arm in place did not retract. If that can be fixed tonight, there will be another launch attempt tomorrow at 5:30 CT.

@nicksortor I want the cheapest groceries no matter the toxicity or environmental impact.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just announced he’ll be NIXING ridiculous Biden-era Green New Scam regulations on refrigeration, which should ease grocery prices “This’ll protect hundreds of thousands of jobs, and save Americans well over $2 BILLION a year by officially terminating the Biden Administration's ridiculous regulations imposing costly requirements on refrigerators and air conditioners.”

@GuntherEagleman All new refrigerator units will be required to run on clean coal.

🚨 BOOM! President Trump just TERMINATED Biden’s ridiculous refrigerator & air conditioner regulations, SAVING Americans OVER $2 BILLION A YEAR! No more forced expensive, weak “green” appliances that jack up your electric bill and break faster. Trump is protecting hundreds of thousands of American jobs and putting real money back in your pocket.

@AmericanTorah @DJSnM NTSB hearings are this week.

@DJSnM Why is everyone talking about this all of a sudden? Didn't this crash happen last year?

No audio, but the text transcription from the MD-11 crash synced to the reconstruction using the data recorder.

@DJSnM Trump-Epstein Iran Nuclear Dust Reactor sponsored by solana:WLFinEv6ypjkczcS83FZqFpgFZYwQXutRbxGe7oC16g

How about instead of just the word 'Freedom' we replace it with something that signifies the US advancing against the odds in the name of freedom, something that references a moment in history where the US lead the way. How about a reference to D-Day - 'Normandy'

So, Space Reactor 1 - Freedom is a ... name I guess. It feels clunky. The word 'Freedom' feels like it's been added on to get a certain type of person excited. But it's just a word that doesn't really evoke the way this advances space technology and US goals in space.

@Polymarket How much $TRUMP and $MELANIA?

JUST IN: SpaceX IPO filing reveals the company holds 18,712 Bitcoin at a cost basis of roughly $35,000 per BTC.

@krassenstein Corruption in the open isn’t corruption.

DISGUSTING FACT: - All 535 Members of Congress made traded $635 million in stocks during the entire year if 2025. - Trump traded approx. $700 million in stock in the first 3 months of of 2026. How can anyone be ok with this CORRUPTION?

@JeffBezos My bottom half is my money maker on OF. It would be nice to pay zero taxes as a creator.

Thank you. The important part is zeroing out taxes on the bottom half. Best way to put money in someone’s pocket is to not take it out in the first place. Bottom half is only 3% of total tax revenue. But it’s very meaningful to that person. Zero it out.

@usedgov Yikes. What a mess of a plumbing job.

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.