Champagne Louis

@sportingintel Commander Eckert arrives at the Riverside with the Southampton squadron I spy 👀

Spygate: ever more mortifying by the day, and as a Saints fan I'll accept without question whatever sanction the independent panel hand down. We broke the rules. But is there ANYONE in the world (aside from Man City fans) who think it's long overdue that we have a 115 verdict?

@EnolaJon As tykes say "nowt but a fool swings on his own gate"

Fuck off city

@tiff_tv I spy 👀

Tickets to Wemberrrlee bought! But will #SaintsFC be going to the ball? Que sera sera ...

@StevenRailston Jimbo was keen to play at Leigh sports but he's sacked the cooks so no meat pies 😵‍💫

Empty seats in the stand opposite and to the right of the press box. United sold out their 968 allocation #mufc

@PaulJohnSmith10 Funny that I was searching on the MUFC website for the next planned Glazers out demo nothing 🔰👀

Mum “ what you doing today Tommy ? “ Tommy “ same as yesterday , I am going to go on City website and check on what match tickets are available “ Mum “ but your a red ? “ and they both laughed

@AndyMitten I flew out of T2 on Friday its a wankfest as is the airport in general I spy an escalator working is a common game with the kids staff with 0 brains I have seen better facilitated regionl airports in Laos & Philippines than that 💩hole and when the beech turtles from hell fly 💀

Manchester Airport is so much better now the new T2 is up and running. It had become a mess. Not now

@Scott_Pert @ManUtd Ahh well moving on

FACT! If Manchester United weren’t in the Premier League it’d be as relevant as the Scottish League. Premier League Clubs should pay us Royalties given we’ve made them rich & relevant. If I was CEO of @ManUtd I’d pull out of any TV deal and negotiate our own individual deal and then we’ll be appreciated.

@NoContextBrits Batchelor stew

Describe this meal in one word.

@SamJDean I was planning a celebration get together at the Cliff but Bruno is a veggie and Jims sacked the chef and sold the BBQ 🤷‍♂️

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@MaybePod Apart from Halifax Frank Clarke Phil Neal & Coppell eras I think youve covered it

As it’s the anniversary of the ‘81 Cup Final, here’s my Top 5 City Nightmares…

When is the next Glazers out protest 👀 🔰

@FishwickDavid @LancsPolice @LancashireFRS That factory will be toast by now 😵‍💫

I'm flying over Burnley, & the Warburtons factory & trucks are on Fire! The fire engines have just arrived! Let me know if you need anybody airlifted to the hospital! @LancsPolice & @LancashireFRS my helicopter can carry 5 & I'm available to help immediately! Hope everyone is safe.

When's the next Glazers Out protest 🤔🔰

Hopefully that magic Top Hat w@nkfest has fckd off to his nana's boxroom to play with his Dinky cars

@Lionesses @wembleystadium Earpees is back call.the doctor

Celebrating an incredible England career! 💪 Mary Earps will join us pitchside before kick-off at @wembleystadium for our #FIFAWWC qualifier against Spain on Tuesday 14 April 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@goatersmotors Keeps his African wankfest followers intrested with this 💩

So he might sign a new contract. Or he might go to Real Madrid. He might go in the Summer. Or he might go on a free next Summer. Or he might stay. Cheers Fab.

@englandcricket Oh please fck off

Isa Guha MBE 🏅 Isa has received her MBE for services to Inclusivity and Cricket 🏏 Congrats, Isa! 👏

@Ticketmancity What an absolute prick no doubt this action can be included on his roll call of what he fckd up before he decided to leave because nobody loves him 💀

So our petty sod of a ticket compliance officer has had the FB face value spares page taken down for copyright. 12 years work gone into that. Stopped a massive amount of people being scammed and sorted tickets out for thousands over the years. Pathetic. What a sorry state

@liamgallagher Would never happen at Levenshulme plant 🙄

To whom it may concern MC VITIES FIG ROLLS aka THE FiGGY ONE the last couple of packets I’ve purchased there’s been biscuits missing 3 in each lane only 2 some times now 1 sort it out there’s a thief on the loose IM SERIOUS

@City_Xtra Fkn hell more Hinchciffe dross

OFFICIAL: #ManCity vs Liverpool in the #EmiratesFACup Quarter-Finals will take place on Saturday 4 April at 12:45 [UK], broadcast live on TNT Sports.