Chantal Ford L&T

@D_DeGea @Maryearps1 @JackButland_One @TomHeatonGK my wee keeper wants to be just like you 🙌⚽️

@CrocodileCam @sam__copeland

Idk about yall, but I personally would like to stop learning things about their marriage

@historyinmemes @sam__copeland

This is a classic demonstration of Troxler’s effect. Stare at the green circle for a few moments, and the yellow circle will seemingly vanish from view

@vivek_1052 @sam__copeland

I think it's time to change my mop

@ChulitoX0X @sam__copeland

Chappell would’ve shot her 😭

@nocontextmemes @sam__copeland

@ChrisJBakke @sam__copeland

You will live on the AI slop farm. You’ll have 10,000 acres and your front door will lead directly to a small 8x8 foot swamp. Three horses will drink from the water, with decapitated jockeys on their backs. One of your horses will be the longest horse in the world. Your fences will kind of veer off into the grass from time to time. There’s three shutters on some of your windows and a shutter to the left of your front door. You have no driveway and you own no Gucci bags. You are happy.

@IanRunkle @sam__copeland

Laying down to try to take a nap because I don't sleep well these days, and I've got a song stuck in my head. And it's "Randy Walters is a sonofabitch..."

@rosiekennedyxx @sam__copeland

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

@DijahSB @sam__copeland

if u went to adopt a kid and u saw stuart little would u adopt him instead? i wouldn’t. what were they thinking

@THEHORRORGOTH @sam__copeland

can we normalize not announcing a movie that comes out in 2 or more years?..

@TansuYegen @sam__copeland

🚨 16 YEARS OLD. 10.04 in the 100m. Gout Gout didn’t just win — he embarrassed the whole field and made them look like they were jogging 😭 This Australian kid is generational. Bolt 2.0 just arrived ⚡🏃‍♂️

@EarthToGazelle @sam__copeland

Wait a minute now. Out of all my years of making forts and nooks, I have never thought of this.

@nocontextmemes @sam__copeland

@mariana057 @sam__copeland

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian…

@jzux @sam__copeland

begging them to let me do jury duty in case it turns out to be an Afroman type situation

@messedupfoods @sam__copeland

The lettuce needs a safe word

@kaiamal13 @sam__copeland

if i had a nickel for every time i found out about a possible pandemic through pop base i’d have two nickels… which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

@VladTheInflator @sam__copeland

Afroman claims to have banged his wife Guy sues Allegedly doesn't know if he banged his wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DocStrangelove2 @sam__copeland

Who knew a home baked lemon pound cake would lead to a cop admitting under oath he isn’t sure if Afroman banged his wife or not.

@ericanextdooor @sam__copeland

pronouncing casserole like guacamole