Dr J Posadas 🔻

Reporter: Should Americans be prepared for oil to hit $200 dollar per barrel? US Secretary of Energy Chris Wright: Did you know Iran calls us the great Satan?

*whistling while melting down gold*

Mentioned Robert Mueller died to my wife as she was waking from a nap and she immediately mumbled “Robert mueller….and the rule of law?”

Might want to ask for that plane back mate…

The five-second epistemology of the invoice. The Gulf monarchies just told the empire to finish the job. Nobody in the Mideast Gulf asked for this war, but now that we find ourselves in the midst of it, the US should sort this out. The protection racket clients calling the protection racket operator and getting voicemail. Forty years of hosting bases. Forty years of arms deals. Forty years of alignment. And now Saudi oil sits on tankers stuck inside the Strait while Iranian oil flows to China. The empire’s allies stranded. The empire’s enemy transiting. The ADT system that charged the monthly fee watching the burglar walk past the alarm and rob the house next door. Three options, the Gulf told Washington. A compromise with Iran over freedom of passage. Alignment with Iran’s dictates. Or the use of force. Three doors. The empire has chosen none of them. The empire chose a fourth door — unsanctioning 140 million barrels of Iranian oil and calling it a plan. And the Gulf officials told Argus that 140 million barrel number includes Saudi and UAE and Kuwaiti and Iraqi crude loaded on tankers stuck inside the Strait. The empire counting its allies’ stranded cargo as supply. The protection racket operator billing the client for the robbery. But what do the monarchies actually do? This is the end of the road and the monarchies know it. They cannot align with Iran — the IRGC warned Ras al-Khaimah, told the populations your rulers chose blind subservience. Any monarchy that deepens alignment with the empire against Iran becomes Yazid. The Karbala theology activates. The populations activate. The monarchies fall. They cannot use force — they do not have force, they had the empire’s force, and the empire’s force cannot reopen the Strait with the largest navy in human history. They cannot compromise with Iran — because compromise means acknowledging Iran controls the Strait, which means the protection racket was worthless, which means forty years of alignment bought nothing, which means the monarchy’s legitimacy — built on the deal that said we host the bases and the bases protect us — collapses. Iran removed its monarch in 1979. That is the war underneath the war. The republic that removed its king watching the monarchies that kept theirs discover that the king’s protector cannot protect the king. The Gulf monarchies are hanging on. But hanging on to what. The bases are being hit. Ali al-Salem burning. Al-Dhafra hit. The Fifth Fleet targeted. The protection racket’s hardware on fire in the protection racket’s client’s driveway. The monarchy that cannot align with Iran and cannot fight Iran and cannot compromise with Iran and cannot survive without the empire and cannot survive with the empire. The end of the road dressed as three options that are all the same option — the monarchy is over. Day twenty-two. The invoice arrived. Forty years of protection. The Strait is closed. The oil is stuck. The bases are burning. The monarchies calling Washington. Washington not answering. Three doors. All locked. Iran removed its monarch in 1979. The Gulf monarchies are about to learn why. Some invoice. Some protection. Some empire.

@jersey_booker @ettingermentum Speak for yourself

@ettingermentum Also, babies do not drink coffee

Babies drink their milk warm you fucking idiot

BREAKING — 🇮🇱 The Israeli regime is planning attacks on tourist areas worldwide.

The 18th Brumaire of Reza Pahlavi

Well how about that

Fascinating watching Joe become more and more terrified of this new world he is largely responsible for creating

Literally got ripped a new one, from single engine to two exit holes.

Reminder that the mobsters fabricating charges of antisemitism to extort colleges in one of the most expansive racketeering scams in American history are literal, sieg heiling Nazis.

@JohnReed_1917 Idk man I had bad opinions 12 years ago

@OrphanInnocent @Leannenist You're switching to a different pre-scripted rant about the commies because I'm right and you don't have a response

@Talasoomi @Leannenist Strange how the commie lands are always so wonderful and successful and so much better but also they're always starving and diseased because evil capitalists do that to them. Schrodinger's socialism.

They hate him because he’s a successful millennial and a girl dad

12:03pm: Trump wants ceasefire with Iran 12:05pm: Trump declares victory 12:07pm: Trump is sending marines into Iran 12:08pm: Trump is not putting boots on the ground 12:11pm: Trump does not want ceasefire 12:12pm: Trump says Iran has no people left 12:16pm: Trump declares victory 12:17pm: Trump asks for ceasefire with Iran 12:18pm: Trump asks for help with Iran 12:23pm: Trump says NATO are poo faces 12:29pm: Trump says Iran begging for ceasefire 12:31pm: Trump says everything is perfect 12:36pm: Trump says $500 oil is a good thing 12:37pm: Trump demands Iran opens Hormuz 12:39pm: Trump says Hormuz was never closed 12:41pm: Trump says US not at war with Iran 12:42pm: Trump declares victory in Iran 12:44pm: Trump says war with Iran for nukes 12:45pm: Trump says Iran never had nukes 12:46pm: Trump says objectives very clear 12:47pm: Trump says world owes him thank you 12:51pm: Trump says world are poo faces 12:53pm: Trump gives Trump peace prize 12:57pm: Trump declares victory in Iran 12:59pm: Trump bombs Iran 1:03pm: Trump wants a ceasefire with Iran *repeats hourly*

Before transitioning, Brianna Wu had a restraining order issued against her for threatening and calling a Muslim college professor a “sand n*****” because they weren’t interested in running her shitty comics

@OrphanInnocent @Leannenist You lot would murder a woman who has an abusive husband and then demand the judge disavow her husband

@OrphanInnocent @Leannenist "you are responsible for mass death in this country" "Cool" Yeah, exactly. The North Korean government is the lesser evil here. They at least aren't trying to wipe out their own population, whatever you've heard on the news

@OrphanInnocent @Leannenist Your government blocks their country from importing food and medicine because it wants them to die

@Talasoomi @Leannenist I don't give a shit what sort of horrible dystopian nightmare tyranny runs that shitshow, but I will gladly make fun of commies trying to suck his dictator dick. You lot want a horrible totalitarian nightmare regime, you deserve to be mocked for it just as much as any neonazi.

@OrphanInnocent @Leannenist "Let's attack North Korea and liberate them!" is just the historical evolution of "let's attack Congo and Christianize them!". You can make a reasonable argument that democracy is a better value than evangelicalism but that doesn't really change the form of unprovoked aggression

@OrphanInnocent @Leannenist What exactly makes you the person who gets to decide what government North Koreans are allowed to have, anyway? Did they ask you?