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You think humans have evolved so much that everyone has lost their funny bone? We should grow one back so we can stop being so damn sensitive about every little thing that goes on.

@NJHoekman Engels, frans, duits zijn je directe buren

Waarom leren we op de middelbare school eigenlijk Frans en Duits… maar nauwelijks Spaans? Een taal die wereldwijd door honderden miljoenen mensen wordt gesproken. Soms vraag ik me serieus af: Willen ze ons klein houden? Opleiden tot loonslaven? Geen wereldburgers maken, maar mensen die netjes binnen de lijntjes blijven? Sinds ik in Spanje woon, ben ik gestart met Spaanse les. Gewoon fysiek, met een docent. Twee uur per keer, op zaterdag en donderdag. En het verschil met die zogenaamde “slimme” apps? Gigantisch. Die apps houden je bezig. Maar ze leren je niet écht communiceren. Ik merk dat ik steeds meer afstand neem van mijn smartphone. Minder scrollen, minder afhankelijkheid. Meer echte gesprekken, meer menselijk contact. Gewoon praten, fouten maken. Leren zoals het bedoeld is. Misschien is dat wel precies wat we verleerd zijn. Ik ben benieuwd hoe lang het duurt voordat ik mezelf echt goed kan redden in het Spaans, maar één ding weet ik zeker: dit werkt. Herkennen meer mensen dit? - Minder apps - Minder smartphone - Meer echte interactie Of denk ik te kritisch? *Zoek je nog een goede leraar, stuur me een DM.

@RNGesusx @FriendlyPSGUY Some oulets do a pre-review and do the definitive review after the game launched and still gave it a bad score. So that doesnt hold up in court.

@FriendlyPSGUY It’s not really hard to understand that had about a month to play as much if it as they could and the version of the game they played was way different then what we got. Inventory size, fast travel spots, balancing, ect were all completely different and most have said as much

The more i play Crimson Desert. The more i really dont understand professional journalism at all. This game is AT LEAST 9 out of 10. No joke. The amount of detail, the world BREATHES life, hidden treasure and puzzles all over the place. Quests wherever you go. At your own pace. This game doesn't hold your hand. And thats a GOOD thing. Go out and have a blast. HOWEVER you want at your own pace. Im 25 hours in. And im STILL at the 1st area and still exploring. This game is HUGE. But huge in a very good way. Its a breathing living world and not just an empty map. Wow. This game is AMAZING. Now back to the game. Lets explore some more shall we 👍💯👑💙 #CrimsonDesert #PS5Pro

@alphafox Dude learned how to fly a plane by himself. Meanwhile her greatest achievement is ridiculing her husband on socials.

Yeah, its freaking awesome, shut up. 💯

@musa_flipper @RLN4_ @4unclelala Yeh Hulk to me is weird since he speaks Dutch and has spend time with the Verstappen family when he was in Holland.

@RLN4_ @4unclelala Why they are all his mates? Missing only hulk

it’s honestly insane that with everything that’s happened over the last two years lando is still one of just four drivers max follows.

@YasinK_ @CFCBane @LewisHamilton The magician. Great pick.

@Talis_12 @CFCBane @LewisHamilton For football for me there’s no doubt it’s Ronaldinho

Alright guys, debate is over Thanks for your opinion @LewisHamilton remains the G.OA.T of F1

@TouchlineX Bit late on the april fools

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Top 10 Dutch players of all time, according to Perplexity.

@real_lord_miles If you do this and dont have a lot of money you are a pretender. If you do this and do have a lot of money you are a showoff. In both cases i dont want anything to do with you. ✌️

I’ll tell you guys a life hack if you’re single. Carry a $1,000 in cash in your wallet. Everyone typically has $1,000 in their bank, it’s not impressive, but in cash? WHOA! brain goes wow! Pull it out in front of a cashier, pull off a money clip (this is one of mine) and ask if they take cash. If not, they saw the cash. Because I travel a lot. I always carry $1,000, £500 and €500 in cash wherever I go at the very least, it solves a lot of problems

@F1_logicpolice @MV33Racing Date. Whoever gets them first. Same as when drivers hit the exact same quali time. Whoever sets the time first gets higher position.

@MV33Racing How have to decided the positions of the drivers with the same number?

List of F1 drivers with the most consecutive race wins: Top 10 longest win streaks in F1 history: 1. Max Verstappen - 10 2. Sebastian Vettel - 9 3. Max Verstappen - 9 4. Alberto Ascari - 7 5. Michael Schumacher - 7 6. Nico Rosberg - 7 7. Michael Schumacher - 6 8. Jack Brabham - 5 9. Jim Clark - 5 10. Nigel Mansell - 5 *race = Grand Prix

@terminallyOL Dont mind these icons AFTER i discover them myself. But most games show the icons before.. like hey, look at this icon, go there now.

it was like, five or six years ago, i wanna say when AC valhalla came out, that a game map like this would have been called "ubislop trash" and "junk to fill up an open world" so i'm just kind of confused as to why this is raising the bar and good now

@adrm1984 @maxvcalloway Sure its possible, same for merchandise income of course. But if i were Toto i wouldnt do it right now either. Few years back, for sure. In the future, why not. As it stands now i dont see it.

@Talis_12 @maxvcalloway Driver image counts. Ferrari had no reason to get rid of Sainz, and Hamilton hasn't been delivering better results than Sainz would have done so far, yet they chose the more expensive driver. It can pay off if you get more media coverage and increased sponsorship money.

Toto Wolff: "I don't want Max Verstappen to retire from Formula 1. Max is a very sensitive driver: the most important thing for him is to enjoy driving. It's easy to imagine that this isn't being fulfilled right now. We don't want to lose Max from F1 for good, but at Mercedes we have two drivers and we have no intention of changing anything at this moment."

@Harrisbro777 Ask yourself, do you really think the US didnt know Hormuz was going to be blocked before they attacked? What if this was the goal? To weaken China and Europe further.

🚨 IRAN JUST OFFERED EUROPE A HORMUZ DEAL. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY JUST TRIGGERED. 🚨 On the surface: Iran offered the EU transit access through the Strait of Hormuz. Sounds like a small diplomatic move. Standard geopolitics. It is not. This is a goddamn financial nuclear bomb. Let that sink in. 💀 The Hormuz Strait carries 20% of ALL the world's oil consumption 💀 Europe's energy bill jumped $16.2 BILLION in just 30 days of war 💀 Natural gas in Europe is up 100%. Oil up 60%. Diesel at $200/barrel 💀 Dollar reserves have already fallen from 70% to 56.9% in 25 years 💀 Iran joined BRICS in 2024. Russia banned dollar transactions. Gold hit $5,500/oz ⚠️ If Europe takes this deal, they pay in euros — not dollars ⚠️ One major non-dollar oil deal is all it takes to show the world it CAN be done Do you understand the scale of what's happening? ⚠️ The petrodollar is the most powerful financial system ever created. Born in 1974. It forced every nation on Earth to hold dollars just to buy oil. That's the entire basis of US financial dominance. Not strength. Not trust. OIL. ⚠️ If that system cracks — BRICS accelerates, Gulf states reconsider, dollar demand collapses, and America can no longer fund its $34 trillion debt on easy terms. The US doesn't lose a battle. It loses the WAR — the financial one it's been winning since 1974. ⚠️ ECB board member Panetta said it on April 2: "Even if the Iran war ends, the damage has been done." Deutsche Bank called the Iran war a "catalyst" for yuan replacing the petrodollar. They're showing you a war about nuclear weapons and regional security. They're NOT showing you that the REAL war is over who gets to print the world's reserve currency. Here's the logic — follow it carefully: → Iran blocks Hormuz for the US. Opens it for EU with a deal. → EU, desperate and bleeding, seriously considers taking the deal. → Deal gets done in euros or yuan. Not dollars. → Every country watching — BRICS, Global South, Gulf states — sees it happen. → "If the EU can bypass the dollar, so can we." → Dollar demand falls. Reserve share collapses. US inflation rises. → You didn't just lose a trade route. You lost the dollar's 50-year monopoly on global trust. If America is so powerful and the dollar is so safe, why is the EU considering a deal with the country America is bombing? If Western unity is so solid, why did 40 countries meet to reopen Hormuz and achieve absolutely nothing? Complete silence. This is no longer just a Middle East war. This is a direct attack on the petrodollar — the system that powers the entire American empire. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨 This post is being throttled. Like + RT to keep it alive. ⚠️

@fireproofvera The rest saw him as a competitor, jealousy involved as well. Alonso saw him for the talent he is.

the way alonso was the only one to be nice to him when he started ☹️

@adrm1984 @maxvcalloway Merc can be champ this year with a driver that costs a fraction of what Max costs. Theres no incentive for them atm. Different story if they are on the backfoot

@maxvcalloway Mercedes doesn't have any intention to change anything at this moment, because Max isn't a free agent at this moment. As soon Max becomes available, Toto will call him.

@justgofora7827 @maxvcalloway Its both. But the car they can do something about, the regs is not up to them (for the most part)

@maxvcalloway It’s not about the car, it is the regulation that he’s frustrated with.

@GerardVenema Als je dit allemaal al gebruikt ben je niet ver verwijderd van universal basic income

Armoedebeleid houdt armoede in stand: - Hoi Vertel - Ik heb geen geld om rond te komen.... Wat kun je niet betalen? - Zorg Daar is zorgtoeslag voor - Huur Daar is huurtoeslag voor - Energie Daar is energietoeslag voor - M'n kinderen... Daar is kinderbijslag voor - Ze hebben van alles nodig Daar is het kindgebondenbudget voor - De opvang Daar is kinderopvangtoeslag voor - Ze hebben een laptop nodig voor school Daar hebben we een regeling voor - Ze willen graag sporten, en ik ook Daar hebben we het sportfonds voor - Maar dan kom ik nog steeds niet rond Dan kun je bijzondere bijstand aanvragen - Maar ik ben alleenstaande ouder Daar hebben we de Alo Kop voor - Weet je hoe duur de tram is? Daar hebben we de speciale pas voor - En m'n eten? Voedselbank - En het ontbijt voor m'n kinderen? Kun je sinds gisteren een supermarktbon voor aanvragen - Maandverband? Hebben we gratis uitgiftepunten voor - Ik vind het moeilijk te overzien Daar hebben we een coach voor - Ik bedoel: al dat geld, al die formulieren Daar hebben we een budgetmaatje voor - Kan ik niet gewoon iets meer per maand krijgen? Dan kan ik het gewoon zelf regelen....Zou me sowieso heel veel tijd schelen. Nee. Daarom hebben we al deze regelingen.

@Bluex Is this your 'i defeated the boss with king kongs dick in my ear' moment?

Defeated the HARDEST Boss in Crimson Desert.. (no palmar pills used) The Forgotten General

@mymixtapez 9 dudes around, 7 of em bailed instantly 😂

Fetty Wap affiliate Fuzzy Fazu was robbed of all his jewelry in broad daylight in New Jersey 😳

@Foxy704578 @F1BigData Not gonna happen. The new teams invested 100's of millions to step into F1, they're not going to toss that in the trash to develop another engine. Im afraid we'll be stuck with these engines for at least 5 years, probably longer.

@F1BigData All pointless drivel. Petrol engines back asap or scrap the whole fiasco

Formula 1 has prepared 6 measures for the meeting that will take place next week, in order to solve the issues saw in the first 3 race - Increse the power of super clipping (frmo 250kW to 350kW) - Reduce energy consumption so that it does not run out so quickly - Reduce the maximum recharge per lap to 6MJ - Unrestricted use of active aerodynamics, meaning it can be activated at any point on the circuit - Increase the ICE/MGU-K ratio (at the earliest from 2027 onwards) - Simplify the rules to give the drivers more control 📰 @wearetherace

@lantern_gr40598 @F1JayyUK Even Alonso was like

@F1JayyUK This single sector robbed us all of a legendary Fernando Alonso victory in an Aston Martin

There more skill in this sector 3 than some drivers careers