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Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.

This would’ve meant something to him

@danorlovsky7 @Espngreeny @GetUpESPN @ESPNCFB This really pisses off Non College football watchers aka ESPN Viewers and its popcorn lol

Can you see it? Can you throw it? @Espngreeny @GetUpESPN @ESPNCFB

The “weekend” is a scam. It’s legit only 1 day.

@AnthonyCumia Scorch was right all along ?!?!?!

I had no idea this was going on. The late John Osterlind (The Ozone), who Opie and I worked with at WAAF in the mid to late 90’s, lived as a woman named Rebecca Pratt towards the end of his life. I thought it was a gag but it seems legit. Wow. Crazy. 😳 youtu.be/yUKuXx_T4FM?si…

@AOC lol quiet hole

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

RIP Chuck Norris

"Oh, Simpson... can't you go five minutes without embarrassing yourself?" *BOING* "How long was that?"

@stevebyrnelive The funniest part about 2026 is so far is Liberals and Incels finding out they’re the same people yet refusing to admit it while Trump has said it for years.

Trump proves to be an ally to Israel, yet always called a Nazi. Zohran Mamdani’s wife Rama has repeatedly liked antisemitic social posts & is never called a Nazi. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t ya think?

@sidrosenberg19 @NYCMayor Her snatch definitely smells of gross halal meat 🤢🤢🤢🤢

The Mayor’s wife is DISGUSTING. If you think he is any different you are somewhere between naive and stupid and closer to the latter! They are certainly perfect for each other but anything but perfect for the city I love! @NYCMayor

“ Dot” 😆😆😆

@nypost Joe Douglas looks great

Ex-principal suspended for offensive Charlie Kirk comments now headed to prison on child porn charges trib.al/9s8ndu1

@joeroganhq Damn. Incels and libs are going to be furious at this

Adam Carolla: "If Kamala Harris was in charge right now, Iran would have a nuclear device and the border would be wide open... So shut the f*ck up. You don't know what the f*ck you're talking about! You're dumb!"

To the moon 🚀

25 years ago today, March 18, 2001, John “Johnny Sack” Sacrimoni came within inches of overhearing some very unflattering jokes about his wife Ginny. A near‑miss that almost rewrote the whole family tree.

@awfulannouncing Finally some sense

“One Battle After Another, Sean Penn was killed three times, the movie stunk! It was stupid, it didn’t make any sense!” – Chris Russo

@craigcartonlive Wouldn’t bet on it but maybe you should place odds on that, better chance the WFAN gets listeners again this decade which is sitting at +1200. Place the wager don’t be a queer.

gotta wonder if MLB THE SHOW is gonna take Judge in a USA Jersey off the cover now

@LauraLoomer Gay Incel streamers are literally libs. Not a difference , both don’t work and despise conservatives. Sad

Democrat plant

@GaryMyersNY I think you and Francesea should start a podcast together where you two are forced to watch Saturday football. It's going to be tough I know but there its a better product and will give you insight on actual talent and not 2nd rounders based on what their Uncles did.

Apparently, the @MiamiDolphins are very, very serious about giving the @nyjets all they can handle in the fight for the #1 Arch Manning pick in 2027. Since the end of the season, they've traded Jaylen Waddle, Bradley Chubb and Minkah Fitzpatrick and cut Tua and Tyreek Hill. They did sign Malik Willis to a 3-year $67.5m deal that they can get out of after two years and $45m. Willis threw a total of 89 passes in his two years in Green Bay after two years in Tennessee. If Willis turns out to be the real deal, Miami is still going to have trouble winning more than four games with that roster.