Tanner Thomas

@Perrywinkle1267 Starting to realize the def wasted the Beringer pick as well. Kid will never see real minutes

Tim Connelly the drafter: D- Tim Connelly the trader: A-

@AyersRefTracker That man is a stone cold killer with something to prove

Say what you want about Rick Pitino but I absolutely love his stoic reaction on his team’s buzzer beater to go to St John’s first Sweet 16 since 1999. I don’t know how he stays so calm during such a thrilling moment.

@TheWillByrum Sloppy as all get out 🤣

A look at Vanderbilt freshman QB Jared Curtis

@Tim_Walz Best to sit this one out Tim @Tim_Walz

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@ClayTravis I’d bet he doesn’t miss a single game

Alabama’s Aden Holloway has been arrested with a pound of weed in his apartment. Holloway is the second leading scorer on the team. I’m sure noted disciplinarian Nate Oats will levy a severe punishment.

@MsRiaBean @Amy_Siskind @woodypaige I know for a fact my state does not subsidize fuel, genius.

@TannerJThomas @Amy_Siskind @woodypaige Your area’s fuel is subsidized, genius.

Omg. This is such a great idea!

@MsRiaBean @Amy_Siskind @woodypaige Dude I’m not even remotely close to welfare 🤣

@TannerJThomas @Amy_Siskind @woodypaige Your stubbornness will betray you. In the meantime, enjoy that welfare.

@MidLifePolitics @Amy_Siskind @woodypaige Figure of speech. But ya I’m thankful my government isn’t run by a dumbass anymore

@TannerJThomas @Amy_Siskind @woodypaige It's pretty common for people who worship their false god and idols to thank that false god everyday.

@MsRiaBean @Amy_Siskind @woodypaige Nope, my state just isn’t run by a dumbass

@TannerJThomas @Amy_Siskind @woodypaige Your state government is likely subsidizing your lower gas prices. You are the welfare queen! 👸🏻

@AdamSchefter He robbed 22 nfl teams

This will be Josh Johnson’s third stint with the Bengals and his 22nd — 22nd! — NFL stop since he started with the Cleveland Browns in 2012.

@AdamSchefter Titans played him out of position his entire time there

Titans are releasing CB L'Jarius Sneed, which will save Tennessee $11.4 million against the cap, per sources. Titans informed Snead’s agents, the Katz Brothers, of their decision today; Sneed now will become a free agent.

@statmuse 2 Lions 1 Cup

Nickname this duo:

@AdamSchefter He’s not even good.. wtf is going on

Jaelan Phillips’ deal is thought to be the largest one for an unrestricted free agent in for a non-QB.

Sources: Jaelan Phillips has agreed to a 4-year, $120 million deal with the Carolina Panthers with $80M in guarantees.

@SpursReporter @Hero_OfThe_Day If I did that as a kid playing rec ball they would call it immediately

(🎥: Via: @Hero_OfThe_Day)

@RGIII Vikings were also Kyler’s favorite team growing up.

The Arizona Cardinals are releasing Kyler Murray. The Minnesota Vikings and Kevin O’Connell would be the perfect landing spot for a career resurrection.

i understand that my body can’t digest corn or whatever. that’s fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us

@NYCMayor Iran will kill us all if we do not act accordingly. What do u not understand about that?

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace. I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution. Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

@GovTimWalz Buddy this is the oldest war in history. You’re just oblivious to it.

No new wars.

@Rainman420420 @SleeperNFL @SSN_Oregon @GeauxDuck 🤣 if he wore pads that fit he wouldn’t look like such a freak and people would realize he’s an average pass catching TE

@TannerJThomas @SleeperNFL @SSN_Oregon @GeauxDuck What is the correlation

Mike Garafolo on Oregon TE Kenyon Sadiq’s interviews: "He’s walking into interviews and explaining exactly what everybody else's assignment is. I had one guy say 'it was the best interview I've ever had.'"