Tarkovsky’s Tuatara

@im_chilling69 @_PAIM0N Alright bro relax

@_PAIM0N and its his best movie

Remember when Ari Aster made his anxiety crippling freduian version of The Odyssey and everyone tried to kill him for it

Every baby cinephile goes through their "Nolan is overrated" phase thinking it'll make them look more sophisticated and discerning than 'the normies' but I'm glad I grew out of it. One of our greats, with a deep love not just for cinema but for 'the movies' and what they mean.

@sherlemious @rayofshams I think it’s the opposite. He makes movies that are generally extremely accessible to the masses and pretentious cinephiles despise this.

@rayofshams His films are well made on a technical level–sure, but most of them really aren't as complex or deep as people make them out to be. It's like he spoonfeeds pretentious people who like feeling special. Kinda like how some people feel about rick and morty

Christopher Nolan always gives vibes of performative intellectualism like oooh look at me you need to read dozens of books to understand what i made and then it's the most mediocre shit ive ever seen

when [REDACTED] in The Odyssey genuinely gets Kirked

the odyssey was a fine movie but its politics were a bit iffy. wouldve been way better if at the end the odysseus turned to the camera and said "im a mythic hero of an unbroken western tradition that extends till trumps america" & then specified he's a proto judeo-christian.

@JeanFeliz_ Die

I don’t like Tenet that much chat…

@Utd_Y14 Inshallah 🙏🏼

I still think The Batman part 2 has one more delay in it.

@notdent_debeste @kcrdr7322 me 😠

@kcrdr7322 guy who only posts about christopher nolan seeing someone dislike christopher nolan: why the fuck would you say that

Thank you Nolan for the important reminder that filming on celluloid cant stop your film from looking boring as hell

@ghostofkurta especially after some of those scenes in The Odyssey

@ghostofkurta We need a horror film

People are wondering what work Nolan’s gonna adapt next and truthfully I’m hoping he comes up with something original after this lol

@vanillaopinions In no world is Dunkirk worse than Insomnia

dunkirk being the highest rated is so ridiculous. easily his worst movie

@caseyshoots I’ll glaze Nolan til the day I die but you gotta relax 😂

Guys. Chris Nolan might be the only other major director other than James Cameron, who has not made a bad movie.

@chatiestbard89 @evanisaaclipkin Holy shit you unironically did the thing 😭

@evanisaaclipkin My guy do you know what mise en scene is

My problem with nolans imax obsession is he isn’t doing anything interesting with the larger frame. Kurosawa immediately went insane with wide screen but Nolan just seems to want to make cool pictures

@desilvanic Me when I’m retarded

The Prestige is stupid ass dog shit and so are most Nolan movies

Imagine telling Messi back then you’ll be facing this baby in a World Cup final in 20 years😭😭😭 this is genuinely some AOT level writing

@halcyonelement @cheaperby12film “Insomnia”

@cheaperby12film There are about 4 us on Team Insomnia

"the prestige is actually his best movie" contingent really died out. haven't heard from them since like 2018

Darkly funny that the people who bleat endlessly about wanting to keep "politics" out of films and video games are the most shameless pushers of grievance politics, to the extent they will force themselves to not enjoy a good thing bc it means they might have been wrong about it

@PaoloLivingFree @GlobalBoxOffice But I thought it was going to flop? Now it’s botted reviews… move that goalpost loser 🤣

@GlobalBoxOffice “A cinematic masterpiece, the best movie ever made, I’ve watched it 10 times”

THE ODYSSEY overperformed this Wednesday at the European box office, where it’s now tracking to make $40M-$50M through Sunday. Europe may represent a whopping 55-70% of its international opening weekend total.

@superbatus2005 @twenty38k @Red1933626 @ThwipT_ Stick to comic books dork, movies aren’t for you

@twenty38k @Red1933626 @ThwipT_ You mean Bale's goofy ahh voice and terrible fight scenes ? That's better then actually comic accurate Batman ? Poor delusional crying Nolan fanboy can't accept The Batman and The Penquin series already clears ahh mid Dark Knight Trylogy

Christopher Nolan in 7 years: - Batman Begins - The Prestige - The Dark Knight - Inception - The Dark Knight Rises Matt Reeves in 6 years: - The Batman Part 2

@guywithashadow @TateTakes “He’s not that good” referring to one of the greatest directors of the modern era

@TateTakes Glazing Chris Nolan the way that you people do is just as bad as these idiots. He’s not that good, he hasn’t earned God status the way you people think he has. He’s had HORRIBLE scenes and plot holes and acting in his movies. Unless his movies are perfect, he hasn’t earned this

400 losers review bombing The Odyssey and it still has a 4.2 rating 😭