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@atrupar @MalcolmNance I was very strongly in favor of this guy. So much so that I forgot his name. 🤦🏼

Trump can't come up with the name of the leader of Iraq: "I spoke with the winner. A very good man. As you know, I was very strongly in favor of him, in Iraq. The new head of Iraq."

@ReichlinMelnick @Acyn Our country or ANY topic really. He's just an incurious dolt who thinks he's the smartest guy in every room among his numerous other flaws.

I am constantly struck by how little he knows about our country.

The thing about the MAGA pearl-clutching over Kimmel's joke is that Trump himself told a very similar joke in the wake of the murder of Cory Comperatore. At a fundraising dinner in Aspen with a bunch of rich donors, Trump said that when he gave a big check to Cory Comperatore's widow, she said, "This is so nice, but I'd much rather have my husband." Trump then joked, "Now I know some of the women in this room wouldn’t say the same. I know at least four couples, at least four couples here would have been thrilled, actually." It's the same joke: suggesting that wives of rich older guys would be happy if they died. So let's stop pretending Kimmel's bit was somehow beyond the bounds of propriety.

Florida's unemployment rate has now risen to 4.7% in March according to #s released Friday. The rate is now 1.1 % higher than a year ago and Fla's rate is .4 higher than the national unemployment rate

@nypost As committed a Christian as say...Russell Brand? These twats always hide behind religion. So pathetic.

ICE agent who shot Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis is ‘committed’ Christian, ‘tremendous’ father and husband, family says trib.al/51RG7fe

A CBS News poll finds that over 70% of Americans say they are having difficulty affording essentials like food, housing, and health care.

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@robbi_fahey @RachelBitecofer A Democrat would be PUMMELED for shitting on small businesses in this manner and rightfully so. But it probably isn't even the dumbest thing he said that hour so he just gets a pass.

Small businesses annoy Trump. He couldn’t care less about them. Q: ‘Are you considering tariff relief for small businesses?’ Trump: ‘Why do you always mention, you know, a couple of little businesses.

@IAPolls2022 @MollyJongFast Dude has absolutely abysmal numbers across the board on everything from everyone and he's honoring himself with arches, and ballrooms, and putting his face on passports and money. Yet they wonder why we call them a cult? 🤷

PEW RESEARCH - Trump Approval 🟢 Approve: 34% (-30) 🔴 Disapprove: 64% Trump's lowest second term approval —— • White: 43-56 (-13) • Black: 12-85 (-73) • Hispanic: 22-74 (-52) • Asian: 23-75 (-52) --- • Ages 18-29: 24-75 (-51) • Ages 30-49: 30-68 (-38) • Ages 50-64: 42-56 (-14) • Ages 65+: 42-56 (-14) --- • Male: 38-60 (-22) • Female: 31-67 (-36) --- • HS or less: 37-60 (-23) • College grad: 30-68 (-38) • Postgrad: 24-75 (-51) --- • Dem/Lean Dem: 5-94 (-89) • GOP/Lean GOP: 68-31 (+37) —— n=5,103 A | April 20-23 pewresearch.org/politics/2026/…

@ByMarkDaniels Only after he was caught. Such a stand-up guy. 🙄

Alijah Vera Tucker gives credit to Mike Vrabel for "being honest and open" with his players about his current situation.

Canada : you wonder why Trump is acting the way it does? Constantly making the decision that benefits Russia, even to the detriment of the USA and -always- to the detriment of its allies like Canada? This Guardian exclusive explains it all : "Vladimir Putin personally authorised a secret spy agency operation to support a “mentally unstable” Donald Trump in the 2016 US presidential election... according to what are assessed to be leaked Kremlin documents." "There is also apparent confirmation that the Kremlin possesses kompromat, or potentially compromising material, on the future president, collected – the document says – from Trump’s earlier “non-official visits to Russian Federation territory”." "There is a brief psychological assessment of Trump, who is described as an “impulsive, mentally unstable and unbalanced individual who suffers from an inferiority complex”." TRUMP, TO THIS DAY, WHO SUES EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHER, HAS NEVER SUED THE GUARDIAN. #Trump #Russia #cdnpoli #euronews theguardian.com/world/2021/jul…

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

@propublica @Martina He would bring his opponents up on charges for less. 🤔

In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a Florida home, pledging it would be his principal residence. Seven weeks later, he attested a neighboring property would also be his principal residence. In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home. propublica.org/article/trump-…

@DerekRChristian @GregTSargent He wants to use the N word but uses low-IQ instead. That's why it is always used towards POC.

@GregTSargent What's his deal with using "low IQ" as an insult so often? Get some new material, old man.

Only Trump is allowed to attack the Supreme Court, apparently. Here he is calling the justices "weak, stupid, and bad" all of eight days ago

I am begging men to understand that vaginas are not made of memory foam

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

@RonFilipkowski So tacky. Everything is just so damn tacky.

PGA Tour plays at Trump’s Doral course in Miami tomorrow and he installed this of himself right before it starts.

🚨BREAKING: Newly obtained documents show a clear paper trail of Trump administration officials planning to share sensitive voter data with an outside political group trying to overturn elections, as part of a secret agreement. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/ex…

@JakeDodge17 @ItaliaLondon15 @JamesSurowiecki Whatever dude. I don't have to constantly glaze and simp for a grown ass man that I know is trash. The evidence that he is a POS is voluminous and if you choose to ignore it that's your prerogative. But I'm not gonna be gaslit by the remaining 30% that hasn't figured it out yet.

@Tat2Drew @ItaliaLondon15 @JamesSurowiecki Well argued. Your masterful citation of details, your intricate knowledge of the relevant laws, and your reasoned rhetoric are truly impressive.

The joke is premised on the idea that Melania is a trophy wife married to a very wealthy older man, and she's looking forward to the day when she inherits his wealth and no longer has to pretend she loves him. You can disagree with that portrait of Trumps, but it's a very conventional, even cliched, joke to make about a beautiful woman married to a much older rich guy.