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Joe Burrow on Breakfast Ball on @FS1 right now asked if he is willing to restructure to help keep everyone together: "Of course." On if he has faith #Bengals ownership will be willing to spend and get all these deals done: "I do. I do. We have the cap space to get it done. I want to make it happen. Everybody involved Trey, Tee, Ja’Marr, Mike G, we all want to stay together. When you have guys that are motivated like that I think you can get those things done.”

We are working diligently to ensure all parties involved are taken care of while we (Bengals) also try balance + maintain financial wiggle room years to come after the super stars are compensated. Thank you. - management 🐅

He was arrested, released and will make his tee time is about the whitest thing I’ve ever heard.

Here is my VBDI ‘s FINAL 4 & my NATIONAL CHAMP BABY ! KENTUCKY to WIN it ALL! @ESPNPR

Everyone relax and please remember that one of the side effects of a horrific knee/ankle/sore injury that almost paralyzed Kyle Filipowski is that now he randomly will trip people. It’s medical science

Our boy did it again, @MarkTWeiland #Ding

@Verizon over here asking @ATT “Can you hear me now?”

The US Government (who’s worth TRILLIONS): “Time to pay your taxes. But I’m not gonna tell you what you owe me. That’s your responsibility. Ooo btw, if you don’t give me enough, I’ll penalize you and potentially arrest you for tax evasion.” Citizen: “So YOU want a percentage of MY income. But you won’t tell me how much I owe, and all of the onus is on me. Which, if I can’t do myself I’ll need to spend MORE of my income hiring an institution to do it?” Government: Yup. Citizen:

@ShaunaJPrentice Well aren’t you two just a…. Match.

Jesse got Wordle in one this morning. I don’t know how to proceed. Do we both take off work and celebrate? Bring champagne to all my meetings? Eat sugar for every meal?! I’m overwhelmed.

You know what is awesome about young kids. Every morning starts at 5:30. You get so much more time in the day!

This might be the worst Super Bowl half time ever….

This explains why there are so few deportations, as every deportation is a lost vote. As happened this week, you can literally assault police officers in broad daylight in New York, be released with no bail, give everyone the finger and *still* not be deported!! Outrageous.

@DavidBakhtiari Day 2 was by far my roughest. BUT day 3 I felt like a million bucks. Amazing what the body can do.

Just broke my first 3 day (water only) fast. It was definitely challenging. Though, it was an overall pleasant journey and recommend it for anyone willing to accept the challenge. I feel way better mentally, physically, and emotionally. Definitely have a higher sense of gratitude. #3dayfast

How many times do you wear your jeans before washing?

Taught my dog this new trick where I yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” and he keeps barking as loud as he possibly can.

Having a second beer

See you guys Saturday! #TicketsSecured

girls can love ryan gosling all they want but let’s not forget he was an absolute liability at cornerback

I’m tired of being cold…

Waking up and realizing there’s 3 straight days of NFL playoffs this weekend