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@keene_chemistry @Official_NAFO @Kama_Kamilia Credit: Oxet64

@Acyn To quote MAGA, "Not our war"

Watters: They have a nuclear powered aircraft carrier, it's just hanging around the mediterranean. It could be in the gulf in just a few days. We saved the French twice from the Germans. They can't do mop up duty? Daddy has to get the kids to move out. They can't live in the basement forever. But if they do, they have to pay rent.

@DocAtCDI @acnewsitics More of a 'when' than an 'if' question 😞

I keep forgetting @acnewsitics that we're living in the timeline where "will the president accidentally start World War III by being a thin-skinned dipshit" is a daily question, not a hypothetical. x.com/acnewsitics/st…

It happens naturally #NAFO

@christofurchase @RossKneeDeep 😊👍

@TauCabalander @RossKneeDeep Remember mimeograph machines?

Just for fun. I'm at 20.

@mariana057 ... and that's the last anyone ever saw of her husband. But doesn't she have the most beautiful garden!

Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she is overreacting. She'll realize you're right, and she will calm right down.

@jrfree2023 WTAF. Having grown-up poor, started working at 12 lying about may age, paying the household bills, dinner would depend upon how many bottles I found and cashed-in for return ... ... I really don't get people that obsess about money. It's 🚩 he's your husband's best friend too.

For some reason my husband’s piece of shit best friend thinks he should get a dime of the equity out of my house. He’s never paid a penny toward my life. My initial reaction is to call him and tell him what a lowlife motherfucker he is and it’ll be over my dead fucking body. Am I wrong?

@0xBtoTheH @RonFilipkowski

@RonFilipkowski HEHEHEHE so mad you gotta love it

We have never looked more feckless and ridiculous to the entire world.

@NotHoodlum It's sad (so sad), So sad (so sad), It's a sad, sad situation, And it's gotten more and more absurd (ooh-ooh) 🎶🎵🎶

It's sad, so sad, it's a sad, sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd.

@Acyn You know Iran is going well when they deflect attention using the Epstein files 🙄

Melania Trump: The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I've never been friends with Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.

@BlueGeorgia MAGA: When you are for government social programs, but against government social programs.

Tim Dillon: This is the greatest con in history. To run as an America First, and you're going to take care of America, and then turn around and go, you know, all of these things, day care, Medicare, Medicaid, we've nothing to do with that. We're fighting wars.

@TheeBrandi @BrandiAtkinson @FoxNews Uh oh ... Cuba invasion imminent 🤔

@FoxNews Absolutely hilarious that Trump started a whole entire war to distract from Epstein and Melanie just lit it all right up again.

BREAKING: Fox News Senior White House Correspondent Jacqui Heinrich reveals Melania Trump's statement pushing back on false connections to Jeffrey Epstein "came out of left field" for reporters at the White House: "We had no heads up on this. We're not getting any information from them now, including whether or not the president was aware she would be making this statement. It's unclear to us if she is reacting to something that's already happened, already come out, or getting ahead of a story that might be about to drop. We don't really know." @JacquiHeinrich @TheStoryFNC

New reporting reveals the CDC suppressed a report showing the COVID vaccine cut hospitalizations for healthy adults by more than half.

@atrupar Ar least we know that Melania didn't plagiarize that speech from Michelle Obama

@atrupar You know the deal with Iran is bad when they want to talk about the Epstein files 🥴

I haven't spoken to my wife in 7 years... I don't want to interrupt her.

Even from space, we can all agree that maple syrup belongs on pancakes. Safe journey home to Colonel Jeremy Hansen and the entire Artemis II crew.

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb? Steven.

If you want to beat the robot vacuum, you need to think just like the robot vacuum.