🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Namibia rejects Starlink… and honestly I’m not even surprised 😭
Namibia is just South Africa’s younger sibling copying homework… "What are you guys doing? BBBEE? Say less, we’re doing it too!"
But the funniest part is… while the rest of the world is upgrading internet speed, we’re here debating ownership percentages 😭
So citizens must suffer slow internet, buffering YouTube and “+" connecting…" Zoom calls in the name of policy??
Because nothing says "protecting national interest" like depriving people of fast, reliable internet in 2026 😩
South Africans consider themselves the top Africans on the continent.
They mad bc that don’t mean 💩 to Black Americans.
They do/have nothing of interest.
Anything they try is a horrible impersonation of us.
They want our attention so bad but soon they will be 🚫