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@56blackcat This is the end

Well shit, wtf just happened?

@nytimes Wtf Texas? You idiots.

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas fended off Representative Colin Allred to earn a third term. nyti.ms/3AtjSqB

@BBCWorld That half of this country is stupid? Fuck me.

What are the latest US election results telling us so far? bbc.in/3UDNQPF

@CNN 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz will win reelection to a third term, defeating Democratic challenger Rep. Colin Allred, CNN projects cnn.it/3NTApaz

@kamala202447351 @chucktodd The band was Buffalo Springfield.

@chucktodd Idiot. That's Stephen Stills. You are as bad with lyrics as with political takes.

There’s no better set of Election Day pundits to quote than Buffalo Springfield: “there’s somethin’ happenin’ here, what it is ain’t exactly clear”

@robreiner I hope you are correct sir!

(🚨) REMINDER (please RETWEET): since 2000, Republicans' Election Day gameplan has been to use various means to ensure that the longest voting lines will be in Democratic precincts. Go to the polls prepared to wait—and whatever you do, DO NOT leave the line! It's what they want.

@QBICantStop @ElectProject God you idiots hate educated people. 🙄

@ElectProject Hahah “professor”. That explains the stupidity

The Selzer Iowa poll was a political shockwave. What if I told you there was a poll in neighboring Kansas that shows the same dynamic as Iowa? It's the Kansas Speaks poll which had Trump only +5 in a state he won +14 in 2020 fhsu.edu/docking/Kansas…

@MargaretOrr I’d like to buy a cold front please. When will the heat be turned off? 😔

@ElieNYC It’s a great time to be alive. 🤣😬🙄

People who did not live through these times will not believe that they happened.

@RealHickory 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't believe for a second that nearly half the country is voting for Kamala Harris, maybe 25-30%, max. The rest is manufactured through Dominion Smartmatic machines, flipping votes, and Mail-In-Voting ballots where there's no chain of custody, signatures, or dates.

@catturd2 🤣🤣🤣 god you’re stupid.

I have absolutely ZERO doubt in my mind - Trump would win 50 states if Democrats didn’t cheat.

@SethAbramson Do you think it’s early voting Dems or should I really get excited?

(📢) BREAKING: The latest red-state polls are shocking. 🟦 IOWA: Harris +3 (statistical tie) 🟥 OHIO: Trump +3 (statistical tie) 🟥 ALASKA: Trump +4 (just outside MoE)* 🟥 KANSAS: Trump +5 (just outside MoE) *Among likeliest voters. Something is happening here, America. VOTE!

Our next president just said, “live from New York, it’s Saturday night”. ❤️ #snl #KamalaHarris2024 #VoteBlue #Kamala #saturdaynight

@TeamTrump 🤮

3 DAYS TO DECIDE THE FATE OF AMERICA. TODAY IS OUR FINAL FEC DEADLINE BEFORE ELECTION DAY. If you can, will you stand with Trump and chip in $10 in the FINAL STRETCH SO WE MAKE SURE AMERICA VOTES FOR TRUMP! #StandwithTrump

@AccidentalCajun Just went to Oaxaca!

Mexican food, especially Oaxacan food, is some of my favorite food in the world. Molé sauce is one of the greatest of all sauces.

@wkamaubell What a douche.

Ta daaaaaa!🪄

So you deleted the “cotton monkey” tweet but you somehow think this one is better?🤣🤣🤣

@TeamTrump 🤮

@unclejtk @SethAbramson We do.

@SethAbramson I hope the women in the US have more balls than the men.

(🎁) FREE ARTICLE: The Biggest Hole in the January 6 Report Has Been Found—and Could Hold the Key to Future Investigations of Trump’s Insurrection Charlie Kirk is warning men about their wives voting for Harris. This report warns *you* about *him*. 🔗: sethabramson.substack.com/p/breaking-new…