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the AI can’t sell no crack tho

Every consignment store MUST have a shake weight. Thems the rules

@mack_flan I FEEL this but I’m always pouty bc the rotisserie chickens are never ready

That category of people who call it “all timers” instead of Alzheimer’s

@TPfy13 I get why tho 😤

@Tazar38 Yo this shit annoyed me so bad when I worked at dierbergs

People who put gatorades on the wall of the cart think they’re so revolutionary

@Syd_shed3 Boooooo 😤👎 you radiate love any size

My brother told me that even when I looked my best he doesn’t think I ever truly loved myself and that hit me so deep

@mack_flan Start with that cake 👀

How the fuck do I start planning a wedding LOL

It’s called live a life worth documenting

Not me sneaking an entire charcuterie board into the movies 🤷‍♀️

High pain tolerance but low discomfort tolerance ya know?

@Syd_shed3 Ur done

Left the porch light on and he came home

I scroll thru the homies likes to get a quick lil cackle in 👀😂😅

I just miss the black eyed peas

I am SO crabby this cancer szn how on brand 😤🦀

even if the founding fathers all worked together, they wouldn’t be able to complete crash bandicoot 1

She's a ten but she's actually two fives stacked in a trench coat