Upper Paleolithic Hog-Cranker 𓅅

Venus figurines are actually Paleolithic labubus

Mountain Goats & Jesse Welles tour would go so hard

Strait of Iran

(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this

mormons fumbled by calling it soaking. they should’ve called it soggystyle

@alaskastardust @celinedionysus_ inshallah

@celinedionysus_ A constant of my hometown newspaper was a wanted ad some feller put in there every issue, searching for a wife who was a “shapely schoolteacher“ and I wonder if he ever found one

newspapers were the hinge of their day, and you would 'swipe' the page leftwise to move on from a page you didn't like

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

@ShaunMcAllist12 @somethings_awry Damn beat me to it lmao

Going on a double date with a MUCH taller woman this Saturday, dreams do come true

@leftistbeard In WV we just consider this a regular mothman

Today's questionable use of Free Will- got a Cheeked Up Mothman tattoo

Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?

@RepMikeTurner I'm an American from a very red state. I want to see lower gas prices AND Iran with nukes.

No one is willing to trade lower gas prices for Iran becoming a nuclear state.

I would gladly pay more at the pump or in taxes indefinitely if it *guaranteed* Iran became a nuclear state

@MoonBag_Jr @NinaRene6 @drpezeshkian @Pontifex & this is why thing between the 3 Abrahamic religions were fine until the era of colonialism

@TchCrayon @NinaRene6 @drpezeshkian @Pontifex Convert if you feel inclined to to it pay tax and worship as you please and attain security for doing so. Seems like a better deal than the tax brackets they have us in around the world

His Holiness Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex), I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah.

@DoNotFearX @ThomasTheNukeB @deadgeneration6 @LDelsoll @drpezeshkian @Pontifex You publicly deny your own alleged God. Begone heretic.

@ThomasTheNukeB @deadgeneration6 @LDelsoll @drpezeshkian @Pontifex No, idiot. We don’t worship the same God

@DoNotFearX @deadgeneration6 @LDelsoll @drpezeshkian @Pontifex Where'd ya go, dumbass?

@deadgeneration6 @LDelsoll @drpezeshkian @Pontifex This gaslighting is phenomenal. There are literal texts from your diabolical book that says to persecute, murder or fine, “non-believers”. Do I really have to bring up the actual passages?

@Nunjump @drpezeshkian @Pontifex Buddy, you are not a Catholic.

@drpezeshkian @Pontifex The jihadis love you @Pontifex . We American Catholics see you for the commie you are.

@NinaRene6 @drpezeshkian @Pontifex That's literally the opposite of what Muhammad preached. Convert or pay a tax. This is incredibly easy history.

@drpezeshkian @Pontifex Jesus is not a prophet. He is God. And we know Iran chants "Death to America" and Muhammed told his followers to kill all Christians, Jews and non-Muslims Sorry, we aren't stupid pal.

A gigantic flock of pigeons filled the sky this morning. As I went to take a picture the flecked grey mass formed into a QR code. The link took me to a site showing grisly footage of my mutilated corpse in exquisite anatomical detail, including details of my body known only to me

geologists have something similar called the shale loaminess epidemic

“Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime” is a prime-era Dril tweet, let’s be real here