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Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Mart 2015
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You see no be everything be spiritual problem. All your nightmare no be your village people, "Iya Asake" a sef dey busy. Try change or wash your pillow covers. E dey help ✌️✌️
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Defense News Nigeria@DefenseNigeria·
The NAF performed an unconventional high profile trolling when it showed up at ISWAP burial sites in the Malam Fatori axis. ISWAP fighters attempting to bury 30 of their members killed in an airstrike scattered at the sight of a NAF reconnaissance aircraft. This serves as an intimidating reminder to the terrorist group that there is really no where no hide from the Nigerian Air Force. This comes amid multiple airstrikes carried out by the NAF on ISWAP targets in recent days.
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YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
Benin resident shares the chilling moment caught on CCTV when bandits attempted to invade his home
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YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
A young man had been complaining his whole life about severe headaches that hit him every time he washed his hair with water, and when he went to the doctor, he told him he had to cut his hair completely, and this was found after cutting his hair.
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Jaiye@slimsuki_·
Lagos to Ibadan 7200 Jesus Walahi it used to be 1200 I swear to God
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@OurFavOnlineDoc Hmmmmm. The military should do another air strike launch on their protest ground na
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OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬
ISWAP terrorists blocked the Maiduguri–Damaturu highway today. They are protesting the regular military airstrikes in the region. Yes you read that right. Terrorists are protesting that the government is attacking them. What kind of country is this 😭 x.com/mobilisingnige…
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ugolucy@lucyugo2009·
@MrOlibaba HMO are different sha,if I use my HMO that means I will spend almost 8hours or more in the hospital before I go home, The hospital will ask u to wait that they will contact the HMO before u see a doc,same thing when u want to collect ur drugs ,so what if its an emergency.
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UNCLE@MrOlibaba·
I will never use my HMO only when I'm sick. My company HR had a session at work with us, they opened our eyes to what we stand to benefit with our HMO plans. The company has spent millions on our HMO. Individual plans, family coverage, everything. Then they said if we don’t use it, that investment is gone. I’ve already signed up for my monthly gym sessions. Done one spa session, one more to go. I completed a massage too, still have another pending. Did dental care, scaling, polishing, even whitening. I’m intentionally going for the ones that actually cost money outside. If they had BBL for men inside the package, I won’t lie, I would have considered it. Na my money oh, I go use am.
TiMoRi@Ogbeni_Mo

Nobody use HMO reach me, both at my current place and previous place of work. I’m the type that walks into the clinic and request for total well being check up…I see the optician and dentist every year 😂😂 Some of you…since you started 9-5, you’ve never gone to the hospital to check even your BP 💀

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@McFlybowy I'm not surprised. Typical Chelsea fan
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Ororo😎@McFlybowy·
I know he’s 6 assists behind Bruno, but he’s the most creative player in the league, in a way a Bruno can’t be. Because creativity isn’t just numbers alone, it’s type of chances you create. Bruno Fernandes is a volume creator. He plays early, he plays often, he forces situations. A lot of his creativity comes from repetition crosses, through balls, set-pieces, constant risk-taking. That’s why the assist numbers are always high. It’s pressure over time. But Rayan Cherki is a different kind of creator entirely. He creates chances that aren’t supposed to exist. It’s the weight of pass when there’s no angle. The disguised slip when defenders think the play is dead. The ability to draw three players in, freeze them, and then release the ball at the exact last second. That’s not volume creativity, that’s imagination-based creativity. Bruno sees passes early. Cherki sees them late….. when no one else can. And that’s the difference. Because when you defend Bruno, you’re preparing for patterns….runs in behind, early crosses, quick through balls When you defend Cherki, there is no pattern. He can stand still for two seconds and still break your entire shape with one touch. Also, Cherki’s creativity is tied to his 1v1 threat. That’s what makes it more dangerous. He doesn’t need movement around him to create he can generate the advantage himself. Beat a man, attract another, then create. Bruno depends more on structure, Cherki is the structure. So even if the stats say Bruno is ahead, the reality is… Bruno creates more chances. Cherki creates harder chances,Bruno relies on repetition, Cherki relies on invention And when you talk about pure creativity, that’s where Cherki sits in a space Bruno simply doesn’t operate in.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🔟✨ Rayan Cherki reaches 10 Premier League assists on his debut season with Man City.

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@TobiAjayi15 You highlighted areas to avoid, but didn’t suggest alternatives. For someone working in Ikeja, what are 5 good places to live that balance safety and reasonable transport costs to work? If you can’t provide that, then it’s just awareness without practical solutions.
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Theprolificthobby@TobiAjayi15·
As a man in your 30s and above, earning below ₦1M monthly, yet living as a tenant in places like this 👇🏾 in Lagos; Ikeja. Ogba. Berger. Egbeda. Festac. Yaba. Maryland. Magodo. Gbagada. Agege. Anywhere on the Island. Ojuẹlẹgba. Surulere. You need to sit down and think. Because at that stage of your life, you’re not just paying rent, you’re funding a lifestyle your income cannot sustain. Every year, huge money leaves your hands and builds nothing for you. No asset. You’re choosing comfort over stability, and it’ll costing you your future. At this stage of your life, your priority should not be “where is beautiful to live,” but “what am I building that will last?” Because the truth is, that rent you keep renewing is silently delaying your progress. You may not understand this post now, but years from now, you'll begin to understand. For any Real Estate consultation, reach out to me 🤝🏾
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And your pinned post has just one like since last year?? 😦
Šingerpour 🕷️🕸️🎤🎶🎹@Singerpour

@AnnSogunro You: Low IQ/bloody liar Followers (most comments): Lower IQ Sexual inexperience has nothing to do with arousal or getting erect, has nothing to do with penetration, even a goat penetrates. So, your husband has ED, and you played along to prove innocence. Or it never happened.

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11 years on this app and i still never reach 3k followers 🥺🥺 Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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@instablog9ja Na wetin dem wan carry come southwest be this? Lmao 🤣
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Instablog9ja@instablog9ja·
Enforcement of Sharia: Kano Hisbah patrols arrest people for ‘indecent dressing’ and cut off hair.
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@CDCFIBNG Good day, It’s been 3 months with no update on the recruitment process. Please let applicants know their status so we can move forward. Thank you.
CDCFIB@CDCFIBNG

FYI;

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Baddy of Lagos 👑@_belikebaddy·
Why can’t we dress like this in Nigeria ??
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@sepril23NG @MrFowosereNG You didn't give it time to grow. You should have tried the vasectomy breed, it's kind of big that a plane in Ijebu moved to Lagos and still couldn't convey the truth and thrust that was okay to land the ship in the Babylon days.
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AYO💡💡@sepril23NG·
I once tried farming This fake farmer @MrFowosereNG Introduced me to investing in water melon framing. We planted hybrid seeds on acres of lands in Wasimi Ogun state according to him. time to harvest. watermelon came out like tangerine All my money gone 😭😭😭
Man of Letters.@Letter_to_Jack

Let’s dedicate today to that business you invested into and failed. Please share your story; you might be saving someone who is about to make a business decision.

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@eezharhh Well-fed bedbugs. Nice 👍
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Woke up to tiny brown things all along my mattress, definitely not just a few. Ever since we got the dog, I’ve noticed little things here and there, but now it’s clear they’re spreading. Tried a vinegar and water mix on the dog, no luck. I’m this close to tossing the mattress; I need advice on what this is and how to get rid of it before it takes over.
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@eezharhh Well-fed bed bug.
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@AUNTYMUSE_ @BSAT_Properties You can't employ baggers, they won't even agree. You guys don't know that no matter how good your pure water is baggers are one of key persons to appreciate. Only if you have kids or siblings that would decide to bag 6 to 7 packs which is 660 or 770 bags of water in a day.
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@BSAT_Properties Paying baggers was your problem. Employ baggers and pay them 40k per month. 2 baggers is enough.
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BSAT Properties@BSAT_Properties·
One of my financial mistakes 2024 i opened a pure water factory for additional income. In fact in my head I had imagined that it’s blood money business I was about to enter because I felt the expenses will be small so I imagined plenty profit. In my mind I said after all I’m not buying the water. Anyway let me first use 5 minutes to laugh at my self first before I start 😂😂😂 I bought every machine it needed to Nafdac standard,I also registered it with Nafdac so my sale was very legit. That gave me my first experience with Nafdac I started with 3 cars,a hilux truck and 2 open boot bikes. We kicked off and my reality set in. First of all printing of roll was more expensive than i thought,already taking half of my money. Then as a producer our price is usually regulated with other factories,we cannot give drivers higher than other factories because we had a union binding us and it was part of our rules. We are producers so we don’t sell directly,we give to drivers at cheaper rate then they sell and make their money. As at that time I was giving each bag of water to my drivers at 120 naira a bag sometimes 150. Now I will still buy fuel for the cars ooo Even when i considered the option of them buying fuel and adjusting their price I still suffered for it. I also pay each bagger 10 naira to bag 1 bag,this is minus other salaries of the people in production handling the major sealing machines ooo I was burning electricity and light bill as if fire was burning my Nyash. I changed filters every two weeks and it’s not cheap I ran diesel to support Nepa because of course I live in Nigerian. I had so many staffs on salaries too and there are so many other expenses i cannot say all here. Abi is it car maintenance,story for another day 🥱 Drivers will owe me and they kept giving excuses that customers are owing them,all lies,infact me,drivers and police station became customers every week. I gave most of this drivers accommodation ooo but the truth is they are full blown thieves. At the end of every sales I make money but it goes like the wind to expenses and I will be left with only money to replace the rolls to produce again. To cut the long story short I was close to running madd then I shut down the business and I regained my sanity. If you have ever ran a pure water business you will understand this post better than anyone else,and if you intend to open a pure water factory first go to Amadioha and take juju make all your workers first swear oath before you start and take jazz not to run madd. Which business showed you shege? © Belle Kingdom
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