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@backwiththeflyt My thought exactly

Blake Fucking Acres. If I based my assessment purely on team selection I'd think Voss wanted to be fired.

If the ARC isn’t overturning that then what are they doing? #AFLCatsCrows

Cats getting the rub of the umpiring green #AFLCatsCrows

@CarltonFC Damn. If Lord is crook, real chance his housemate will be too.

Our extended squad for Sunday is in. See who could feature against the Dees ⤵️ carltonfc.com.au/news/1981417/a…

We hear it’s a big game for Max and George Gawn this Sunday… $11 GA tickets to celebrate: web.carltonfc.com.au/r/HQDdFngkxi 😁

@NicNegrepontis @AflGlicko My (largely Pies-supporting ) team hung this on my office door, back in the day …

@AflGlicko He's certainly not at 0%!

Carlton version of this would go crazy.

i’ll teach you how to do an australian accent. say this out loud exactly as it’s written have you bean to spice lightly

Where to put it? Maybe close to the fire? Sadly, a good hearth these days is hard to find.

@mat5mann @AFL @_sjblack You can argue anything with stats. 63% of people know that.

@AFL @_sjblack Without TDK we lose that game. Stats alone are shit and can be used in various ways to prove or disprove almost anything

-10.1 player rating points. @_sjblack breaks down how Tom De Koning's performance against the Giants almost made Champion Data history. afl.com.au/news/1484120/h…

Hey @JDVance, you said we should "call out" people who celebrated Charlie Kirk's death. Surely you will call out this Vietnam draft dodger who celebrated the death of a Marine veteran who earned a Purple Heart and Bronze Star for his service in Vietnam.

5+ Intercept Marks in a game. McGovern: 52 times in 197 games Wilkie: 12 times in 158 games. Not all marks are made the same big fella.

Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.

He claimed every pop song is the same and then proved it in the most legendary way possible.

Admiral Yamamoto, seen here realizing he’d totally forgot to tell Trump he was going to attack Pearl Harbor.

@aboutasteph @1629senSA @MarkBickley26 @jarrodwalsh And now Lewis Young.

@1629senSA @MarkBickley26 @jarrodwalsh McKay? Sorry but it’s Plowman, yes he’s gone but it’s still Plowman lol

Bicks and Walshy have named the biggest whipping boy from each AFL club. What changes would you make? @MarkBickley26 @jarrodwalsh

Very sad to learn of the death of Len Deighton, who was one of the two greatest spy thriller writers of all time and in some regards was Le Carre’s superior. Anyone who has not read Deighton should try Funeral in Berlin, Bomber or SSGB. Most of all they should seek out Berlin Game, the start of an epic 10 book Cold War series focused on Bernard Samson. Deighton’s writing was sharp, satirical, gripping and often amusing. His office infighting in the intelligence services was delicious and his characters are beautifully drawn. The Samson cycle starts with a meticulously plotted run of five books (Berlin Game, Mexico Set, London Match, Spy Hook and Spy Line) which all stand alone but tell one big story from the jaded but dedicated perspective Bernard a brilliant field operative. Len’s genius idea was to use the sixth, Spy Sinker, to retell the whole cycle from the perspective of everyone else, exposing what Bernard didn’t know and misunderstood. There is then an origin story about Bernard’s dad during the war, Winter, and then a concluding trilogy of Faith, Hope and Charity, which is not as high quality but deals with the fallout from the events of books 1-5. It’s an epic achievement and the greatest long series in spy fiction, accepting that the Smiley series is the greatest short series. Do yourself a favour, give it a try

@CarltonFCBlues Lewis Young cops a lot of hate from Blues fans. But he stood up here. Where was his mates?!

Crowd vision of Lynch/Dean/Young 🎥 - caits__g on TikTok

rt if you think sam mcclure should shut the fuck up