Dan Goldsmith

@SkyNews @the_brc have you ever thought of putting Helen Dickinson on TV and say "the reason prices are high in supermarkets is because the primary goal is yo give the shareholders the best returns possible" ?

Supermarkets warn shoppers could face higher prices if business rates rise trib.al/XupYPtz

@JDVance Hey JD.... I've just watched your interview where you talk about "Chinese Peasants". I know you don't read this, I know you don't run this account. I just wanted to say that there's a guy sat in the UK who thinks JD Vance is a massive tool

@netflix You cancelled Kaos....... but make sure you keep knocking out those "we've just met each other and now we're getting married" shows won't you Fucking idiots!

Anthony Edwards 👀 LeBron James Starting 5 is now playing.

@UKLabour Every time Kier talks about taxing the rich and cutting loopholes for the rich, the audience are clapping. They're telling you what the people want.

This is the truth about your taxes 👇 #ITVDebate

@SteveJuggler How many medicines are we talking? You haven't got to be exact, just a Naproxen-ate. . . . . I'll see myself out.

“Been asked to classify all the medicine at the Chemists. Any ideas for doing it quicker?” “Co-code ‘em all?” “Thanks, do you want to help?” #LunchPun #RateMyPun

@utb_smith @darrengrimes Wait til his mum puts his rent up. He'll be stotting then!

@utb_smith Considering everything is now more expensive, a good question from Ben would be "where does the cheapest Parmo?"....... and then ask something about the airport

@BBCTees @amy_oakden Can you ask her "how happy are the party donors now they have a government that is, exclusively, giving them a return on their donation?"

⌛️ We'll be live with Liz Truss at roughly 08:38am. #BBCPolitics | @amy_oakden

@utb_smith Happy friday

@idefythee @misshanake surely everyone wasn't jumping!

@misshanake Happy birthday Hannah, the Vengabus is coming 💜

it's my birthday and i'll listen to vengabus before 9am IF I WANT TO!!!!!!

@LidlGB I'm really looking forward to visiting our new store, here, at Bernard Castle

@BunsenLearner @TeessideLive #clever

@TeessideLive If you don't like long drives to the dentist...brace yourself.

One patient drove to Newcastle to access an NHS dental appointment gazettelive.co.uk/news/health/ta…

@pyromanc4 @Sony Hello..... someone has bought something on my account and I'm trying to find out what's happened. Can someone help??

@Sony You still have day and date on Game Pass but charging $70 to Playstation 5 owner's?

Batter up ⚾ ⚾ #OpeningDay is here. Fire up MLB The Show 22 to get yourself into the mood for America’s Pastime: go.sony.com/TheShow

@Pandamoanimum Greatest thing I've seen all day!!

The opening credits to Fireman Sam but I’ve replaced the theme tune with 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton.

I laughed too much at this. "The champion of food banks".... @utb_smith thank you for sharing.

@utb_smith That's brilliant news! Maybe we could find out how much a each place costs to run per year then ask him if he wants to financially support all of boro's food banks from his own private wealth.

@Lambo88 @utb_smith Don't forget the free wine he used as a selling point for his office block in stockton...... I'm sure the wine fridges are being stocked as we speak

@utb_smith I’m sure it’s definitely happening…I mean just look at our brand new skyscraper and ski centre. These were pitched as definitely happening I seem to remember

@Evetssteve4 Me.... it was shit

@888poker Hello. Can you please tell me how I get past the "register now" part of your website? I've registered,it keeps asking me to register, and we go round in a circle

Dominated by a larger pair preflop and looking to find that two-outer? Most of the time it's just a dream, but sometimes.. it comes true. As was the case in this hand from last week's Millions SuperStorm. #888poker