Tim Heaney
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Tim Heaney
@TeamHeaney
Please excuse the crudity of this model.
Long Island, NY Katılım Nisan 2009
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The greatest free agent signing in football history?
I’ll start
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I’m begging somebody on the @MLBNetwork this morning to say that Team USA SUCKED LAST NIGHT. Just one person have the integrity to say that. The Venezuela starter had an ERA over 5.00 his last two seasons in the Majors and last night he was Cy “F’n” Young?!!’
Give me a break and stop playing nice. They sucked, they had no heart and they lost to a team that wanted it more than they did.
Putting over Salvy’s “pitch calling” is both a joke and a total embarrassment to every baseball fan who watched the game.
Grow a set and call it for what it was—-THEY SUCKED.
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@DFS_Almanac TWBB, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, and The Master all clear that slop. Inherent Vice is underrated and probably does, too. Haven't seen Phantom Thread, though.
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I'm shocked the guy who used a loophole to push his religious beliefs to the side could be responsible for such a disingenuous turd of an article. Snakes gonna snake.
The Atlantic@TheAtlantic
After @McKayCoppins’s first bet on an NFL game, he was up $20. By the end of the season, he’d lost $10,000 and was checking DraftKings in church. Inside his season as a gambler—and what it taught him about how gambling is suffusing American life: theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…
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@IainMacBets 'Ah, things are looking good through Week 13. Now, watch as I abandon my plan that's working, ignore Nate Silver, listen to Sean Perry, and blow a huge chunk of the bankroll on a homer Super Bowl bet.'
Definitely wanted to play into the narrative.
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He didn't "lose $10k". You gave him a free $10k bankroll and told him he's not personally responsible for any losses.
He's also ultra-religious (Mormon) and knew nothing about sports betting, or gambling in general, before this "assignment".
At best, this was a poor representation of the sports betting experience by the general population. At worst, this was an experiment done in bad faith to try to paint the sports betting world in a bad light.
The Atlantic@TheAtlantic
After @McKayCoppins’s first bet on an NFL game, he was up $20. By the end of the season, he’d lost $10,000 and was checking DraftKings in church. Inside his season as a gambler—and what it taught him about how gambling is suffusing American life: theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…
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@jlarkytweets Yes, you can be objective about anything, even hobbies that aren't necessarily contributing positively.
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@TeamHeaney I honestly wouldn’t even suggest myself that sports betting is *good*
But as a fairly seasoned sports bettor it’s easy to see that this was not in any way a good faith article
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The premise of this article was clearly to show that sports betting is *bad*
Yet, this guy was actually UP money through Week 13…
He then decided to rapidly increase his unit size and (spoiler alert) he bet $4,735 on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl because he’s a fan of the team
The Atlantic@TheAtlantic
After @McKayCoppins’s first bet on an NFL game, he was up $20. By the end of the season, he’d lost $10,000 and was checking DraftKings in church. Inside his season as a gambler—and what it taught him about how gambling is suffusing American life: theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…
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@mckaycoppins Looks like you might've ramped up the losing on purpose near the end, right?
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Last year, The Atlantic gave me $10K to gamble with. What started as a journalistic gimmick turned into something more... unnerving.
My cover story on the online betting boom warping sports, culture, politics, and the psyches of millions of young men: theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…
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Tim Heaney retweetledi
New training session/competition for fantasy pundits:
Scott Phish Bowl
Howard Bender@rotobuzzguy
And the latest to be hacked is…. @GodfatherNFBC People, stop clicking on these DM links!
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There is a team drafting in the Top 5 that I believe will be in the playoffs next season.
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Power move by 🇩🇴 and 🇻🇪 to hug it out before the start of the game 🫶🏽
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@TheKostos Trades reported by scoops are rarely "official." Just agreed upon. Perfectly fine by the Ravens to reject it.
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The Baltimore Ravens acted in their own self interest.
The same thing I would have done…
And if you’re honest: the same thing YOU would have done.
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The Espresso shots are flowing in the Italian dugout ☕️
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“I misspoke… Completely misread the calculations.”
Manager Mark DeRosa confirms he did not know Team USA could still be eliminated during pool play
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Where Italy's starting lineup vs. Team USA was born:
Jakob Marsee: Michigan
Jon Berti: Michigan
Vinnie Pasquantino: Virginia
Dominic Canzone: Ohio
Zach Dezenzo: Ohio
Kyle Teel: New Jersey
Jac Caglianone: Florida
Sam Antonacci: Illinois
Dante Nori: Canada
Michael Lorenzen: California
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