Techsmith314

#ELDENRING #ShadowoftheErdTree

When you introduce a friend to Monster Hunter Wilds in the Open Beta and you turn around to see them in the distance charging at Rey Dau. (They don't know they're about to discover carting)

The Chaos Crew, and I'm scared. w/ @JTophat @FistofTheWalrus @Techsmith314 LIVE NOW 👉 twitch.tv/seosaur

@Lexisaris EXCUSE ME?! I happen to be EXTREMELY calm and collected under stress and fear.

@Techsmith314 you would never be able to finish this! Lol

@CohhCarnage Tiny Rogues. That game had a death-grip on my Steamdeck time until I unlocked every single character.

What's your top Steamdeck recommendation right now? 🤔

@StarTruckerGame @smilkyshake @Haselnuuuss @SleepyKatara @Kaykrisify @saythorlar THAT SPACE JUNK CAME OUTTA NOWHERE I SWEAR

We love seeing players crashing their trucPLAYING Star Trucker without any accidents. Just great driving, flawless hauling and top-notch maintenance all around! 😎 We are sure @smilkyshake, @Haselnuuuss, @SleepyKatara, @Kaykrisify, @saythorlar and @Techsmith314 agree! 🚚

Man they really captured my entire streaming career with one clip

@Techsmith314 You are still a younger whipper snapper even if you were born in 1903

Do I look older than when I started streaming?! I noticed that for many game developers or public figures that even after they've been around for a decade or two my mental eye still sees them at the same age as when I first saw them And I've been on screens for a long time now

@ItsTheTalia To be fair I did a long time ago, but the necromancers PROMISED me my reanimated body wouldn't look a day over 300

@Techsmith314 I’ll be honest. I thought you had already passed away.

@SocialBanditTV That's gotta be the softest stinkiest compliment I've ever recieved

@Techsmith314 I’ve seen worse looking jugs of week old milk, so it could be worse.

@IamjustKG Agelessness is a superpower so I will frickin take it

@Techsmith314 you still look the same as the first time I saw your stream Tech! Now if that is a good thing or bad imma let you ponder about 😆

@EcthaelionPlays YEAH I FEEL THIS

@Techsmith314 You don't yet. But give it another year of beans and me thinks the stress is gonna age you 😂

@KenzoNishidate You say the sweetest things

@Techsmith314 I notice you aging on a weekly basis, but you don't look bad for an 86 year old.

@EdgeOFChaos17 LITERALLY NOT EVEN HALF THIS AGE THOUGH

@casualrespawn I really do like to keep the looks random, makes artists' lives painful though hahahahaha

@TaRDy_ Oh thank god my skincare routine is working

@Techsmith314 No way you can look any older than 115, not a day over.

@CallMeFlake I AM MAJESTY I AM BEAUTY I COULD SUCK THE CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH

@Techsmith314 the vtuber

@Lexisaris @NoMansSky INSTALLING RIGHT NOW

@NoMansSky @Techsmith314 FISHING!!

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