Ted_Mercos

When mzee mwangi retired he called his 7 children and gave them each 50k from his 400k pension lumpsum . After a while he started calling each of them once a month for upkeep and collected 5k from each of them .He has been collecting for 15 years now .The amount has increased to 7k now 🤣🤣🤣. The rat will continue to die at the trap untill it understands why the food is free.

@WorldCrimeIntel @ngwata_

Belgium: Drug trafficker Frank "De Tank" Vermeulen was arrested at Brussels Airport after returning from Kenya, following his conviction for coordinating the importation of 2.2 tons of cocaine via the Antwerp port between 2015 and 2016. Vermeulen had been living in Kenya under an international arrest warrant, having been sentenced to seven years in prison last year for his role alongside criminal figures Ermir "Cinco" N. and "Dikke" Nordin E.H. He surrendered to Kenyan authorities before his extradition and was immediately detained by the Fugitive Active Search Team [FAST] police unit upon arrival to begin serving his sentence.

@Safaricom_Care check DM

@theesk Nice stuff.

The Analysis Series examines Chelsea's accounts - unsustainable, record losses despite extensive financial engineering #ChelseaFC theesk.org/2026/04/13/the…

@xysist @Itsmozay_ 😂

‘ Akaniambia Yes Daddy give me a concussion . Hapo ndio na Mimi nlijituma nikarudi nyuma kama senge nikauma iromo nikaweka nguvu yangu yote ya kuzaliwa. Hivi ndio nlijipata hapa ‘

@iamalexkamau Nanyuki Wundanyi Malindi

Kenyan towns I would live in as an outdoor lover if bills were never an issue 1. Nanyuki 2. Njoro 3. Kericho 4. Nyeri 5. Iten 6. Mua - Machakos 7. Kijabe Which is your dream Kenyan town to live in?

Even in darkness, we glow. In this image of Earth taken by the Artemis II crew, we can see the electric lights of human activity. In the lower right, sunlight illuminates the limb of the planet.

@NeddoTatayo nimekunywa mara kadhaa hiyo mtaa kwanza huko chini california

@TedMercos Baas.Hapa ndo home.

Huku mashinani ni mvua tu.

That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

I have been doing a lot of soul searching , trying to understand what the issue with Kenya is. After a 5 year thought process , I have a conclusion that Kenya’s problem is not the government, but the people.

@MwendaKev Samburu

@Itsmozay_ nimesaka hiyo kichwa yako hapo sioni manywele

@TedMercos Very unethical 😅😅😅

Ruiru, Kiambu County: A night operation yesterday at Rainbow, Karuguru, Kamakis Bypass & Mitikenda areas by a multi agency patrol led to the arrest of 35 suspected muggers & petty offenders who were arraigned today. Crackdown on Wasanii in green status ^Gatongora police station.

@kiarie_KNK safi

Iko kazi KE

@kiarie_KNK weka slip ya leo

Persib Bandung we are keenly watching

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for?

@BellaBaddie__ 🧡

@VdjjamG @ChelseaFC wee mzee tulia

@ChelseaFC A very strong squad? And why is that? We need to play team 3 also why play Delap again? Like play Guii

Your Chelsea side tonight! 🫡 #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

@walpsbh @JacobAShell was searching for this tweet

@JacobAShell youtu.be/0R1tQ9N89VY?si… Noraly just posted a ride through this desert.

This is the real "what even happens here?" Area larger than Texas and it doesn't have a single road...in the most roadbuilding-obsessed country on the planet.