Susannah Bingham (spell it right, fellas)

Greetings from the Gulf of TrumpisaNationalDisgrace! 😁 I don't know who these rascals are -- but the one on the right is wearing my clothes. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpsShutdownDragsOn #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #GulfofMexico

@SundaeDivine Dumfuq waffle

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.

Drop the last flower photo you took 💐

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @theliamnissan By comparison, KoKo was a deep thinker -- a veritable intellectual giant.

Koko the gorilla passed the cognitive test Trump keeps bragging about

@Angie_BoPeepers Sadly not. That sounds really nice. ---- The only May Day tradition I'm aware of, is the May Pole (which looks all benign and semi-Victorian) but in fact, is tied to Beltane. "Hurray Hurray It's the 1st of May; Outside... (You know the rest)" Honestly, I'd rather have flowers.

Did anyone else mark May Day by leaving flowers on old people's front porches? We'd drop the flowers, knock/ring the doorbell, and run/hide. If they caught us, they'd give us candy or a cookie. I last remember doing this in probably 1988, for frame of reference.

@EggrolI **environmentally sound**

@EggrolI No doubt. But as I'm sure you are aware, there are tradeoffs with everything. And bagassosis is pretty unpleasant. Hemp or kenaf fiber pulp are also interesting and environmentally alternatives for molded fiber applications.

This tiny soy sauce fish might be one of the smartest sustainability upgrades I’ve seen in packaging lately. It looks small, but the design thinking behind it is anything but. After five years of development, Heliograf created a soy sauce container made from sugarcane bagasse that breaks down in home compost in just 6 weeks. That means a familiar single use format now has a far better ending. What makes this so strong is that it keeps the fish shaped design people already know and the squeeze function they expect. But it improves the experience with a larger 12mL capacity, solving one of the biggest annoyances of the original plastic version. The smartest part is that this is not just a material swap. Restaurants can fill the soy sauce on site, which can mean fresher product and less transport related waste. That is what good sustainable packaging looks like. It does not only reduce harm, it improves the system and the user experience at the same time. Since 2020, Heliograf has reportedly helped eliminate over 32 tonnes of ocean plastic, or about 32 million plastic soy sauce fish. That is a reminder that real change often starts with the smallest overlooked object. The bigger lesson here is simple. Sustainability is not about sacrifice, it is about smarter design choices that make the product better from start to finish. If even the tiny soy sauce fish can be redesigned this well, imagine how many other everyday plastics are ready for a better answer. Follow Paking Duck for more packaging ideas like this.

My entire adult life, I thought the place between the dick and the asshole was colloquially called the taint. BUT NO. It's the model airplane. #fuckthistimeline

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Much better.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 NOT a big fan of the whole National Police concept. Having said that and having read A Higher Loyalty way back when, all I can say is the guy is a boyscout. No wonder Trump hates his guts.

Imagine being so squeaky clean the worst thing they could indict you for is a seashell picture

@AroundLeeds_ So you're a fan of kid-diddling by the rich and powerful, are you Gloyp?

@LNCVNC1 @GlobObservatory @encoresalad Nice selfie you posted there, LNC

@TeeBillyFS @GlobObservatory @encoresalad

James Carville: “I have not yet referred to Donald John Trump as the Antichrist. I think the Antichrist would he smarter than him. Rod Dreher and Tucker Carlson have taken to calling him the Antichrist. I’m just gonna keep calling him a motherfucker”

I haven’t had any funny thoughts & nobody has said anything funny around me lately, so I’m all out tweets. please accept a picture of my cat.

@SarahjevsEvans Leroy concurs.

Howard Kevin’s current mood

@WhiteHouse Oh Fer Pitysakes! Give us an effin' break.

ICE ➡️ NICE AGENTS. 'National Immigration and Customs Enforcement.' DO IT!

@Angie_BoPeepers Our baby (well -- tweenie) kitten lives for cheese -- the stinkier, the better. Whoa! Makes for some intense sleepy cuddle farts.

Someone's having some stinky farts 😔

@arizona_bonnie @sandibachom @feverbrain ✊ She's awful.

@sandibachom @feverbrain In AZ the ultimate anti-American betrayal BY VOTERS will be if LD7 reelects OathKeeper White Nationalist Election Denier QAnon Conspiracist supporter of Stolen Valor, Senator Wendy Rogers! That 72yo Trump humping flake Chairs the Senate Judiciary and Elections Committee!