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@OyinLadun0 Vibes upon vibes ..cruise upon cruise..🤣

What exactly can we brag about in this country? Stable electricity? Security?jobs? What exactly?

@Quadirmartinez @Flloydcolony @Drweloveu Make una dey stroll for park make some useless area Boyz rough handle u..🤣..na which gal wan follow u drink coffee sef wey no go ask if bread go dey to eat with coffee..we don't do that here 🤣

@Flloydcolony @Drweloveu No 1. Na for only abroad u go fit tell girl make Una take a stroll in the park, grab an ice cream or cup of coffee and have a conversation. No try for Naija, Sun go first wound Una skin and Naija baby no Dey drink coffee wen sharwama Dey.Cinema are for movies not conversations

“You asked me on a date, and I said okay, let’s give it a try. On that date, you asked me to order what I wanted, which I did. Thank God, I just ordered stir-fried pasta and chicken with a juice. After the meal, they brought the bill. The bill was about ₦52,000, and you told me to send my part to you. Like is this even normal? You came to me for a date I never told you I wanted one. Imagine I didn't have money or I didn’t come with money for that date, what would have happened? Please, if a guy asks you out on a date, go with your money, because you can be d!s@ppointed oo. I calmly paid the whole ₦52,000 and left. I even bl0ck£d him instantly because, what the h£ck? I was on my own. You texted me that you like me, you want to see me, and now we are seeing, you’re asking me to pay for what we bought? Thank God I wasn't even gr££dy with my order. Imagine I was gr££dy, I would have been disgr@ced. If a guy tells you to come out, please just buy what you can afford and pay...” - Lady stirs debate online after sharing how she paid ₦52k on a date after the man who invited her asked her to cover her part of the bill.

@Callmematterr @Donatusnwachuk @SexyJigga66 @Drweloveu They've even upgraded to asking you to pay for the dress they're wearing to meet you at the date..very horrible set of people

@Donatusnwachuk @SexyJigga66 @Drweloveu 🤣🤣🤣 Some Naija girls will even ask for t-fare for the date

@FaithNwb @Onomz_D1 Pastor Samson Ajetomobi shared this story cos he was the pastor who tried to settle the case..

@Onomz_D1 True story ?

So, here’s the full gist and I just can’t wrap my head around how such a minor thing is breaking a marriage that’s barely 14 weeks old 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 The husband returned from work and was served dinner by the wife. After eating, he asked the woman to give him soap from the kitchen to wash his hands because it was an oily soup. Mind you, according to the story, the woman was in the kitchen doing something. The wife told him to get up and come take the soap himself and since the wife wouldn’t budge, the man eventually washed his hands like that and went inside the bedroom. Both of them went to bed without resolving the issue. Next morning, Oga told his wife to apologize for disrespecting him like that yesterday and the wife stood her ground and said she did nothing wrong to apologize for. So, they argued and eventually went to work. The husband came back later in the day, and changed the padlocks to the main house gate and returned back to the office. When the wife got back in the evening, she couldn’t access the house and Oga wasn’t taking his calls. The wife went to lodge herself in a hotel and slept there till the next morning. When she came back to the house in the morning, the husband said and I quote “Since you don’t see me fit enough to honor me as your husband, you have no place here anymore.” JUST LIKE THAT Cut long story short, bride price was returned yesterday. I don’t know who to blame amongst the two of them.

@Las_dino @UncleDhee Broo..you can't blame him sir..I've been trying to get pomegranate for my area in Lagos dem dey confuse sef say wetin pome whatever..it's not that common

@UncleDhee My friend wer be poor man say he never hear Pomegranate before for him life.

They really brought the energy! 😂

@Cikings @UncleDhee Love ur sense of humor...🤣🤣You're hilarious..

@UncleDhee Pome wetin? She's definitely very intelligent How dem go ask you that kind question and its Pomegranate that your brain runs to. Me, na flat tummy is just dey look Them girls are disciplined you can tell. Just one cup of water and my stomach is outside before me

@SureNigerian @ElemSunny @jon_d_doe Thats true o..Many no dey reason that deep like that o...

@Temitopeomoba2 @ElemSunny @jon_d_doe So she go leave him abi? Then become wife number 3 somewhere else, shey? Not under my watch.

This post reminded me of something my late mother once told my elder sister years ago. My sister came home one day complaining bitterly that her husband was always coming home very late after work. My mother listened quietly and then asked her one strange question: “If you finally catch him with another woman, what exactly will you do?” The room became quiet. Then my mother continued: “There are only few things that can happen. You may leave the marriage. You may decide to revenge-cheat too. Or you may stay, fight, cry, and continue living with the emotional pain.” Then she said something that shocked me: “In almost all the scenarios, you will still lose and suffer somehow. So why destroy your own peace every day doing detective work if the man is taking care of you and the children?” That conversation stayed in my head for years. Now, before people misunderstand me: infidelity is wrong. Very wrong. But my mother’s point was more about emotional survival. Some people spend years torturing themselves mentally, chasing suspicions morning till night, turning their home into FIB headquarters. Meanwhile the stress itself starts destroying the marriage, the peace, the health, and even the children emotionally. Marriage issues are rarely simple in real life. My point of view, though.

@IyelolaIge Familiarity breed contempt...see finish dey bring disrespect.. e fit be inside joke among themselves in that restaurant wey one person just tell u casually..it's good as you take action

A waitress looked at me yesterday and said "Engineer your future wife go try". Because I eat at their restaurant three times a day. She said it jokingly. I was offended. I have been eating there so long they all know me by name. Know my order. Know my seat. She looked at me and said "This one wey you dey eat outside every day, if you marry you go fit dey eat only your wife's food?" I didn't respond. Paid my bill and left. On my way home I stopped and bought gas and a pot. See finish don too much.

@SureNigerian @ElemSunny @jon_d_doe Brooo! You strong o.. its Kinda strange to people on this app cos there's no iota of forgiveness for anyone caught cheating but you changed the narrative hence the backlash..🤣

@ElemSunny @jon_d_doe Agba last year one of my younger sisters called me crying, that she had moved out of her husband's house. Her reason? She caught him cheating. Asked her if he was doing his bit as husband and father, she said yes. I jejely called d man, apologised in her stead and sent her back.

@Kalyanii_42 @trending_news72 There was a week on this Twitter that men who married cameroonian were praising their wives and advising men to go Cameroon to pick a wife..cameroonian ladies be winning the internet for a long time o 😀

@trending_news72 Bro just unlocked the ultimate cheat code in life. Cameroonian ladies winning the internet today! 🇨🇲🏆😂

Breaking News 😳😳😳❤️🥹🥹 Victor Osimhen reveals that for 5 years now his girlfriend has NEVER ASKED HIM FOR MONEY . Since they met , have a kid , she has never done it and that’s what even makes him give her money all the time . She also surprise him with great gifts all the time . Well , Osimhen’s girlfriend is from Cameroon and women in Cameroon date solely for love and not even 10 million will make a Cameroonian lady cheat on her boyfriend. Moral lesson : Date Cameroonian ladies , they are cute and hot

@Noblestrategyy @Ol0ye Funny thing is she's not the first person to post about searching for a man o..a lot are on @janetfunmi posts with little or no drags but since this gal came on board everyone has been quoting and writing theories on top her matter..😀

@Ol0ye Omo this lady go hear am for una hand today

A few facts women hate to know about men. - Old babes get no love except from their husbands. If you're in the dating market at 43. You should have exactly zero standards if you want a man. - Your degrees mean nothing. Men will date a feminine HND holder over a masculine PhD holder. The only men in the dating pool who care are those who are looking to leech off your success. - Your success doesn't intimate men. The bad character that comes with it pushes them away. Nobody wants to date Sunday Dagboru. - You cannot keep a man if you lack accountability. - Single mums have to work 3 times harder to bag a man. - Eyelashes, acrylic nails and all that extra shit means nothing to men. - Your past matters. What did I leave out?

@oju_rere @Adasu_d_gr8 Oju rere oooo🤣 you just hit the nail on it ..no sugarcoaating..the people wey dey see Christian as kafir or keferi deserving of death are those you're expecting to wish us merry Xmas.. na we dey overdo trying to famz them 🤣

@Adasu_d_gr8 They didn't kuku send you people to wish them, na una dey overdo.

When I was in school, whenever it is Salah, the class WhatsApp group is always filled with Eid Mubarak, Eid Kabir and other good wishes from Christians. When it is Christmas or Easter, the group is greeted with deafening silence. Nobody bothers to wish us Happy Christmas or Easter. They'll bring Salah meat for us, we'll eat. We don't even bother returning to school with Christmas or Easter Chicken, because nobody will eat from us. It baffles me a lot. I wonder if it's a taboo.

@nathan__oji @ABUJAPLUG Chaaai..! Una fit make these ladies go into serious depression on this ur takes o.."okro wey don Warm tire".....daaamn! Y'all ain't taking it easy with these ladies o..be calming down chief

@ABUJAPLUG She dey fine financially stable and tall. Women and delusion. That's basically a man at the prime of his life. The equivalent of a 21yr old baddie. He go con dey eat okro wey dey don warm tire, e don turn agbo. Wimin.

No gold diggers needed ❌❌ Name: Jane Location: Bristol, UK 🇬🇧 Occupation: Project Manager in a top aerospace company Marital Status: Single (Never Married) Gender: Female Age: 43 Complexion: Caramel Religion: Christian HIV Status: Negative Qualification: MSc (and relevant professional certifications) About Me: I’m a gentle, easygoing lady who enjoys deep conversations and an stress-free life. I’m ready to settle down and build a serious relationship that leads to marriage. 😍 I’m looking for a mature, responsible and caring Christian man aged 37 and above. He should be tall, financially stable and genuinely serious about marriage. No gold diggers please. I’m open to long-distance for now, but I will process the papers for my future husband to relocate to the UK after marriage. I will be in Abuja this Summer and would love to meet a serious-minded man during this period.

@Mukil_BB @ABUJAPLUG I just burst to laughing at this comment...🤣🤣 no spoil Market for hanty Jane nah..wicked as how ?🤣

@ABUJAPLUG Make I no lie, this lady go wicked, I just have the feeling

The news is still breaking and it's that you must know the one who's the giver of eternal life before living or leaving this stage of life.. JESUS IS THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD

@chinweohakpo @BigMikeNG_ @d_ocheido Thanks so much @chinweohakpo ...that part where u wrote *if you've sorted Foundation...* hit me so hard bruh cos me that came from herbalist foundation and someone whose parents are firm believers can't have the same life experiences.. Foundation matters alot.bless u sir

@BigMikeNG_ @Temitopeomoba2 @d_ocheido I would have thought so until I learnt better. If you have sorted foundation, living a consecrated life, fasted life and bloodlines with the covenant of the blood of Jesus, then wait it out in God in your secret place as you invite the Holy Spirit for the wisdom into your need.

My son and I travelled from Canada to Nigeria about a week ago As we were praying as a family to leave the house and catch our flight, my husband pulled me close and started praying He said “Lord, as I won’t be going on this trip with my wife and my son, please send your Angel to be with them” We said Amen. As we sat down at the airport lounge in the first layover waiting for our next flight, an elderly white man came and sat beside us. Immediately my son started smiling at Him. This man told me to rest that He was here. He started playing with my son and running around the airport with him and I just sat down resting. When it was time to go I said thank you and we left When I got off that flight to enter the next connecting flight, this man was still on the next one with us He Carried my hand luggage all around the airport. This bad was really heavy He kept my boy super entertained because my son was obsessed with His pointy nose At some point he went and got food and snacks and fruit. He carried my boy all around. And the long layover time passed like it was nothing He was like our bodyguard, carry one help and nanny all in one. Before we boarded the last plane heading to Africa, He told us He was leaving and heading back to Europe. Before he left he looked at me and said “do you know my name?” I said “no sir” He said “my name is William” That’s my son’s name. All the while I never knew. I was so shocked I’m not sure exactly how we stumbled on a man who stood beside me almost my entire trip, helping me so much and making my journey a lot easier All I know is that my husband asked God to send us an Angel and God did. As you start this new week, remember that God answers prayer. In the big and small aspects of life, involve God The supernatural is real and very tangible for those who engage it God is still healing people God is still miraculously providing God is still sending Angels on assignment God is still answering prayers Blessings!

@EnergyGoddessA @Ugoanumudu You've got such a valid and amazing point sir...We should try redeem our image a little bit in a global space like this...

@Ugoanumudu This is beautiful. Biko, next time write "coming from a country/place" no too dey mention our country name for matters like this make outside world no too dey see us finish. Ndo sis

When I found out I was pregnant here in Portugal 🇵🇹, the doctor gave me a document called “Abono.” At first, I didn’t even understand what it was 😅 Later, I realised it was proof of pregnancy needed to apply for a monthly government benefit. To my surprise, expectant mothers here can receive monthly financial support starting from around the 13th week of pregnancy until the baby is born. Coming from Nigeria where pregnancy is usually 100% the responsibility of the woman and her family, this honestly shocked me. It made me feel so seen and supported as a mum 🤎 Mums abroad, did you receive any pregnancy or antenatal support where you live?

@gudnex_dd @CHULLY1010 Likewise my dad too...during the Era of DVD.. .he watched the daylight outta that Disc.. 🤣

@CHULLY1010 Goated Political movie. My Dad watched this multiple times those years

Nigeria of today 😔

@mhiz_tolulope @GloriousGod01 Enioluwanke!! May God continue to preserve you just like ur name entails..You're such a wise woman...

@GloriousGod01 The 1st salary after school before NYSC, I gave it to my dad, he removed 2k from it and returned the rest, I gave the rest to my mom, and she removed 2k from it and gave me back the rest. Then I gave my siblings 1k each that day. Since that day, I have never suffered to get a job

10 life hacks for you: 1. Those agberos that always hail you at your street or junction, give them money once in a while. Even 200 or 500 naira is enough. Those people can be more reliable than the police sometimes. 2. Whenever you are visiting a place for the first time, do not focus on the road alone. Read signboards, mark landmarks and take note of key buildings. That information will save you one day. 3. Do not get used to only one route home. Sometimes take a different road. It keeps you unpredictable and away from people who may have mapped your movement. 4. Buy a car before you think of building a house. A car gives you mobility, timeliness and connections. It puts you ahead in ways a foundation in the ground cannot. 5. If a phone dealer is selling you an iPhone 14 or below as "brand new", walk away. Apple has not been producing those models for years. What they are packaging as new is fairly used. Know your product before you enter that shop. 6. No matter how small your salary is, save at least 20% of it every month. Be disciplined about this. You'll thank yourself later. 7. In arguments, stay calm. Listen to the other person fully and be careful with your words. The one who stays composed almost always wins. 8. Your one and a half month salary should be enough to cover your annual rent. If you earn 200k monthly, do not rent a house above 300k per year. You will regret it. 9. Your first salary should go straight to your father. Withdraw the cash and take it to him. Hand everything over and kneel to receive his blessing. Your father is the authority over your life on this earth. That blessing will carry you further than any strategy. 10. Take at least two glasses of warm water every morning, 30 to 60 minutes before breakfast. It is good for your immune system and gut health. And when you have a fever, drink at least two full bottles of water. Your body needs it. Above all, love God.

@0xinno @yabaleftonline My issue is why are they not putting price tags on this product in the store-? I stil have to goan ask for prices of every items I want to buy so as to fit my budget ..something cunny is going on ..

@yabaleftonline I went to a store to buy Nivea cream, there was no price tag on it, so I took it like that to the counter to pay for it, the lady told me it's #6500, I said are you sure, she said lemme l recheck it. Lo and behold she told me again that it was #4500

"This country is rotten from top to bottom" — Chef Sisi Yemmie says after experiencing three cheating attempts in one day.