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@cpt340 @flightradar24 Adorei o final do post. Lindo 😅

Então, pá? Dois alunos (alunas?) pilotos da Força Aérea da Finlândia descolaram manhã cedo (07h30) nos seus aviões de treino básico Grob G-115 e pouco depois resolveram irritar os senhores das plataformas de tracking (seguimento) tipo @flightradar24 que registam o traçado de cada voo a partir dos sinais dos respetivos transponders. O resultado final é interessante e, para além de talento, revela alguma criatividade. O piloto do avião da esquerda fez um desenho bastante perfeito e sugestivo enquanto o da direita me parece um bocado inseguro em termos de handling. Estes interessantes motivos fálicos apenas são visíveis nas plataformas de radar pelo que não há o risco de alguém olhar para o céu, ver aquilo e pensar que chegou o fim do mundo. Apesar do evidente jeito para as Artes as chefias da Força Aérea não gostararm e os rapazes (raparigas?*) levaram um belo puxão de orelhas. * Alô galera do 🇧🇷: aqui a gente diz mesmo "rapariga" e ninguém se ofende. Valeu?

@TheProjectUnity Portugal. Best country in the world to live. Disclosure...this girl turned onlyfans star 🤣

Still one of the coolest moments ever captured by accident on camera

@urso_de_shorts Ramboia do costume...

O verdadeiro “ investimento “ que interessa.. 😂

@urso_de_shorts Creio que com o turismo a reduzir drasticamente será difícil. Ainda assim o governo tem de incentivar as exportações, dando descontos nos impostos a quem exportar. Mais ainda, quem mais exportar maior será o desconto nos impostos. No entanto existe um "mas"...

💥 Portugal em alerta … Kristin: 4 mil M€ de prejuízos… o PIB pode cair. Inflação 1,9% – alívio, mas a conta do supermercado aperta. Crescimento: 2,3%? O clima pode estragar a festa. Habitação: crise de ~180 mil casas, IVA e isenções em debate no Parlamento. Europa em 2026: competitividade à prova. ❓ Portugal consegue virar o jogo? 2026 não será propriamente fácil…

Once again this is the path... #PredictionMarkets #SP500

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@miguel_milhao Pumba...

Ca esta ele!!😂😂😂

@naoker0discutir E que tal não politizar, mas sim pressionar para resolver um problema grave da nossa sociedade? Comentários deste tipo nada favorecem a protecção de mulheres e crianças principalmente. Enfim...dai-nos Senhor o que vos resta.

Mais uma vítima mortal de violência doméstica a entrar nas estatísticas deste ano, mais uma vítima numa família que estava sinalizada e que acabou morta. A direita vai ignorar porque o homicida era português, não é a proteção de crianças e mulheres que os move

@TheProjectUnity Don't you say that. Will find so many enemies. Glad to hear you are not a zombie 😜

Never took a single covid jab. You?

@wolf_castilho ?

Entretanto na Alemanha: Lição de Igualdade de Género 101. sqn!

@miguel_milhao @MRMortagua E porque a filha do ladrão foi estudar para Inglaterra?

@MRMortagua O padeiro nunca deveria pagar a universidade ao filho do milionario! Isso nao é justiça social camarada ! 😘

Justiça social faz-se quando o milionário e o padeiro pagam impostos diferentes, mas os filhos de ambos vão à mesma universidade, pagam o mesmo e têm o mesmo ensino.

@JamesWynnReal @TheBTCTherapist And tell us. What's the plan after this? Lowest price for Bitcoin?

@TheBTCTherapist Haha

JAMES WYNN IS LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE NONE OF US BELIEVED HIM.

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Este lixo ideológico foi transmitido em horário nobre, ontem na RTP2, pago pelos nossos impostos. É tempo de nos fazermos ouvir. Encham a caixa de mensagens da Provedora do Telespectador. 17 de Novembro. RTP 2. 19h25. É preciso apurar responsabilidades de quem permitiu este atentado ao bem-estar e desenvolvimento saudável das crianças portuguesas.

@miguel_milhao @catarina_mart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@catarina_mart Nao! Tiveste a tua oportunidade e so ficou pior🤣

Eu não desisto e vou à luta. Quero que Portugal seja um bom país para viver. Conto contigo?

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@levelsio Alguma razão para meio português meio inglês? Likes?

Passed my driving exam in Portugal!!! Kinda 20 years late but I can drive now I did the test in the driving school's Fiat Punto 1995 (a machine I may add), but without AC or airbag so it was a bit sweaty on a ☀️ sunny Lisbon day and in full Portuguese The examiner had even less clear Portuguese than I imagined: "Em final fjddoiekaodnrl pois dereita" So I'd confirm everything "dereita?" "Sim" Okay so let's go right There was lots of trap moments, like a giant wide road where all the road markings were faded out and which looked like a two-way street The examiner said "esquerda" (left), but I was already as left as I thought I could go (on the half street line, well there was no line but ok), he kept saying "mais esquerda" then started shouting, so I went more left thinking I'd go into traffic but the whole road was one way with like 4 or 5 lanes, anyway not so good Then at the end he said "Pieter, nao tem errados gravos, aprovada" like I didn't have any fatal mistakes and I was approved!!! 🎉 Then I drove with my Tesla Y from the center of Lisbon in Chiado (which was the real challengeh all the way home to our beach town with @theannalux by my side helping me not crash the car Upgrading from a Fiat Punto 1995 to a Tesla Y all wheel drive 2025 is an experience, just the gas pedal feels so smooth, the cameras help A LOT and I realized I have no need or interest in only using mirrors anymore and handicapping myself like in the driving school car Why I didn't get a driving license at 18? Well I did have a few classes but then I moved town to go study in Utrecht and my mom didn't wanna pay for classes because the first time I had class I forgot about it, I got drunk at the Vierdaagsefeesten (my home town festival) and got home 6am and then at 8am the driving instructor was there, I had 2 hours of class while I was still drunk, so my mom permaflagged me as IRRESPONSIBLE back then And then I never really needed a license living and studying in the Netherlands (I'm Dutch), because we'd bicycle everywhere and if you wanna switch cities like Utrecht to Amsterdam you'd take the 30min train Then after uni I went to Asia for 10+ years and taxis and Ubers (well they're called Grabs) are so good and clean and friendly (I never had any issue in a decade there) that I'd never need a license there either The amount of shit I've had with Dutch taxis though, even back in 2010, violent thug drivers, just the trash of society really, generally in Europe taxis have been bad, and now Uber is also going to shit here So living in Portugal it was time to get my license and @theannalux signed me up for the local village's school 😊 I had to do 28 hours of theory classes too which was funny because you have to sit in a tiny classroom looking at a projector with a quiz, and a Portuguese woman talking in the most unintelligible speech ever "pode estacionar aqui?" like "can you park here" it's an absolutely useless experience but it's legally required to do that 28 times!!! Then 32 hours of practical driving classes which seems fair and makes sense to learn to drive properly Anyway nice to finally be able to drive, I also requested the international license so I can drive around when we travel Asia soon! And yes I really did practice parking in Vice City the night before 😀