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Na sahizo kuna viombo chafu mahali

@omondike_ Alikaa apo like, “you want a bad girl utawezana na me ? baddie baddie baddie bad girl”

If you ever see a thief being beaten, don't let them walk away alive. Coz what's this?

@__Mamosh1 It's a democratic country, people have a right to choose whatever they want as long as they don't infringe on the rights of others.

Lakini mbona uchore tattoo ya Ruto wee mavi nini

@muathendirangu @fredrik_mutisya Nime shangaa tu sana bro

@TerryRa @fredrik_mutisya 27K singapoor dollars 😆😆😆

The day I made my first million...nilienda tao ...nikaenda kutulia hapo archives...man every thing seemed normal...kila mtu ako shughuli zake...karibu nichukue sound system ya pastor fulani hapo nitangazie watu nimesh8ka mita..kwa mat karibu niambie conductor am a millionaire

@muathendirangu @fredrik_mutisya 27 k as in usd ama local currency

@fredrik_mutisya 😆😆😆 Hii tweet imenikumbusha mbali. Mimi nilipata 27K, nikadownload Uber and started doing random trips nilianzia Big Square moi avenue to random clubs in Westy and around Nairobi. Ikafika time nikaambia one of the drivers awe designated driver wangu for the night 😂

@creamlyn_ Yes

You might not agree, but eventually, we will outgrow the institution of marriage

@Destiny_kayonwe That's a man

The first cameraman to record a quarrel perfectly without missing a single moment. Say no to street fight 😭💔

@amerix I was in form four jeez

This is how Twitter looked like in 2015. On this date when #GES2015 was trending, I was in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

@kamauwaruhiu Kenyan is a broker economy.

The problem with Kenya is that 99% of rich people get their money from working with government,there are very few people to inspire the younger generation. Kama huyo jamaa alisema polisi wanaishi kwa kikombe ,turns out he was an MCA .

@WeThePeopleMvt Inaitwa njaa

#WeThePeopleKE are back to the #MoiError! 😡

@susylicious2023 King

This same guy was cheating on his wife while she was pregnant back in 2024. Now that she cheated back, he suddenly can’t tolerate it — because he’s the breadwinner. He had her deported back to Nigeria… and now he’s out celebrating at the club.

@Mghazake He chose that life because choice is the only thing people truly have that’s their own. So he chose

This guy is Patrick Njoroge former governor of CBK, Naskia hana bibi wala watoto he has no bank account all his money goes to charity. I don't know why he chose that kind of life.🤔

@ivymuthe Isha peanwa and not once but multiple times and afterwards itapeanwa tena

Drama in Mombasa CBD as furious husband drags his cheating wife out of a lodging and walks her through the streets wrapped in nothing but a bedsheet

@issues_ Key wors is “looks” not “is” but looks . Anyway, go ahead and jump

my ex looks happier without me man i should just jump off a building 💔

@ShitpostGate And logo

You’re telling me the only difference was one N

@kilundeezy We want to fuck somali women not marry them

No one wants to change his religion because of marriage .

@Thebigsoll You think he wears them to meet his his kid’s teachers, his fans or others like you ?

Expensive watches are practically not worth it, because if the price isn’t public, nobody would even notice.

@AbakpaJob Why not just do the same for her on her birthday? Reciprocity

Girls are shit with birthday gifts you'll hint for a Rolex all year & she'll turn up with a jar that's filled with 22 things she loves about you

@kilundeezy We want to fuck somali women not marry them

@acecrypt01 @LabRat_ke Still young

Miaka 25 na kitu nimejinunulia ni woofer na na kitanda