Andy

Trust the government, back the blue, take the medical procedure, get on the train, life's going to be so much easier when you do.

LET'S SEE: They made "Star Trek" for women, black people and gay people: CANCELLED. They made "Doctor Who" for gay people, black people and black gay people: CANCELLED. They made Star Wars for women, gay women and black women: CANCELLED OR FLOPPED. They turned “Captain America” black: FLOPPED. They made “Snow White” for Latina feminists: FLOPPED. They made “The Little Mermaid” black: FLOPPED. They made “Ironheart” for black girls: FLOPPED and CANCELLED. They made “Wonder Man” for black people: FLOPPED. They're making Helen of Troy black: BACKLASH INCOMING. They made Snape black: MASSIVE COMEDY BACKLASH INCOMING! Will they ever get the message?

TL;DR 10% of boy who want their cock & balls cut off are suicidal, but afterwards 60% are. 21% of girls who want a piece of their colon made into a smelly cock are suicidal, but after the operation 55% are. Gosh who knew?

Wearing these are impossible when circumcised

My foreskin is not for sale

having a wife is insane because you are like claude for her tasks, and you have to keep saying “you are absolutely right!”

mid meeting, physical one, my coworker wrote his resignation on a napkin and handed it to our boss during the meeting

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@blauer_gamer SO MAKE ONE

He can unilaterally decide to wipe out an entire nation, but if a female judge in Vermont tells him he can't deport anyone he's powerless to do anything about it. Clown world shit.

WE CAN LAUNCH 4 HUMAN BEINGS OFF INTO THE EMPTY VOID OF SPACE TO TRAVEL A QUARTER-MILLION MILES TO SHOOT PHOTOS OF THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON... ...BUT WE CANNOT GET 60 PEOPLE IN BUILDING IN DC TO PASS A BILL THAT SAYS YOU SHOULD PROVE YOU'RE A CITIZEN TO VOTE.

Gavin Newsom should only be allowed to go to campaign stops via high-speed rail

Banned for an entire week because I said I don't give a fuck about the opinions of illiterate third worlders. Would someone be banned for saying they don't care about what an American's opinion is on the Middle East? Of course not Blatant double standard, I didn't break ToS

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ICE owners have a very hard time understanding the convenience of this. It’s not hard to explain but is hard for them to understand it.

Holy shit

Fun fact: Most EV experts on 𝕏 never owned an EV

An employee just asked for a second monitor. Standard request. Usually takes 3 clicks to approve. But they submitted the ticket under Software Procurement instead of Hardware Request. If I process it, my internal audit metric takes a hit for cross-category resolution. So I rejected it and told them to submit it correctly. They submitted it under Network Outage. I rejected it again. They emailed me directly, CCing their director, asking why I am blocking their productivity. I replied all with a link to our KB article on How to Select the Correct Dropdown Menu. The director replied to me privately to just give them the monitor. I said I would, pending a properly categorized ticket. Eventually, the ticket arrived in the right queue. I approved it in four seconds. Time to resolution: four seconds. Process is a beautiful thing.