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Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Naval Force Command: —— "The Strait of Hormuz will not return to its previous status, especially for the American and [Israeli] enemy. The Naval Force of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps is also completing operational preparations for the adopted plan announced by officials in Iran to impose the new order in the Persian Gulf."

Anyone noticing a pattern? Every time Trump issues an insane ultimatum, someone (normally @BarakRavid) leaks a story about high-stakes negotiations that (1) allows Trump to climb down; (2) calms the markets); (3) Iran denies it ever happened; (4) Israel kills one more negotiator

This Easter, spare a thought for the retarded

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Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

A (super cute!!) pet photo from Catturd™ gets literally 50x the engagement of a link to incredibly important original reporting from the NYT on Iran. According to your own on-site numbers @nikitabier. Do you consider this to be a desirable outcome?

@AZ_Intel_ Taking this with a grain of salt. Axios of late seems like an outlet for what the administration wants us to think. Just sayin.

The U.S., Iran and a group of regional mediators are discussing the terms for a potential 45-day ceasefire that could lead to a permanent end to the war, according to four U.S., Israeli and regional sources with knowledge of the talks. - Axios

@Gann15Jerry @___cortez___ @realstewpeters @LesIsMoreRN17 @keithedwards @Americaonly9 Thats rite jerry you tell him Trump is the bestest president we had cents Binjamen Franklen even better then president church heel and he wheel smite his enemies just like it says in the book of revelations Catturd done did told me and he aint no lie spelling is hard MAGA

@___cortez___ @realstewpeters @LesIsMoreRN17 @keithedwards @Americaonly9 Speak for yourself. I only go by FACTS!! Not made up lies because you idiots don’t like the Greatest President this country has ever had or will ever have!!

BREAKING: Trump skipped all three scheduled Easter masses he was meant to attend today. Something is wrong with the president and the White House is keeping it from us.

The Iran war has 'eroded faith in the US role as protector of the high seas' and raised 'growing doubts about Washington's ability to manage the consequences of the war', according to Bloomberg report.

Israeli soldiers encounter an unarmed Palestinian with his hands raised in the West Bank camp of Qalandia, proceed to take turns assaulting him before dragging him away off camera.

Iran has rejected a proposal to open the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for a temporary cease-fire, officials tell WSJ; efforts to bring Tehran to the negotiating table have so far yielded no results.

One thing about trump is he will be playful and even mocking of Christianity and Islam. Saying Allah akbar and swearing on easter. But he is always serious about Judaism. He never mocks or does anything disrespectful about that religion. He takes Israeland Judaism seriously.

⚠ Iran has refused to compromise on its demands and rejects a proposed Hormuz opening — WSJ

@ResistK1k3s @MrEfrah @Megatron_ron “What did the US do?” Lost an A-10, 4 MH-6’s, and 2 C-130’s — all to rescue 1 pilot who ejected from yet another downed aircraft. I do think the skull pic is bad info (it does in fact look to be inside the back of a trunk), but Trump is the one losing his mind today.

@MrEfrah @Megatron_ron What did the US do?

Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei: "The US threat to attack our country’s infrastructure constitutes a threat of genocide."

As any parent knows: Constantly changing threats, promises, courses of action etc doesn’t signal strength or confidence.

President Trump's "48 hour deadline" has just been extended to 82 hours for Iran: President Trump has now stated to multiple news outlets that he will "blow everything up" in Iran if they do not make a deal by Tuesday. However, the "48-hour deadline" for a deal, which he set on Saturday, expires on Monday at 10:05 AM ET. Now, Trump has made a post that states "Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!" It appears that President Trump has shifted his deadline for US strikes on Iranian power plants for the 4th time.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian Parliament Speaker says the entire Middle East region is going to burn because President Trump "insist on following Netanyahu's command."

The Shariah from the mayor has got to stop!

On Easter morning, this is what President Trump posted. Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshipping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness. I know all of you and him and he has gone insane, and all of you are complicit. I’m not defending Iran but let’s be honest about all of this. The Strait is closed because the US and Israel started the unprovoked war against Iran based on the same nuclear lies they’ve been telling for decades, that any moment Iran would develop a nuclear weapon. You know who has nuclear weapons? Israel. They are more than capable of defending themselves without the US having to fight their wars, kill innocent people and children, and pay for it. Trump threatening to bomb power plants and bridges hurts the Iranian people, the very people Trump claimed he was freeing. On Easter, of all days, we as Christians should be reminded that the son of God died and rose from the grave so that we can be forgiven once and for all of our sins. Jesus commanded us to love one another and forgive one another. Even our enemies. Our President is not a Christian and his words and actions should not be supported by Christians. Christians in the administration should be pursuing peace. Urging the President to make peace. Not escalating war that is hurting people. This NOT what we promised the American people when they overwhelmingly voted in 2024, I know, I was there more than most. This is not making America great again, this is evil.