Texas Resistance

I have a feeling that the vast majority of people on Twitter are not aware of how to take advantage of Twitter's search capabilities. I've had people assume I spent a long time finding something when it took seconds I'll explain how to use some of options with Twitters search.

@noa_altschul @nickkroll @hulu @MelBrooks @iamwandasykes @ikebarinholtz I asked this about Spaceballs 2 for years.

@nickkroll @hulu @MelBrooks @iamwandasykes @ikebarinholtz My friend used to go to his local video rental place and ask if they had History of the World part 2

A sequel 40 years in the making: Mel Brooks’ History of the World Part II 🌍 Coming soon to @hulu!!! #historyoftheworldpart2

Of course their offer is thousands less than what's available the same make/model/year. It just had plenty of work done to it weeks earlier too. They say that you are in good hands with allstate. Those hands just might be around your neck.

Been nearly a month now since being hit by an @allstate driver who is 100% at fault. Still getting fucked over. They would not pay for a rental car in all of that time. Now they say they want to total it since they are too lazy to look at the car in person.

@DrewSpringer Churches now engage in politics and should be taxed. Imagine if billions of dollars went to good causes instead of the pockets of people like Joel "lock the doors" Osteen.

Texas has plenty of tax money already. In fact we’ll be giving tens of billions back to pax payers. One of our jobs is to insure tax dollars are spent correctly. Using SNAP to buy sodas & energy drinks is bad use of funds. Churches aren’t the problem & they will not be taxed.

@TracesofTexas Men sure were tiny back then.

Traces of Texas reader Dan Steltch saw a tweet about watermelons earlier and kindly shared this 1907 postcard depicting men carving baby watermelons in Texas. I'm not sure why they didn't go for the full-grown ones. Maybe they wouldn't fit on the card. Thanks, Dan. Wunderbar!

@DrewSpringer @TerryCanales40 @calleymeans Lets help taxpayers by taxing churches. We could solve so many problems in the USA if we just taxed churches.

Sodas & Energy drinks should NOT be SNAP illegible in Texas. Sessions ago I signed on to a bi-partisan bill by @TerryCanales40 to ban but it was killed. It’s time to try again. Read @calleymeans whole thread. #txlege

We passed upon the stair We spoke of was and when Although I wasn't there He said I was his friend Which came as a surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone A long long time ago

Anyone up for some Heinz Beanz Pizza?

@StrapCaddie There is a difference between a deserved break and fleeing the state/country and then blaming his children. BTW orange face took 293 trips just for golf wasting hundreds of millions of dollars, you mashed potatoes for brains twit.

They want access to any firm, employer, and insurance company. They want access to school records, too. They are out of their fucking minds. This gross overreach should be illegal.

@Allstate is wanting access to every doctor and medical record I have ever had. Not just involving the wreck. Any medical, physician, dentist, psychological, psychiatric, osteopathic, etc.. Any history, treatment records, diagnosis, prognosis, billing records, conclusions, etc.

🤯 From $2,500. My $10 one is looking pretty good right about now.

This is awesome. I have a Texas cast iron pan but its tiny compared to these.

@New2018World I soon found out that it is my BIL's most hated song. The original version organically came on multiple times after that thanks to Amazon Music to the point that we were wondering if my nephew was somehow magically controlling a brand new Amazon Echo. lol

My nephew is torturing us by playing "wonderful Christmas time" but it's literally just repeating "simply having a wonderful Christmas time" over and over. He took the batteries from the remote.

Hey @GregAbbott_TX, maybe instead of busing migrants into freezing temperatures and using human beings as political props, you should have bused your residents to places with functioning electrical grids.

@juergvollmer I wish it were that little here. This goes on for weeks every July 4th and New Years. I also happen to live less than half a mile from a fireworks store that I think shoots them off as advertising. Why people shoot them off on Christmas eve night I don't know.

Passed out after hours of fireworks panic.

He found a bunch of songs that are extended to one hour long.

@thehill Trump would have stolen from the kids like he stole from a children's cancer charity.

Watch: Bidens visit DC Children’s National Hospital trib.al/GH9RODI