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@admired_art Beep beep

Smaller accounts, share a wildlife photo.

@KrisMiller650 @HEB the bagger probably put it in a bag upside down and put a tray of chicken on top! 😐 Why is it so hard to bag groceries? Put them in the bag in the same fashion they are displayed on the shelf!

@TaylorRMarshall did you say scandal? oh my!!

On Catholics praying with Non-Catholics: Code of Canon Law 1917: Canon 1258 § 1. It is not lawful for the faithful in any manner to assist actively at or to take part in the sacred rites of non-Catholics. § 2. Passive or merely material presence can be tolerated for the sake of honor or civil office, for a grave reason approved by the bishop in case of doubt, at the funerals, weddings, and similar solemnities of non-Catholics, provided there is no danger of perversion [of the faith] or scandal.

@Fishmaster233 Virtually every major city in America 😑

I ain’t ever getting home I can’t wait to get out of SA

@DealinTheCards And he’s riding piggy back on Yadi’s back

The Cardinals are sending JJ Wetherholt down to Triple-A.

@BenVerlander He called it a Ball !! 😆

This is scary CB Bucknor goes down after being hit with a 100mph foul ball and is removed from the game Hope he’s ok 🙏🏻

@Scobleizer @wholemars Are there CliffsNotes on this?

I was on @wholemars space this afternoon while my Model 3 drove me for a couple of hours to drop off my taxes. And found myself quite emotional listening to others' stories about theirs. I'll never sell it. It is the best thing I've ever spent money on beyond marriage and bringing children into the world. During the show it passed 159,000 miles. It is the 7,409th one Tesla made. Stood in line overnight 10 years ago to put down $1,000 before it was even announced. (I have a video over on Facebook of the first 100 people in line that I treasure today. Behind us were more than 1,000 in the Danville store). I really feel sorry for anyone who buys something else. I've driven many others since and they simply aren't even close to as good. Even the Chinese ones. They don't automatically drive nearly as well. My eight year old car is still way better than any other that's out today. Except a new Tesla. I studied automotive innovation most of my career because of my perch in Silicon Valley. When I was a kid the auto industry had its R&D centers somewhere else. Detroit. Stuttgart. Tokyo. Today they all have their R&D centers here in Silicon Valley because this is where the talent is that can build the future. Had the first ride in the Fiat 500. First ride in the BMW i3. First ride in the first Mercedes AI car. First ride in the first Tesla. Because two of my high school friends were killed in wrecks. My last book written with @IrenaCronin has a whole chapter about Robotaxis (written seven years ago). Uber was invented right in front of me in a Paris snowstorm. Did one of the first interviews with Lyft's founder. A week ago had a ride in the NVIDIA Mercedes at GTC. I have the first video of a Waymo EVER driving around a Silicon Valley freeway (it's up on YouTube). I had a front row seat on how Tesla outclassed the whole industry and brought software driven automobiles to the market. No one had done so before. Today my eight year old car is WAY better than when I bought it (I picked it up April 4, 2018). If I'm alive in 10 years we'll see maybe 100 million Optimus robots walking around everywhere and many vehicles that Franz @woodhaus2 and team haven't even dreamed up yet. All driving autonomously. And finally the death rate will start going down because of plans made more than a decade ago. There is a reason why I'm an Elon fan and it goes way beyond him giving me a ride in the first one before he gave his best friend a ride. It builds products the others can't match. Even a decade later. Even after Elon showed them. Even after they tore apart his cars to analyze how they were built. Even after I drove mine to Detroit to give people in traditional auto industry their first look back in 2018. And next comes Optimus, a new Roadster, a new semi, a new car without a steering wheel, a new transportation system, new tunnels to go faster across cities like Las Vegas, and more that I can't even dream up yet and I've been a futurist for a long time. It is so awesome finally seeing many "normal" people get what I've been saying for years and seeing the numbers of Tesla's on Silicon Valley's streets go up and up. So many over the years have given me shit about owning a Tesla. Or supporting Elon. Or being one of the first to take my hands off of the steering wheel and sharing that here on X. They all were wrong. Tesla is the world leader in all of transportation, even if you include all the Chinese new brands, which are making cars with more screens and better seats. Soon everyone will understand that transportation isn't about having a leather dashboard or seats, but about having better AI. And Tesla's is the best. And I'm talking about the AI running in my eight year old car. The AI that runs in today's Teslas is even better than that. And, yes, I know that lots of engineers claim theirs is better. But they won't give me one of theirs to drive around for a few weeks. There is a reason for that. Theirs isn't as safe. Isn't as smooth. Isn't as capable. And by the end of the year everyone will recognize that.

@allthedogspleaz Nice work! The closer to the camera the bigger it is😆

Biggest fish I’ve caught in here all year! Couldn’t get to my scale to weigh it b/c Charlie was going so nuts, but it was so heavy it broke my line when I pulled it up. Had to dive down & grab it on the bank. Pics don't do the mouth justice. Wasn't letting this one get away!

@cardscookie The boys of summer will save you!

I'm doomed 🤣

Happy for Andre on a well pitched and much deserved W tonight! WTG 😊⚾️🤙 #StLCards

@MustangMan_TX Just outside Austin We call Austin California on the Colorado 😑

I saw this post on Facebook under a Texas group! What is your response? Mine: yeah well you also call a man a woman so there’s that. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Last nights loss is unfortunately exactly the kind of loss we will see a lot of from this team this year! Overmatched and out pitched! But they won’t quit playing on us! They will keep fighting and learn a lot! Go Cardinals!! #StlCards

@elonmusk How much is the subscription?

True

@ToddRoberts1993 Big Macs not included 😝

make the whole stadium all you can eat and people will come. have a tier system, such as 60 dollar ticket in the 100s and so forth. shoutout to big mac land for showing up 20 minutes before first pitch. best wishes and go birds, punisher

@MeatEaterTV Salt, Thai chili paste, garlic powder

You’re allowed three spices or seasonings to cook with for the rest of your days, what are they?

@dust_hustle This is my 31st year living in Texas so I’m almost a true Texan!!

I have a lot of Texas friends, but not nearly enough!!! I want to know all the great Texans on X!!! Let me know who you are so I can follow you👇

Today everything is alright alright alright in StL Double DoubleUse #STLCards #STLBlues

@echann7 @KMOXSports It's going to be tough to top that one when you start the year with an inning, come back and stellar call like that -but I hope he gets lots more chances this year!!

John Rooney's call of Alec Burleson's go ahead two run home run, as heard on @KMOXSports The home run capped off an eight run inning and gave the Cardinals a 9-7 lead. What a day at Busch Stadium. What a day of Cardinals baseball. #STLCards #OpeningDay

@JABsMusic Didn’t the players vote to approve all this crap!

Interleague play on #OpeningDay should be ILLEGAL! 😤

So Glad to see the Cardinals sticker is now on the correct hashtag!! This is BIG!! GO CARDINALS!! #StLCards