Tom Forbes

@LegacySiu Mason Greenwood

Guess this goalscorer Level: Hardest

#NFLonNetflix @netflix Watching from Wales

#NFLonNetflix Watching from South Wales

@Geniustechw Pie-kwon-do

Wrong answers only: What is the name of this fighting style?

@Halfords_uk just picked up a Titan X, got home and noticed that it’s missing a cap on the crank arm. Can you help me please

@AlternativeMUFC He was bought for his ability to pass, so far I’ve seen nothing, and his long passes are just smashed up the field clearances. Absolute fucking dire.

Horrible defending yet again for that second goal but my fucking god this keeper doesn't help matters. Palms it straight back in to the 6 yard box with the save and not only does he not bother jumping for the rebound, he actually ducks. He fucking ducks. I'm tired.

@Vinod_r108 @fasc1nate Were they playing 5aside? As that didn’t look like a full team

@fasc1nate 19 year old Lionel Messi dribbling past the whole team

What is the most iconic sports photograph ever taken?

@ManUnited090307 @AlternativeMUFC I had to google it, but now I’ve paid $40 for a pair of Eskimo socks.

@AlternativeMUFC I’ve always been confused about Eskimo socks, I’ve always wondered what it meant?

There's a joke to be made here about ice and Eskimo socks but I can't quite figure out how to configure it to make a nice little quip but please note that the intention was there.

@Ferretgrove Open the end with the date stamped on it, and you won’t get the instructions.

There is an unwritten law that whenever you open a packet of tablets, you will open it at the end with the folded over leaflet.

Toby Collyers cock has nearly knocked Bayinder out. @AlternativeMUFC

@NiallMcCarthy83 8pm kick off

Once you see it you can’t unsee it

@ManUtd 💔💔🫡

Manchester United is saddened to bring you the following statement from the family of Denis Law.

@AlternativeMUFC Hamdbraked it back out now, must have needed a shit

Zirkzee with the classic 'grab the coat and run down the tunnel so it looks like I've been subbed on 32 minutes because I've got an injury but it's really because I'm about as much use as a handbrake on a canoe' routine.

@DarthYalll @RandomTheGuy_ @githii Brains over Bronze?? Not in your case it would seem. Brains over Brawn I assume you mean. 🤣👍🏻👍🏻

@RandomTheGuy_ @githii Brains over bronze respect

Interesting that these two posts appeared together