Dale Thorson

@thewriterme Sure am glad I have more than 1 stomach lining cell. Only 4-hours till happy hour!

In case you did not know- this is one drop of tequila on a cell from human stomach lining. Something to ponder.

@its_The_Dr Anyone who is NOT Dwayne Johnson, Jason Mamoa or Bautista.

Who comes to mind?

@akafaceUS Wood & water don’t play well together. Butcher block requires habitual maintenance to keep it looking beautiful. Butcher block will nick & gouge because people won’t use a frickin cutting board. You will get burn rings because morons wont use hot-pads. If you want it, get it.

Who would trade granite for butcher block? It’s paying to downgrade to a less durable countertop material.

@Michaeldudufudu Well… They get $$$. They bait all the boomers into interacting with their bullshit comments and then they get paid.

What do millennials get exactly out of simping for rich boomers

This is jacked up. DOJ charges the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) with wire fraud, false statements, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The SPLC secretly funneled $3M+ in donor funds to violent racist extremist groups: -Ku Klux Klan -American Nazi Party -Aryan Nation -United Klans of America -Unite the Right -National Alliance -National Socialist Movement -Sadistic Souls Motorcycle Club -American Front To hide the payments, SPLC allegedly opened bank accounts under fictitious entities to conceal the source and control of donor funds. Per the indictment: an SPLC field source was a member of the online leadership chat group that planned the 2017 "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville — made racist postings under SPLC supervision and helped coordinate transportation to the event. FBI Director Kash Patel: "They lied to their donors, vowing to dismantle violent extremist groups, and actually turned around and paid the leaders of these very extremist groups — even utilizing the funds to have these groups facilitate the commission of state and federal crimes." Acting AG Todd Blanche: "The SPLC is manufacturing racism to justify its existence. Using donor money to allegedly profit off Klansmen cannot go unchecked." Scheme allegedly ran 2014–2023. FBI calls it an ongoing investigation. Insane!!! x.com/KanekoaTheGrea…

@RealAF_Patriot I have been hearing this shit for 2 years now… “oh get ready! 4 dimensional chess! Trump is gonna arrest em all… OMG here it comes…” *yawn* It’ll be 2030 and you people will still be sayin “OMG Trump had to be outta office to play his final move! Here it comes everybody!”

DAN BONGINO CONFIRMS MOAB‼️ Dan Bongino let us know that we are going to find out real quick why [they] need Kash Patel out, like now. That can only mean one thing. MAJOR ARRESTS ARE COMING!! I believe Dan Bongino’s time at the FBI was always meant to end when it did. [Their] playbook was known. Trump knew who was going to turn and at what point in the operation. When large voices like Tucker Carlson would inevitably flip on Trump, Bongino’s massive audience was going to need him back on the air more than ever. The doomers, the black pillers, and the fake news are all conspiring together to try to stop Trump from exposing it all. However, they never had a chance. Trump caught them all, and he has it all. The flood is quickly approaching and it cannot be stopped. The flood = DECLAS Trump is about to expose it all. ALL OF IT … EVERY LAST BIT OF IT.

@LaNativePatriot Rule #1 If it aint broke… don’t fix it!

I see you pinching your trigger hand. I don’t think it’s a massive benefit to have to remove your finger from the trigger every pump.

@lady_valor_07 quadruple bypass

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@OfAthenry At least there aren’t any stacked rocks.

Kick these stupid things down every time you see them. They disrupt the ecosystem.

@DefiantLs ASH WILLIAMS… without hesitation.

Pick your Batman

@LaurenWitzkeDE I dunno what you’re talking about. This is a picture of success and victory for women the world over. This is the equal rights/representation utopia that feminists have been striving for. In fact… they may be doing an even better job than the men. You go gurls! Girl power!

When solid 7 White girls are taking out your trash, you know things aren’t going too hot in the Golden Age Economy.

@MrAbbeetim Batman

Based on who’s pictured who wins & why??

@maximumpain333 The REAL reason why Amish have never needed a gas station. Morons.

Prohibition wasn’t about stopping people from drinking alcohol, it was about stopping farmers from creating their own fuel for their machines. Making hemp illegal wasn't to keep people safe, it was to maintain the petroleum Monopoly. ✨🙌🏾💫 © Taylor Price

@WallStreetApes OMG please tell me you’re just interaction farming and not this stupid.

This is the construction quality of new luxury homes in St. George, Utah It appears to be almost completely constructed out of plywood. But it’s not, it’s actually cheaper than plywood New luxury homes in St. George go anywhere from $2 million all the way up to $12 million dollars The home structure wrapped in OSB sheathing OSB is an engineered wood product made from compressed wood strands/flakes glued together. It’s cheaper and faster to install than traditional plywood Imagine paying $2-$12 million for plywood

@WallStreetApes Such staged bullshit! Movie tickets haven’t been $5 since 1988 and popcorn was NEVER $3

Younger generation Americans believe older generation American are completely out of touch with how much things cost, and the struggle they go though So a girl asks her dad how much he thinks it costs to go to the movies The older man says going to the movies is $5 for 2 tickets and popcorn is $3 For 2 standard tickets at AMC the price is $24 per ticket in some places in California, and a large popcorn is $12 That’s $60 to go see one movie

American works full time, she doesn’t own a home, “I don't own anything crazy” She just did her taxes and “I literally sh*t my f*cking pants” Despite working full time, not making any big purchases, she has no money but owes $17,000 in taxes She says if she were to pay her taxes, she would actually be negative money after working all year just from paying bills and taxes “I just wanna know how the f*ck does one owe so much money in taxes when they got no money?” As of 2026, data shows the average American does not have any substantial amount of money left at the end of the year after bills, taxes, and typical spending In fact the number is so low, that after taxes the average American typically only is able to save 4% of their money after bills Insane

My boomer mom told me I spend too much on food. " Just cook at home like we did." Mom: Your groceries in 1987 cost $180/mo. Mine cost $420/mo. Same items. Same store brand. Your kitchen was in a house you owned at 29. Mine is in apartment I share with a roommate at 34. I'm not eating out too much. I'm eating in a different economy. I passed the salad. Said nothing.

@saras76 The simple mechanics of this claim doesn’t work. Was Ruby sitting on the floor? Was Katy wearing drywall stilts? Ruby just never saw it coming so she never protested? Katy simply overpowered her? Among the other smells mentioned, there is also the aroma of bullshit.

Katy Perry’s rancid, pus oozing vagina reeked with such a disgustingly foul, rancid, expired sushi stench that Ruby Rose projectile vomited all over her after she shoved her putrid, rotting twat in her face, and Ruby is now suing her for sexual assault😭

@UziCryptoo For all my bitching about how hard it is being a dad, and how expensive and stressful having children is… When I reflect on all of the laughs, hugs, adventures, conversations etc. My life would be utterly cold and empty without them. They are my greatest joy in life.

Friend of mine is 35 years old, married and doesn’t want kids. His household income is roughly $300k/yearly and his house is nearly paid off. They invest a good portion of their income for retirement, take multiple yearly vacations and live a nice life. I think people like this are going to regret not having kids in their future. One day when he’s old all he will have to look back on is the random stuff he bought and wasted money on. Instead of putting that money towards having kids and building a family he’s choosing consumerism. This just seems so wasteful and boring to me.

@AMAZlNGNATURE Orcas are all like…. “Pffft… only trailer trash sharks eat these things. They’re loaded with artificial sweeteners and preservatives”

One of the biggest mysteries to me is how Orcas, the ocean’s most efficient predators, have never attacked humans in the wild… almost like they know something we don’t.