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we just still
129 West 81st street Katılım Ekim 2010
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@nomanautomata the answer is an old Jewish curmudgeon: Larry David
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It's fascinating that these two things are simultaneously true:
1) Seinfeld is one of the greatest comedies of all time
2) Jerry Seinfeld isn't even remotely funny
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Zoe Saldana seems to be in some kind of Church of Scientology type situation but with T-Mobile
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R Kelly got some songs but I’ve never seen him as this uncancelable musical goat people see him as
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those mfs in Alpharetta/sandy springs/roswell etc really finessed because how tf is 10-15 minutes north of 285 still officially Atlanta?
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What is it about Paul George that just causes teams to wanna make the worst fuckin trade of all time
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@hgsevi same exact melody tho
open.spotify.com/track/4w3ZDXkM…
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i’m sorry it actually kinda slaps -
Grip Skylark 💕✨@talleyberrybaby
That T.I song is just baby shark for 45+ black women
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I often see people wonder why the US has historically been bad at soccer and the answer is pretty simple: if Haaland had grown up in America he would be an NFL tight end or wide receiver right now
The New Yorker@NewYorker
Erling Haaland, Norway’s large, maniacal striker, has several exceedingly Norwegian traits. He sometimes exercises by chopping wood in the forest. He consumes 6,000 calories a day. After training sessions, he drinks raw milk. He owns a tax-sheltered investment company in Luxembourg named Pillage. He bought an edition of the “Heimskringla,” a 13th-century Old Norse saga, for $130,000—then donated it to his local library because, he explained, “I’ve never been much of a reader.” He has flowing blond hair, often compared to a Viking’s. He brings the intensity of a raiding party to the sport. Haaland scores goals at a higher rate than almost any soccer player ever. He has said, “I think of football all the time.” His wake-up alarm plays the theme song for the Champions League. He once posted a photo of himself on a plane, staring ahead intensely, with the caption “Just raw dogged a 7 hour flight no phone no sleep no water no food only map.” The Guardian once called him a “ravenous Nordic goal-yeti.” Haaland’s style of play elicits not wonder but terror. He is enormous: six feet five, 200 pounds, about the size and speed of the N.F.L. wide receiver Randy Moss. “Watching him, I sometimes find myself giggling as I might over a big, obscene crash at a demolition derby,” Zach Helfand writes. Read more: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/_CTMeg
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But you want credit for the achievements of Greeks from 3000 years ago.
THEVOICE@THEVOICEzrdp
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Unfortunately this is just how my brain works now
All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽@AllFutbolMX
Hang it in the Louvre. Picture of the year.
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95 degrees in the A but still
open.spotify.com/track/6X5OFBbr…
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@gablcarroll nah he violated no need to call out the dead homies 😂
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just had a cookie for the first time in a few weeks and yeah sugar is def the best substance on the planet
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You claim to love your people. You would die for them, go to jail for them. I should be able to ask you to turn R.Kelly off w/o it causing so much friction 😭
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honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:
1. i'm terrible at waking up.
2. i am somehow worse at going to sleep.
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