Contrived Bullshit

As I’m fairly fond of all of you, allow me to provide an Outstanding Christmas playlist for your Spotify listening pleasure. Pour a smart cocktail, hit Shuffle and class up the joint with songs curated by yours truly. open.spotify.com/playlist/5fQ5F…

@Glinner Didn’t know there was a book out. Picked it up tonight. 🥃

Been there, mate. It's one reason I can't release the paperback of Tough Crowd yet. Paperbacks need foot traffic and there's still no guarantee activist staff won't just hide it in the stockroom.

The absolute state of the Democrat party. Yes this is real.

@HarmeetKDhillon We don’t consider it hot down here, yet. Good work, however!

7.5 mile walk in the Florida heat. Protein and electrolyte water en route plus cottage cheese and Cuties with sea salt and freshly ground pepper… It’s hard to keep up with my fitness routine because I travel so much, but I’m on a 7 month streak! And it feels good!

@MarinerMuse @MojoMariner Blame Grok. It knows Naylor isn’t hitting yet, it seems. 🤣

@ThatGuyisRight @MojoMariner This is terrible lol

Change. The. Lineup. My goodness it cant be that THAT hard of a concept

@thejagepage I’m trying this. Pizza did not work last night

We’re gonna try cooking another food to kick the Mariners out of their funk. We’ve tried Cheese Crusted Quesadillas, and we’ve tried stuffed crust pizza - so CLEARLY the vibe issue is related to cheese. So for tonight - we do BBQ Pork Belly Burnt Ends.

@MarinerMuse @MojoMariner I asked Grok to make the most efficient batting order based upon current production, and this is what it gave me. Not going to lie, this is probably correct.

@MojoMariner Is the batting order directly causing any of the team’s issues? Do you think the lineup as constructed makes incorrect assumptions about the overall quality or skillsets of the players? I.E., is Josh Naylor worse than Luke Raley now?

@Howlingmutant0 Don’t worry about it; give them the finger and go about your day.

I defy anyone to show me how I’ve harassed or targeted anyone or tried to harm someone’s life. If you guys want to dox anyone who disagrees with just do it don’t invent these fake justifications because you can’t handle what that says about your character

@BrockHuard @Mariners

Yucky 8-13 thru twenty one games was not the expectation nor the standard C’mon @Mariners

@Oilfield_Rando Betas gotta beta

This is the first time I’ve ever heard David French’s voice and so many things make so much more sense now.

Imagine watching the Deep State torpedo Eric Swalwell in less than 7 days, and still thinking there's a magical career-ending bombshell they've had on Trump but not released over the past 11 years.

@TheStingisBack Thought you had a stroke for a moment, there.

I don’t post enough foreign cinema. Jiří Macháček, Bolek Polívka, and Vica Kerekes in Muži v naději (Men in Hope), a charming, messy and… you've stopped reading, haven't you?

So… can the Mariners win today?

@TheStingisBack This was the hardest I had ever seen my young son laugh, when he saw this for the first time.

Daffy Duck debuted on this day in 1937. A few years back, I filmed my kids watching Looney Tunes for the first time, to see if these 70 year old classics still land. They absolutely did. Their reaction to the final twist in Duck Amuck (1953) is gold. 😂🤣

@NYCMayor You’re fucking creepy, dude.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Arguably the most upset a regular season Ners loss has made me in quite some time. Givin up 5 in the 9th stings.

@AngieMentink @thejagepage It might have said this last night.

Currently asking AI how to handle going viral for using AI. 😅 In all seriousness, I'm late to the AI party. Earlier this season I experimented with AI to see if it had any questions to add to my list for my postgame coverage. We've come a long way from pen and paper when I started in 1997 Always learning.

@MarinerMuse To be fair, the way the season has gone, I probably would have run out of questions to ask after another dumb loss, as well.

Not a fan of any part of this

@realBrandonGill @ColumbiaBugle x.com/thatguyisright…

Today, the House is voting on a bill that will provide backdoor amnesty to nearly 350,000 Haitians. 91% of them came into the country illegally. 69% came under Joe Biden It is disgraceful that any Republican would support this.

Eric Swalwell raised $7.3 Million for his gubernatorial campaign from about 1,700 contributors. His most prominent backers include: Robert Deniro, Sean Penn, Jon Hamm, Jon Cryer, Kathy Griffin. They are usually so vocal. They are awfully quiet now.

@SteveDeaceShow There’s nothing wider than the gap between Republicans in Congress and their voters.

No, we don’t. We want an immigration moratorium. And we’re a nation of citizens. I’ve never been an immigrant, and I’m 52. My mom, my grandmother, and her grandmother were never immigrants either.