Wizard of Thay

Very cool, entertaining and with high production values: if I were @Nigel_Farage, I’d consider dipping into that £5 million to try to get out a video that can compare to it.

Today I was debating a MAGA, and I was certain I was going to win. I had facts on my side. I had receipts. I had video evidence. And then, they reached deep and found the most remarkable comeback I've ever heard. "TDS!" they said. "You have Trump Derangement Syndrome." Apparently, TDS is this disease where you disagree just because Donald Trump bombs boats on the high seas, commits war crimes, starts random wars, bombs schools with little girls, protects rapists and pedophiles, was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein, was convicted of 34 felonies, was found liable for sexual assault, posted racist pictures of the Obamas as apes, tore down half the White House, startd a trade war with the entire world (including an island of penguins), supported genocide, started a war that drove up inflation, cut health care for poor Americans, took the food from hngry children both in America and around the world, sold pardons to cartel leaders and people who laundered money for them and human traffickers, tried to ammend the Constitution with an Executive Order, called soldiers who died in war "suckers and losers," quoted Hitler on multiple occasions, made a man who cuddles with severed racoon road kill peises in charge of our health, said he loves inflation, threatend to invade Greenland mulitple times, pissed off Canada (how do you piss of Canada?), literally turned Washinton DC into a swamp, made billions of dollars off of being President, ran around naming things after himself, made the 250th Anniversary of the country about himself, violated the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 14th, 15th, 19th, 24th, and 26th Amendments, as well as Articles I, II, III, and IV of the Constitution in many and varied ways, has had more judicial rulings against him than any President in history, tried to overthrow the contry, tried to make it illegal to charge him with a crime while prosecuting people for such infractions as posting pictures of seashells, humiliated us on the world front numerous times, including a fantasy AI shot of the Prime Minister of Italy giving him googly eyes, ruind the World Cup by trying to rig it, and spawned the likes of Donald Jr. and Eric. But incredibly. With just three letters, all of that just MAGICALLY goes away. Poof. Like it never happened. Apparently, this is caused by a combination of immersing oneself in something called "objective reality" and reading things called "books." If you do those things, you might wanna get yourself checked for this "TDS" thing. Fortunately, it's very easy to diagnose. All you have to do is open your eyes. If you're not staring at the inside of your own colon, there's a very good chance you have it. The treatment is a steady diet of Fox News. The treatment works better if you have the volume turned all the way up. If you start realizing that colleges are teaching people to reject Starbucks cups that say "Merry Christmas" and that you should only accept the "Happy Holidays" ones, then the treatment is working. If that doesn't work, slamming your head in the door multiple times might beat the sense out of it. If you know someone affected by TDS, please share this post.

@takeme2hobbiton That Dragon, Cancer. an indie game.

HEY GAMERS - I'm in the mood to have my heart ripped out and stomped on. Recommend me the most heartbreaking game you've ever played 🙏

Yes, Farage vs Binface and the Uks collective sense of irony

@thecleggyone @takeme2hobbiton "Ah, the child of bhaal has awoken"

question: who is the best videogame villain of all time?? 🤔 ‼️try to avoid giving plot spoilers‼️ I'll start: I'm going to go with the Lich King from WoW. He was a *very* naughty boy! 😁

@TheSDHotel because Batistas face shape changed over the years, but once again they slapped hair and a younger face texture on the older face version of him. lazy.

Also why do games from 20 years ago still look better than this? I honestly don't even know what to say.

@Smacktalks wow ls have been nice a few months ago when I gave a damn.

A surprise patch update just dropped for WWE 2K26! Patch 1.13 clocks in at around 2.4GB and includes new fixes for the Creation Suite and Universe Mode, along with stability improvements and new content for The Island. More details to follow... #WWE2K26

@takeme2hobbiton the escalation of micro transactions where players get nickel and dimed has made gaming worse.

do you think modern gaming has gotten worse over the years and by what metric? 🤔 (you can keep your made up "bad cos woke" nonsense out of this one) I'll start: pros & cons have existed throughout gaming history and no era appears to be objectively better or without flaws

#starfield gotta say, so far I'm enjoying shattered space.

@SoyElRuu killed the game for me. too many micro transaction nickel and dining me at every opportunity making me feel less like a gamer or fan and more like an exploited paypig.

We’re almost “done” with #WWE2K26 Thoughts on Ringside Pass??

@MoustacheGoat @alvarofberro can't talk about it.

@alvarofberro So Brad Pitt is just a figment of our imagination?

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA preocupación por el estado de salud mental de Edward Norton. Se le ha visto desorientado hablando solo durante el USA-Turquía en el estadio de los Ángeles.

@Be_like_legend yellow.

My fellow neurodivergents: What color is the number 7?

@Kotaku many games have game passes on top of usual content. this game is going to be here for multiple years....but will it be good. I'll wait for the reviews and if it is any other company wanting to charge $100 or more better match the quality and value.

Fans Debate If GTA 6 Is Actually A $100 Game As Anger Grows Around The Ultimate Edition Locking Content Away kotaku.com/fans-debate-if…

@IGN not seen any gameplay or anything to convince me to buy yet.

GTA 6 is now officially up for preorder! If you're buying it, will you be getting the $80 Standard Edition or the $100 Ultimate Edition? bit.ly/44vGiTm #IGNSummerOfGaming

@TheSDHotel can I have a glass of 'who gives a f*"#' please

EXCLUSIVE: NEW Mobile Game 'WWE Generations: Eras Collide' Now Available on iOS and Android! The game is a turn-based RPG featuring 3v3 battles. 🔗All info and Download links: thesmackdownhotel.com/news/wwe-gener…

@GameVolt1 Yep, just means I can't afford either.

That PS6 price is going to be crazy…

@IGN too expensive for me.

BREAKING: The pricing for Valve's Steam Machine has finally been revealed, with the 512GB starting at $1049 without a controller. For the full pricing breakdown: bit.ly/3SB9eXr #IGNSummerOfGaming

The next update to @StarfieldGame is planned to release next week on June 11 — this update will contain multiple stability fixes, including a freeze that could occur while traversing a planet. Additionally, several issues related to Major Incursions, Terran black boxes, and Incursion icons have been addressed. Stay tuned for the full update notes when it goes live.

@GameVolt1 @Azorthious @DrGorillaNuts FYI

Too many games, Not enough money. Desperate times call for desperate measures...