Unlikely, so no

@RjectModernity @ayeejuju Either you roll a 6 or you don’t IS 50/50, but you’re more likely to roll a number that isn’t 6. 50/50 is the outcome, not the probability.

@ayeejuju Dice have 6 sides. If you ask what the probability is to hit the side with six eyes on it, the probability is not 50/50. It is 1/6

@BilalAcar01 Why?

Police have cleared the square around Bournemouth Pier and established a security cordon. Officers are currently on scene. #Bournemouth #Breaking 🚨#police

@TheSpursExpress @THFCUpdates1 Heard it all before 🥱

✍️| Peter Charrington’s letter to #Tottenham fans: Dear Supporters, On Sunday, despite a season that gave you so little, you gave everything. A full stadium, full voice, full belief, until the final whistle. I have thought carefully about how to begin this letter, and in the end that moment said it better than I can. It is why we owe you honesty about where we have fallen short, and what we are committed to now. Last September, we recognised that something seismic had to change at Spurs. The Lewis family stepped in and authorised a full reset. That decision was not taken lightly, and it came later than it should have. But what has been put in motion is real, and it marks a genuine break from what had come before. As part of that process, we discovered some uncomfortable truths. The qualities that make Spurs distinct, our football, our ambition, the connection between the team and its supporters, had been allowed to fade. Football success had not been driving our decisions. We did not have the right expertise in key roles. We did not build squads good enough to compete in the most demanding league in the world. Two 17th place finishes in a row is not acceptable, and we will not dress it up as anything other than falling well short of what this Club expects. Since September, we have restructured leadership across the Club, with a refreshed executive and football structure. Most of this team are already in post and others will arrive in the coming weeks. The Board are committed to this leadership group and will give them the stability and support they need to run this Club in the right way. Roberto De Zerbi is signed as Men's Head Coach for five years, a reflection of our belief in his ability and our commitment to build back to where we need to be. He is passionate, committed and positive in everything he does, and represents the kind of football and ambition that Tottenham Hotspur should stand for. Our commitments to you are clear: • We will build a squad, led by Roberto as Head Coach, with the right blend of experience, youth and leadership to compete at the highest levels of Premier League and European football.
• We will invest across multiple transfer windows to rebuild, balance and strengthen, with this summer representing an important first step in that work.
• We will continue to modernise our football operation, with a significant focus on raising standards across medical and performance.
• We will increase investment in the Academy to ensure that the pathway from youth football to the first team is one of the strongest in the country.
• We will build on a strong season for Spurs Women by continuing to invest in a world-class women's team, led by Martin Ho. Since becoming Chairman, I have realised that Spurs fans are built differently. I have seen it over and over again in the last nine months, across every generation, in every conversation. Even in the darkest of seasons, you showed up and carried this team. That loyalty is not something we take for granted. It is something we are determined to be worthy of. There has been speculation about ownership and the future direction of the Club. Let us be direct. Tottenham Hotspur is not for sale. The Lewis family are wholly committed to this Club and to this rebuild. They will provide the stability and investment needed at every level to move us forward, and they see that as a long-term responsibility, not a short-term fix. This season fell well short of what Tottenham Hotspur demands. We must be in the fight with the best teams in this league, every season, and we are rebuilding this Club with that standard in mind. This Club lives in the hearts of everyone who has ever loved it. It has been carried through living rooms and stands, weekends and long journeys home. We will get back to where we belong. Peter Charrington

@HKFinalThird It would be deducted at the start of next season you bellend.

🚨 JUST IN: There is now a seriously confident expectation that a verdict in the Man City 115 charges case could arrive within weeks, with Premier League clubs awaiting official communication. [HandofArsenal] If City were to receive a 60-point deduction: ➡️ They would fall into the relegation zone instantly. ➡️ West Ham would survive. ➡️ European qualification places would completely reshuffle. ➡️ It would become one of the biggest punishments in English football history. A 60-point deduction would leave Manchester City on just 15 points. The outcome of this case could change the Premier League forever. Now we know why Pep Guardiola left this season.

@applewestcott He’s not flashy, that’s why.

How do you score 50 goals a season when you’re a 6 during build up😟Kane is one of the greatest striker of all time, not just of this generation. If his name was exotic the would go crazy, but because he’s a white Englishman it’s almost radio silence

@Ironssparky1985 It’s just a carpet ffs

Absolute tramps standing on our badge ! Fkin get the lot of them out including his brasses !

@anon_opin I do mine online and it’s easy. Maybe don’t live in a shithole with an old school doctor’s surgery.

You'd think in 2026 there would be a better way to get a doctor's appointment than the whole country phoning up at 8am.

@devoid3d It’s just to aid balance. Glad to have cleared that up 👍

why do people incline walking but grip the treadmill.. whats the point?

@cristo_radio Venice has got it all wrong - they should replace all theirs with these.

Aren’t these just beautiful? They really add something to the historic architecture of London’s Victorian and Georgian streets don’t they?

@AmpikaPickston1 FYI I can see your cock in this photo.

Time to re-set , restructure and rebuild . Only way is UP ⬆️.

@SimonHarrisMBD Put who put them all together and made it a national breakfast item!? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

It always makes me laugh when I see Lee Anderson using a bacon sandwich to declare his Britishness to the whole world. Leavened bread - Ancient Egypt 🇪🇬 Bacon - Ancient China 🇨🇳 Butter - Türkiye 🇹🇷 Ketchup - USA 🇺🇸 Brown sauce - British, but made in The Netherlands 🇳🇱

@Skint_Eastwood1 Surely beeping to alert a road user to your presence is the correct use of a horn?

British Police 2026: Woman Pulled Over on Way to Hospital Appointment for “Inappropriate Use of Horn” 🤦‍♂️ This is what British policing has come to. A driver is pulled over on her way to a hospital appointment. A pedestrian steps out from a junction without looking. The driver beeps her horn to avoid an accident. The police then stop her and confirm she is being reported for court over “inappropriate use of horn.” Driver: “You’re taking me to court because I came in from a junction and a male was crossing the road, didn’t look and I beeped… is that correct?” Officer: “Yes.” The officer then reads her the caution before stating: “You’ve been reported for the consideration of prosecution for inappropriate use of horn.” This isn’t a joke. While violent crime, knife attacks, grooming gangs, thefts, and burglaries continue to plague communities across the country, officers are spending time and resources pursuing a woman for sounding her horn at a careless pedestrian. When everyday road users trying to drive safely are being dragged toward court for basic defensive actions, but far more serious offences often go under-policed, the public loses confidence in law enforcement. We need police focused on actual crime, not this.

@baggyofbrum It’s called rage bait.

Just took my dog out only quick half hour round the block pavement leash walk got back and he keeps licking his pads and they look sore anyone any ideas what it could be? #dog #dogWalk #pets

@JontyEvans He’s gonna ruin the grass ffs

James Maddison is an absolute credit to this football club, not to mention his family and friends. He has a heart of gold. He’s funny, charismatic AND a leader of men. He should be made captain if Romero leaves. A true gentleman and a wonderful player ❤️

@Adrian_Hilton Put the pool in the shade you fat wallop.

If you’re in the south-east of England and thinking of taking your dog for a walk right now, please make sure you wear a fur coat and no shoes so you’ll know how it feels. Here’s Marney & Ria, doing what dogs should be doing in this heat.🐾

@CatinNextLife @cra46159 @roybickley @themournelady Wait for his imagination to make something up…

@cra46159 @roybickley @themournelady Be interesting to hear how that went down.

There's a drone flying overhead around us & our area. Is it legal to shoot them down if I bought an air rifle?

@cra46159 You don’t own the airspace over your house you little rat.

@NJSimmondsbooks Not just your ass that wouldn’t fit 👀

1. I know you don't open windows in a heatwave, I literally wrote about it in The Independent 2. This photo was for demo reasons 3. I know you can make them go wider but still crap if you have to escape in a fire because my ass still doesn't fit 😆 independent.co.uk/voices/heatwav…

Non Brits: omg if you're hot just open the window or get an AC unit that goes out of your window. Average British window, which you can't alter if renting (only part that opens is the top half and it opens 3 inches...so also fuck you in a fire):

@panickedwagon @Nox_Daemon 😆

@The87Hurricane @Nox_Daemon Oh, I thought you meant out the front door of the place. Okay yeah, if that happens I'm 100% getting cooked.

UK nerds...remember to open the loft hatch if you have one. Hot air rises.

@collin_ruth89 Yes, get a hybrid and have the worst of both worlds.

I don’t understand why every vehicle isn’t a hybrid. Why not use regenerative braking to charge a battery in every car? Huge increase in gas mileage. Why do they still make non-hybrids?