@StoolAfterDark He should have to stay and watch the rest of the stream. Tough on crime
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Adam Smith
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Per sources Mintzy handled the ruling from Titus with class.
“Great ruling commish. You had to do what you had to do.”
Barstool After Dark@StoolAfterDark
Head of the Rules Committee Mark Titus has made his first elimination. Mintzy was absolutely devastated to be sent home early.
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Two of the heavy hitters for the @StoolAfterDark Do Nothing stream are already in the cave doing nothing.
We might be in for a Hall of Fame faceoff in the final two.
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Have you heard the news? The drink that redefined the game has redefined the game again. Introducing High Noon Transfusions. Don’t blink or else you’ll miss it
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Blutman is asking questions about what he can bring to the stream, but Lucas is being Hard On Crime.
Blanket and Pillow have been denied, but he has deferred to me on the mouth wash. I am deferring to the internet.
1 hour vote below. Can Blutman bring mouth wash to the stream?
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The @StoolAfterDark winner take all $30,000 Confinement Stream starts tomorrow immediately following The Yak
Prediction Contest: How long will it last? Days / Hours / Minutes / Seconds
Closest guess gets to antique Lucas next time they’re in Chicago (or can gift it to someone)
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@FenixAmmunition $50 to fill up a Chevy Cruze is crazy… the White House messaging on this is bad
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@DannyJConrad @LucasGuido13 @TBob53 @TBob53 belongs in prison. The only fair restitution is a @StoolAfterDark stream of only TBob punishments @LucasGuido13
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A stolen breakfast sandwich was reported at Barstool Chicago HQ on Friday morning
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@NancyMace @realannapaulina Now do birth control which is in the fn water
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No chemical company should be shielded from accountability when its products harm Americans.
We stood with the MAHA movement in support of the Luna Amendment to strip pesticide protections out of the Farm Bill.
Big Pesticide lost. MAHA won.
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@IamOfficeGamer @RUDOLPHJUNDA Eddie may send you off to a work camp.
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My kids tonight at dinner when I tell them what the Pope said
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Catholic Sat@CatholicSat
The Pope’s Prayer intention for the month of May is for an end to food waste and that everyone has access to food. “Awaken in us a new awareness that we learn to thank you for every food, to consume simply, to share with joy, and to care for the fruits of the earth as a gift from you, destined for all, not just a few.”
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@PillarCatholic They used to burn people for stuff like this.
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The diocese said three people who shared the Eucharist with their dogs have not been excommunicated because they “did not act with sacrilegious intent.”
pillarcatholic.com/p/swiss-cathol…
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@realmikolson That’s impossible … if you were going biblical exegesis you’d become Catholic. You must not be doing it right…
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Christian: **does biblical exegesis to show why Roman Catholic doctrine is wrong**
Roman Catholics: “nice but have you guys see these dope buildings tho?”
Anthony@Catholicizm1
There’s not a single Protestant argument that isn’t defeated in this 12 second clip.
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I received an exclusive inside look at the ballots for Spring Break MVP
Votes: Dante (30), Nicky Smokes (3), Oona (2), Payton (2), Katic (1), Rico (1)
Note: Reed was mentioned multiple times as someone who would have received consideration had he reached the minimum game limit
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate
I polled 38 Barstool employees and the results were clear: Dante The Don has been named your Spring Break MVP Votes: Dante (30), Nicky Smokes (3), Oona (2), Payton (2), Rico (1) At 43 years old, Dante is the oldest MVP in Spring Break history.
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One of the bottle girls has informed Tommy that if she has fun now, she’ll come out to the club tonight*
*Except she can only stay in our cabana if we order a bottle of champagne
Here is the exact moment Tommy asked if we could get champagne.
Tommy is now buying champagne.
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