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Alan ⛵️

@TheAlanModracek

doer of things

NJ Katılım Şubat 2022
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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
Some people give ya a bakers dozen I’ll give you an Alan dozen. It’s 9. I have no idea what happened to the other three.
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@em_Lazzy Sorry I was only trying to add a little zest to my sandwich I didn’t know it would do that to my farts
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Lazzyyyyyy@em_Lazzy·
IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW ONE PERSON CAN FUCK UP THE ENTIRE WORLD
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@sn0oozey I can smoke crack every day and not get addicted. Literally I love it so much I can’t live without it, I’d almost rather die than go a day without crack, yet somehow I’m still not addicted
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:@sn0oozey·
If I tried Meth or crack I would probably be fine. I would probably wake up the next day and move on with my life.
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@jbarro They aren’t just for AI — they are for everyone
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Josh Barro
Josh Barro@jbarro·
People are doing this weird thing now where they assume any text that contains an em dash was generated by AI. I was alive ten years ago and I remember people using -- even overusing -- em dashes.
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Angry Citizen
Angry Citizen@AngryCitizenxx·
Update. It's a third degree deep burn. They just ripped off all the skin and put a bandage on it.
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@AngryCitizenxx Hi! I can’t message you but if you’d like to talk please send me a message and I share my phone number
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Angry Citizen
Angry Citizen@AngryCitizenxx·
I burned about 85% of my foot while making homemade fries yesterday. It boiled over. The desire to drink the pain away... is very present.
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StripMallGuy
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent·
One of the most beautiful areas in the US. A true getaway - just a couple hours drive from NYC.
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
Food waste grinding on a ship is a critical process for compliance with MARPOL Annex V, which regulates the discharge of garbage at sea to prevent marine pollution. To be safely discharged, food waste must be ground to a particle size smaller than 25.
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Foxford Comics
Foxford Comics@FoxfordComics·
Always hilarious to me that China and India didn't even know this massive continent in their backyard. And then some English dude from the other side of the world just came along and yoinked it.
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@NoLimitGains Don’t need to. It’s a business expense they can just write it off
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NoLimit@NoLimitGains·
Hmm, how exactly are they planning to pay off $39 trillion in debt?
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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@KillaMinga How do they fit that big fish in such a little can?
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Minga
Minga@KillaMinga·
She really reeled in an entire blue fine tuna by herself 😳
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@Tomasthanes @DJSnM Be careful. Sometimes the questions we ask are more dangerous than the answers we receive.
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Scott Manley@DJSnM·
This leads me to wonder what proportion of flights in the US are in a position to glide to a usable runway at any random time. Maybe I could do this with ADS-B data and code.
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek

@the_transit_guy They just turn off. Engines shut down mid-flight. Maybe you can glide to a runway? Nope. They turn off the wings, too

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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@the_transit_guy They just turn off. Engines shut down mid-flight. Maybe you can glide to a runway? Nope. They turn off the wings, too
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Hayden
Hayden@the_transit_guy·
This might be a very dumb question, but if an airline goes out of business while its planes are mid-flight, do they still continue to their destinations? And how does the crew return to their home base?
Flightradar24@flightradar24

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Spirit Airlines is preparing to cease operations as negotiations with US government for a $500 million rescue package falter. Spirit flights are currently operating, with 44 aircraft in the air.

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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@Kalshi He’s way off. Change “most” for “all”
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Kalshi
Kalshi@Kalshi·
JUST IN: Elon Musk says most cryptocurrencies are "scams"
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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@_baldtires Worse than putting a USB stick in. I’m gonna do it backwards the first time, every time
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Peter Holderith@_baldtires·
"im sure i put the teflon tape on the right way this time"
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Peter Holderith
Peter Holderith@_baldtires·
working with air/hydraulics is basically just trying to find the right fittings all day
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Devin Olsen
Devin Olsen@DevinOlsenn·
Close Windows on Lock is such a great feature, hard to believe Tesla is one of the only car companies that does this. @Tesla
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