Allen Cotner

Are there enough Vanderbilt fans there to rush the field and tear down the goal post? #SECFootball

Hogs playing on Oklahoma State's side of the field. #woopig #sorrynotsorry #secfootball #boomersooner #ItJustMeansMore

Hogs over pokes. #woopig #sorrynotsorry #secfootball #boomersooner #ItJustMeansMore

10,000 retweets and we release a new song this week. #chippingmill #catintherain

@Whataburger the quality of product at your Rogers, Arkansas location is getting worse and worse. I won’t be back.

@united @AnthonyBass52 Don’t give in. Make people clean up after their messy kids.

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@AnthonyBass52 @united I appreciate the flight attendant. Clean up after t your own kids.

OU-NORMAN Emergency 9:45pm OUPD investigating possible shots fired on Norman campus. Avoid South Oval area. Shelter in place.

@NickAdamsinUSA Wtf is that guys haircut?!?

This is how you raise an alpha male!

@joncoopertweets Kobe

I'm curious. Which famous person did you feel the most grief for after you found out they died?

@JoJoFromJerz Does a pop socket count?

What’s a gadget you never thought you’d need but now you can’t live without?

@NickAdamsinUSA Nothing says boycot like starting your boycott by buying the product your boycotting.

🚨ALPHA MALE CHALLENGE🚨 1. Go to your local grocery store and purchase the LARGEST bag of M&Ms you can find! 2. DESTROY the bag of M&Ms you purchased and do NOT let one pass your lips! 3. Take a photo of your CRUSHED woke M&Ms and post it on social. Make sure you tag Mars!

@SpeakerMcCarthy Pointless vote. Wasting more time on things that don’t matter.

🚨 House Republicans just voted unanimously to repeal the Democrats' army of 87,000 IRS agents 🚨 This was our very first act of the new Congress, because government should work for you, not against you. Promises made. Promises kept.

@ReggieBush Called back for holding.

Creativity at its finest lol and capped it off with a TD just in case you thought it was a game 😂🙌🏾 bravo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I feel like this place stayed open during the Covid shutdown of 2020.

Now the crowd has had enough libations to start making (demanding) request to the band. Amazingly they do in fact know Skinner.

There’s one guy stomping on the balloons popping them. Nobody else is amused but he thinks it’s hilarious .

At the local Moose Lodge for NYE. I really should have started live tweeting this much earlier.