Dr. Kramer, Proctology

@JumeirahRory69 Elite post. 🤝🏻 glad you’re still kicking, legend

Incoming post no one will read I tried to kill myself 5 years ago on this day. Tried to overdose on Excedrin (didn’t work retard) Had just flunked out of college, had no job, zero bitches. Anyway, I spend $5k a year now on golf clubs and here’s a sneak peek at a WiTB. Cheers.

@Username676357 @MLB @Cubs Mogged the fuck out of her

Hey @MLB @Cubs Come get your boy. “You suck my f*ckin d*ck b*tch”

@TalkinJake Worst loss of the year

lol yanks huh horrific

Worst loss of the year

@Nixon_Robocop Oh yeah that’s the perfect correlation. You fucking moron

It doesn’t really break down along geographic lines as much as if you’re a cop or someone who really respects cops you’re probably a Yankees fan and if you have a soul you’re a Mets fan.

@Softnessa_ This made me drive to a bridge and contemplate killing myself from how cringy it was

Me being nosey in my daughter’s phone and came across this. Her daddy is already amazing but this just made my heart smile a little more. 🩷

@ForePlayPod Too easy

Thoughts on the Sunday pins?

@JustBB_Media And Mets fans want to say McLean is better 😭

Only 2 pitchers in MLB history have achieved the following in their first 10 starts of a season: - 9 or fewer ER - 65+ K’s - 11 or fewer Walks 2021 Jacob deGrom. 2026 Cam Schlittler 🤯

@TalkinMetsNoG Cheating? He throws fastballs past your dome. Cry harder

I am not saying Schittler is cheating but the Yankees are an org that lives in the gray area. That’s why they are sore about the Astros and can’t get over it - do what I say not what I do

@nickysmokess Nikki, you’re no joke insufferable. Beyond cringy, so hard to watch and just a straight up dirt bag. Get off drakes cock

ITS OVER WHEN HES SAMPLING SOME SHIT LIKE THIS

@_its_just_tony_ Cc @stoolpresidente

No way 💀

@Polymarket What study? This has an 8 week incubation period so lmk how any study could be out / reliable

JUST IN: Study suggests hantavirus may survive in human sperm for up to six years.

@BrianEntin What about the dna evidence

South Carolina Supreme Court overturns Alex Murdaugh's murder convictions and orders a new trial in the 2021 killing of his wife and son.

@JOADAMC @nickysmokess What do you think Jesus didn’t use slang ? Grow up

@nickysmokess This is better 😂😂😂

Nothing like the good ole “follower of Christ” who has his girlfriend in his profile pic telling me he’d steal my bitch while spewing hate🤣🤣

@PatsyDiabetes They proved the masks did nothing in COVID. Moron

This is outrageous.. Not a single person on my flight is masked up while we’re in the middle of a double pandemic (Covid + Hantavirus). I politely informed the flight attendant that this is a super spreader event. She just shrugged and walked away. I've already filed a formal complaint with the FAA and CDC. This is reckless and cannot stand. Masks save lives, the science is settled on that.

@StoolMintzy Buddy catches the most breaks ever

Absolutely devastating news. Richelle Ryan bailed on tonight because of busy schedule. Why can’t I ever catch a break in life?!?!?!

@WonderbreadMMA Nice

Odds should be higher. There is a 0% chance Strickland wins this fight. I've never been so sure of a fight outcome in my LIFE

@Polymarket Comedy

JUST IN: Moderna announces it’s working on a hantavirus vaccine.

@iamasoothsayer Wtf

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

@imfynerthanfyne Do all black women actually beg for $30 and then try to gaslight guys who won’t send them money for every single thing? pathetic AF 🤣

i’m so irritated