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@DLnufc_ @Doddsy228904442 Not saying he’s not a great defender - he is. but it’s an absolute fact he’s been off it defensively the last few games. Go watch Mateta first goal in the Palace game

@TheBaldMag @Doddsy228904442 What a strange lie. He’s a solid defender, great going forward and great at helping you control game. Over the last few years, Burn’s had countless stinkers. Been the only PL LB to make Antony look good.

Like I said ✅

@DLnufc_ @Doddsy228904442 He’s literally given his man about 5 yards of space for crosses that have led to multiple goals over the last few games. All I’m saying is just cos you’re been great going forward, if you’ve been off it defensively in a team shipping goals, maybe it’s time for a breather.

@TheBaldMag @Doddsy228904442 It’s certainly not a conspiracy - who said it was? Howe himself said it was tactical. And that’s nonsense saying he’s been off it btw 🤣. The whole team has stunk and he’s largely the only player who shines. Burn is very poor defensively at LB. Mainly bc he’s a CB…

@CharIieBennett Do you??? He’s been poor defensively the last few games, leading to goals leaking. Need to stop conceding, but no one doubts his ability. Just needs a breather

Got to feel sorry for Lewis Hall. Newcastle’s player of the season for me. #NUFC

@DLnufc_ @Doddsy228904442 Not the point though is it. Hall defensively last few games has been off it, leading to goals. He needed a break out the team for a little bit as the mistakes looked a bit jaded. Sometimes that’s all it is, not everything needs to be some conspiracy or players wanting out

@Doddsy228904442 lol that was posted after he scored. Joelinton has helped him a lot tho. Surely even you can’t think Burn is the better choice over Hall right…?

@eurofootcom First order of business should be to resign TarkowsHeeHee

🚨🟣 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Michael Jackson will be in charge of Burnley until the end of the season. ✅

@ToonPolls It’s providing a bit of narrative that doesn’t really do much except stop people on the internet seeing the accounts and running wild conspiracy theories

I’m not sure why Hopkinson’s comments are being analysed to this extent. The bloke is hardly going to say we’ll keep him regardless, nor would he say we’re making a change. It’s vague waffle which is only getting heightened attention because it’s the international break. #NUFC

@CraigHope_DM And you’re just sitting there like that

Nick Woltemade struggling again in midfield. Has lost ball twice leading to Chelsea efforts on goal. Looked out of gas running to recover just now.

@AdamP1242 That first half of the post - literally sub in the name Joelinton and look what that’s done for his career. Needs to stick to fisting himself

Newcastle United won 6-1 last night Everyone is entitled to their opinions but I think posting that after the game (our biggest Champions League win ever btw) was laughable from The True Geordie #NUFC

@wils97460 @narindertweets @BigBrenLFC I must have missed the great Roomba boom of the 90s

@TheBaldMag @narindertweets @BigBrenLFC You can programme them to start whenever you like, they even go around the rooms themselves , what year are you living in 1920! Catch up techs leaving you behind

Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance "People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense" Get to Clacton and clock in 40hrs a week. We're not paying you 90k a year for nowt.

@PatrioticJew @albieamankona Like wasting local policing resource on controlling racist riots?

@albieamankona A country makes money by working hard and being productive with that work. A country loses money by wasteful spending. The most basic economics.

Why is reform focusing on this crap? It is not important.

@wils97460 @narindertweets @BigBrenLFC Where can I find one of these hoovers that knows when it’s nearly 5pm??

@TheBaldMag @narindertweets @BigBrenLFC Haha , it’s either dogs , babies , the hoover

@wils97460 @narindertweets @BigBrenLFC They say that exact phrase several times a week? Crazy!

@narindertweets @BigBrenLFC Rubbish… happens several times a week, a dog barks whilst I’m on the phone and the handler says “my dog knows it’s nearly 5pm” wtf - no wonder country is on it knees

Just an observation, but those losing their heads at @LukeEdwardsTele are the same ones who accuse ‘happy clappers’ of trying to stifle their own opinions. Everyone’s entitled to one lads #nufc

@CraigHope_DM Harsh, been a significantly better second half. Extra man in the 10 has been a game changer control wise

This isn't happening for Newcastle. Change of shape. Change of personnel. Brentford look comfortable.

Win or lose this, Woltemade needs to start in the 10 position every game. Or we just need to play a 10 every game. #nufc

@LukeEdwardsTele @lfcmike__ This is simply one of the funniest threads I’ve had the pleasure of reading. One simple fact - the only compilations of Isak Victim FC are sharing, he’s in a toon shirt.

@lfcmike__ How was he getting on before the leg break? Don’t worry, I know the answer, I’ve written about it in the article you haven’t read you fruit cake

He’s broke his fucking leg you fucking fruitcake @LukeEdwardsTele - can see you’ve not changed since the summer

@toonlanding1969 You don’t know me?

@TheBaldMag You have a fall and bang your head today?

In fairness to Howe, if he had implied today’s loss was due to a lack of transfer spending my head would have exploded. Outspent Villa by 200m this summer and nowhere near them #nufc

@PoppinThang @tweetsbyrayan Commenting on a picture of her being absolutely right

@tweetsbyrayan Connecting the dots? Has she ever been right?

Jade has been consistently amazing in this series - always connecting dots, questioning assumptions, naming the right people. 10/10 faithful. #TheTraitors

@CH37083178 @M_Gi11on Toxic positivity 😂😂😂

@M_Gi11on Lets see lets do first 15 vs 2nd 15 in a couple weeks. Theres such thing as toxic positivity, and its gunna ruin it all

As much as yesterday was hugely frustrating for #NUFC, we are a team on the up despite not playing as well as we can. First 11 games vs games 12-22.